Forum Topic: My brother tried to stab me, again.

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Posted at: 8/22/09 01:24 PM

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Stab him, tell everybody that he killed himself.

Problem solved.

Sex is boring, killing people is more fun.
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Posted at: 8/22/09 01:27 PM

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At 8/22/09 01:23 PM, Gagsy wrote: Yeah he really needs to, but that's something your parents need to try and enforce in him more first. If they can't, then you can't then he really might need to visit a doctor about it. He does sound like he was being a complete baby but god, a lot of us were brats when we were kids.

Well, when the blood starts flowin', the doctors bills start comin'. Also, he's 12, not like 8 or something.

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Posted at: 8/22/09 01:32 PM

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Why do kids seem to be angrier nowadays?

I blame Call of Duty.


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Posted at: 8/22/09 01:34 PM

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Stab him before he'll stab you.

KNIFE FIGHT

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Posted at: 8/22/09 01:35 PM

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Take his Call of Duty game away.

If he thinks stabbing people IRL is the same, he shouldn't be allowed to play games.

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Posted at: 8/22/09 01:40 PM

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Why does your brother remind me of Jeremy?


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Posted at: 8/22/09 01:52 PM

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At 8/22/09 01:04 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: I said I am sorry. I really am.
And I really do have ADD.

Stop apologizing you stupid twat.


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Posted at: 8/22/09 01:54 PM

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walk around with a machete and if he pulls the knife one you you'll be all like "ya call that a knife, THIS is a knife" and start running at him.


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At 8/22/09 12:59 PM, DonDuDonDon wrote: Cancel his XBLA subscription and record the results for the lulz.

yeah. like when that dudes WoW acc was deleted.


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At 8/22/09 01:52 PM, GiantDouche wrote:
At 8/22/09 01:04 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: I said I am sorry. I really am.
And I really do have ADD.
Stop apologizing you stupid twat.

I have. Tramps forgave me and now we go back to our normal lives, what ever normal is for Tramps.


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Posted at: 8/22/09 02:30 PM

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waaaaait... your not a girl at all

the lies, oh the lies!
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Posted at: 8/22/09 02:37 PM

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Hide his XBox. Tell him you'll give it back to him when he calms down. Cause, I mean, he'z b33n knivin' n00bz ova teh xboxes.

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Posted at: 8/22/09 02:38 PM

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Your mean to your brother.


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Posted at: 8/22/09 02:38 PM

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The only way to solve your problem is to do it back to him.

But have fun in jail when you get caught :\

Naota doesn't play that shit

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At 8/22/09 01:03 PM, The-Condor wrote: Also Why was it copypasta? Was it too long for your 11 year old ADD riddled brain? Or was his grammar just too good?

Uh-huh. I agree fully with this guy.

Even if he created like, 15 alts to annoy me via PM.

But anyway, to the OP. Break his X-Box and hide the knives. Post results and let the lulz commence.

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At 8/22/09 02:42 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote: But anyway, to the OP. Break his X-Box and hide the knives. Post results and let the lulz commence.

Yeah, that totally wouldn't destroy the kid to the point where he breaks a glass bottle, picks up a the sharpest piece and actually stabs the hell out of Tramps.

Tramps, you are kind of a twat over the internet so in real life you must be the biggest douche in the world :| Be less of a douche.


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Posted at: 8/22/09 02:50 PM

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Wait, you have a near death experience in which someone comes close to stabbing you and the first thought that pops in your head is: "I should post this on Newgrounds!"

Sounds like your the homicidal maniac to me

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Posted at: 8/22/09 02:53 PM

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Beat the hell out of him and make him fear you.


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You should get his MSN account password(also Live password) by using the recovery question and then change his password on him. That'd really make him cry.

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At 8/22/09 01:34 PM, Asalraalaikum wrote: Stab him before he'll stab you.
KNIFE FIGHT

Knife fight?

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At 8/22/09 02:42 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote:
Even if he created like, 15 alts to annoy me via PM.

Nope, I had those alts before I ran into your sorry 12 year old ass.

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The way you left everything makes it sound like he's going to try and kill you in your sleep, try and really get your parents to understand that he really need more discipline and not try and stab people. I feel like your parents might be the best people to turn to, I feel like if you tried to talk to him it might just make him more agitated and then he really might not think twice about stabbing you, then again I don't really know your brother so I guess I really have no way of knowing how he'll react.

Leave him alone for a little bit though, don't be a dick and cancel his xbox just yet, even though he deserves it.

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Posted at: 8/22/09 03:35 PM

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Well this is pretty scary dude.Ok so here's what to do.Hide all the knifes and stuff somewhere and then start annoying him untill he says that he will stab you.Then you will roflomao and stuff and then he will shoot himself

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At 8/22/09 12:59 PM, DonDuDonDon wrote: Cancel his XBLA subscription and record the results for the lulz.

even better, delete his account. He will go BATSHIT CRAZY.


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Sounds like you should stop being a little prick to your brother.

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If this is true then my advice would be to not show any signs of fear. This is most likely a power thing for him.

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The little kids use knives... the big kids use chainsaws.


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Posted at: 8/22/09 03:58 PM

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I think u need to put him down then


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Posted at: 8/22/09 04:01 PM

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Stab him first.

Problem solved.


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Third poster was totally right. If you really want to piss him off, you should cancel his XBL gold membership. Either that or do something to the xbox, how old is your brother anyway?

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