I could've died today.

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MoriChax

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I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:05:34 Reply

I was going to see the film Inglorious Basterds, after enjoying a breakfast. Me and my dad drove into the theater parking lot, but for some reason he didn't like the spot he parked in. So he backed up and parked and we walked towards the theater. Then a red car caught my eye, it was probably driving 25 mph or so, and it wasn't slowing down or turning. It just kept going. I was about 30 ft or away and the man in the vehicle was slumpt over his steering wheel. He kept going faster and he hit the curb went through the bushes and hit the box office. The lady in the box office was hit and taken to the hospital, while the man in the car had a black out and didn't know what happened.
If my dad didn't repark his car.. I would have for sure been hit by the car. I guess I'm just lucky.
At least the movie was free.

pics or it didn't happen

I could've died today.

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:07:05 Reply

Well good to hear that you are still in one piece.

How was the movie anyway? Planning on seeing it tomorrow.

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:07:32 Reply

Yeah, if you had died i would have been so depressed.

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:07:40 Reply

At 8/22/09 06:06 PM, citricsquid wrote: Then we'd never have got to see your tits!

I really shouldn't have laughed as hard at that as I did have.

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:08:52 Reply

Did the lady in the box office sue?

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:09:13 Reply

At 8/22/09 06:06 PM, citricsquid wrote: Then we'd never have got to see your tits!

Good god why did I laugh at that?

wake up sheeple

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:09:22 Reply

Well you should've. Then your dad took pics.

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:09:29 Reply

Damn. Thank Cheesus you're okay. You still have so much in your life to do. Like Comic Con, become a famous artist in RL, a black guy.

though, if you were hospitalized I could've passed you on here, but I digress.

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:10:11 Reply

You're more luckier than a pig getting his head chopped off, that's for true.

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:10:40 Reply

Wow, glad you arn't dead then. That car could of totally pwned you!

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:11:45 Reply

lucky u got a free movie

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:12:37 Reply

If only the film had been released this time next year.

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:14:01 Reply

DAMNIT! I was hoping you would die.

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:14:51 Reply

Yeah, I know how you feel. I almost had a heart attack today. Fortunately my heart remained fine.

I do wonder thouh how many times a person truly cheats death without noticing it.

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:15:56 Reply

At 8/22/09 06:14 PM, MRedDragonO1 wrote: DAMNIT! I was hoping you would die.

Woah, man. Too far.

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:16:34 Reply

At 8/22/09 06:15 PM, Genocide wrote:
At 8/22/09 06:14 PM, MRedDragonO1 wrote: DAMNIT! I was hoping you would die.
Woah, man. Too far.

this from the guy whos username is genocide

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:18:09 Reply

At 8/22/09 06:06 PM, citricsquid wrote: Then we'd never have got to see your tits!

hahahahahaha awww I made myself sad

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:18:14 Reply

At 8/22/09 06:16 PM, FatJoe214 wrote:
At 8/22/09 06:15 PM, Genocide wrote:
At 8/22/09 06:14 PM, MRedDragonO1 wrote: DAMNIT! I was hoping you would die.
Woah, man. Too far.
this from the guy whos username is genocide

I promise that none of the dead jews in my basement are as good looking as the OP.

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:20:19 Reply

At 8/22/09 06:18 PM, Genocide wrote: I promise that none of the dead jews in my basement are as good looking as the OP.

OK nevermind go on with you killing.

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:23:04 Reply

This was no accident. This was fate. There are still greater things in life waiting for you. Also, if you had died, I would never have been able to rub my nipples the same again....

At 8/22/09 06:09 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: , a black guy.

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:25:38 Reply

Looks like somebody couldn't wait to get in.

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:27:07 Reply

At 8/22/09 06:23 PM, Shikamarana wrote: This was no accident. This was fate. There are still greater things in life waiting for you.

I was mostly thinking final destination is this situation.

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:29:17 Reply

love the picture of the car xD
sorry about the almost dying thing... ya...

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:29:24 Reply

I promise that none of the dead jews in my basement are as good looking as the OP.

Pics or never happend.

Why are you killing jews? Or you are collecting dead bodies? :3

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:30:41 Reply

YOUR DAD IS A FUCKING PSYCHiC!

I AM THREAD KILLER!

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:31:42 Reply

Is the car okay?

i mean thank goodness your car is okay

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Response to I could've died today. 2009-08-22 18:32:17 Reply

Lol, why you crying about it? You lived and got a free movie, on the other hand I'd like to hire your dad, I think ASDAs around here has an evilparking space, think you could get him to check that out for me?

Cheers!

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