Im orbiting the earth in a space shuttle, plotting to destroy the earth by combining millions of drifting stray sattelites.
The world has become a place of strongly immature beings whos only wants are sex and drugs. Decency and morals have been abandoned. Children are having sex at alarming young ages. Birth rate is at an extreme high as well as numbers of suicides and deaths. Much of the Earth has been destroyed and most of its natural recources are nearly deminished.
And as the people of earth countdown to the New Year, my ship is chraging its beam to split through the earth and its core, literally cutting the earth in two.
Sound like fun?