Zombie Survival Plan

[Nergali]

We all know that one day the undead will rise and hunger for our flesh, and that we need to be ready for this. My question for all of you is what are your survival plans for when this day inevitably comes. Will you flee for the countryside, hideout in your attic, live underground, etc...

Will you even survive?

[HighWayStar365]

Oh... THIS thead again.

[AronKong]

Ok well the best thing to do is find a secret hiding place that you picked out for this time like underground elevator or something. Zombies are fucking easy to kill so just bring a shotgun, Uzi, 2 miniguns, 2 knives in your shoes and a sword. If you have a lifetime supply of food and a hiding place in a underground utility where you are the only one that knows the way in and out then you should survive.

[TheStonePilot]

Hospitals, ftw.

Plenty of medical supplies and food, only one or two entrances. If you barricade the first floor stairs and elevator then you can camp for months.

Unless it's filled with zombies, then you'll need to clear it out.

Although an offshore oil rig is best. Stocked for food for months at a time, no entrances, and if you have a water desalinization thingy you have an unlimited amount of water. Plus, you can fish.

[SashaSexyFur]

It will involve many med-packs and pain pills.

[Rutz]

It's alright guys, I got...the guide.

[kalhua]

This this this thisthis and.......???

[lolwtfmudkips]

USE THE SEARCH BAR YOU FUCKING INBRED!

there are thousands apon thousands of threads like these. Quick fucking re-posting them.

[portalwarpedJP]

At 8/22/09 12:46 PM, TheStonePilot wrote: Hospitals, ftw.

Plenty of medical supplies and food, only one or two entrances. If you barricade the first floor stairs and elevator then you can camp for months.

Unless it's filled with zombies, then you'll need to clear it out.

Although an offshore oil rig is best. Stocked for food for months at a time, no entrances, and if you have a water desalinization thingy you have an unlimited amount of water. Plus, you can fish.

hey dumbass, the hospitals will be filled with infected people, zombies and dead staff.
if you're alone, going to a hospital during a zombie outbreak is asking to become a zombie. and there's A LOT of rooms there, so it'd be impossible to secure the whole building in a little amount of time.
although is true that an oilrig is a pretty good idea, you still must have a few supplies with you.
also, there's a great chance that even the fish may have become zombies. it affect animals too.

[MyGuitarSticks]

Get some weapons such as a shotgun, chainsaw, dual uzis machete, a knife, sword, and such.

And then get some supplies, such as food water, first aid kit and the sorts.

And then find some shelter, probably something with few entrances, and lots of food and water already there. Such as a hospital, and then barricade all entrances, and be prepared for the worse.

[portalwarpedJP]

here's a good plan:

-if you're going to shelter in someplace, go to your own house. you already got supplies and know it's layout.
-barricade the doors with anything you can. that goes for windows as well.
-travelling? go alone, and use a bike or something like that. and go while it's day.
-buy one of those old-style semi-automatic rifles. they're strong, durable, reliable, precise and don't waste much ammo.
-a good melle weapon is either a crowbar or an axe. both got a lot of uses and are pretty strong.
-do not buy junk food. buy stuff such as cereal, which is nutritive and takes a great while to spoil.
-found a survivor? go and check if they got bitten. they got? get away from them. they didn't? bring them to your place and help them. the most people to defend a place, the better.
-cut your hair and use tight clothes.

that's pretty much it.

[Jamoke]

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