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Smoking green stuff is fun, its as simple as that!
But...
What is the most sneaky, secret, hidden way of doing so?
Lets make a scenario...
Bill wants to smoke some herbs, but Bills parents do not know Bill wants to do so. Bill will get in trouble if he is caught by them, but really feels like smoking herb. What should Bill do?

And no, this story is not about me, i have a pipe already(pic below, mines blue) and smoke weed about once a month, and once a week during summer holidays. My friend wants to smoke weed, but he was been caught doing so before, and his mom freaked! So what is a good, secret way of doing so, that is affordable?

Beer Bongs...
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well, there's that or gravity bongs... wooo

At 8/22/09 02:43 AM, MissingNYC wrote: Beer Bongs...
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well, there's that or gravity bongs... wooo

those are kinda big...

well, there's always a J or an L at worst... pipe's are iffy... cause if you get pulled over for ANY reason... then you get busted for paraphernalia

Find some kind of sewer tunnel, like one which drains like street water, and there's usually a tall chamber at the end, large enough for about four people, standing up. It's not fun when there is actually water there. These are usually found at parks and stuff.... at least here in CO...

"Do it front of your parents, Bill. They won't mind."
"Ok"
Three asswhipings later...

Do you have a katana by any chance?

At 8/22/09 03:00 AM, PenguinKommando wrote: Do you have a katana by any chance?

ummm...are you high? lol
no... no swords here dude...

good places are places that your not supposed to be in

for example there a pool that is no longer in service, i hop the wall and get inside and do it in there

u can go to your college admissions office, no one will suspect anyone to do anything ill mannered there

At 8/22/09 03:01 AM, AgentXRifle wrote:

At 8/22/09 03:00 AM, PenguinKommando wrote: Do you have a katana by any chance?

ummm...are you high? lol
no... no swords here dude...

Oh, I thought since you had the dragon-pipe.
Just hang out with the guy and smoke with him and then when hes come down, let him go back. Unless his parents call him every five minutes. Failing that, he could go pretty much anywhere else and smoke in the car or something if nobody is watching. Although I've been spoiled by where I live, if youre smoking downtown not too many people are going to care, you just have to keep away from the cops and not be an asshole.

Sploof it in a bathroom w/ the fan running. Then take massive shit.

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Bill get's out of bed in the morning, Bill gets ten pound and goes to his local dealer, Bill get a 1/16 of an ounce(but because it's Bills first time doing it, he probably won't get a good deal, but it doesn't matter.), depending on how old Bill is he goes to his local Newsagents and gets some big skins, then Bill goes to a churchyard, or somewhere of the sort, finds a bench in the maze like Graveyard, Bill sits down and then Bill get high as a kite.

This is probably not right for Americunts out there, but Fuck You.

Joints are pretty discreet. Apple bongs are too. Smoke in a place where you're unlikely to get caught. Like if I smoke by the river, nobody can see me and if someone does come down, I can just throw the shit into the water if I need to.

At 8/22/09 02:47 AM, MissingNYC wrote: well, there's always a J or an L at worst... pipe's are iffy... cause if you get pulled over for ANY reason... then you get busted for paraphernalia

Unless they don't search your car.

At 8/22/09 02:41 AM, AgentXRifle wrote: Bill wants to smoke some herbs, but Bills parents do not know Bill wants to do so. Bill will get in trouble if he is caught by them, but really feels like smoking herb. What should Bill do?

Bill calls up John and asks if he wants in. John's got his own apartment, and possibly a stash of LSD! If Bill plays his cards right, he won't just be high this night.

im glad its legal in my country but i reccomend under a bridge or something or hang out at places with your friends where parents certainly wouldnt come like a skate park or something or in the night at 5 o clock or something with your window open

Just tell him to go someplace where noone hangs out, an abandoned building, old playground, etc. After smoking, he should throw on a bit of cologne or smoke a cigarette to get rid of the smell.

At 8/22/09 02:52 AM, masterguy-1243 wrote: Three asswhipings later...

thank you sir, may I have another?
four asswhipings later...

roll a joint and go walk ur dog. also carry spray

Call louis and go grab some pills :#

Make and use sploofs whenever you want to smoke it, open the window just in case and lock the door so no-one can get in, maybe play some music kinda high so they don't hear the puffs and you should be fine.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOW you're a fucking pothead i hope you get stabbed with a brick

I wear my red eyes with pride man!
There is no hiding my drug use, ever!

Apple bong.

Billy's parents will never know...

how does one make an apple bong?

well what i do is make a can pipe and hide the weed in an airtight
container like a medicine bottle. just make a new pipe everytime
so your parents wont ask why it has a hole in it!
also when you smoke in your room blow the smoke out the window
and turn the fan on. afterwars just spray some febreze or axe
and leave the window open and the fan on all night.
it works every time, ive been smokin 2 years and never been caught
or suspected!

At 8/22/09 07:26 PM, AgentXRifle wrote: how does one make an apple bong?

Haha apple bongs are for pussy tokers, i mean there okay....in like grade 8.

Seriosly, go to your local headshop, buy some chocolate or w/e flavored Juicy Jays, roll like a 1.4 L pape, or just like a 1g joint. Go for a walk, smoke it, go eat and mission accomplished.

Or, buy a bill peice, grab a water bottle, make a bong, go outside and hit some bowls.

Simple as that, dont need no crackhead dirty fruits n shit.

If ya feelin real boss grab a phillie instead.

Use a sippy cup as a bong.

First of all once a month PUSSY I smoke weed everyday at almost all hours except at school I gotta skip or wait till lunch put thats beside the point. And it may not be secret put its the fastest and cheapest way PARACHUTES with about 0.3 per hit you get ripped off of 2 or 3 hits :D stoner inovation be the greatest of all.

smoke it in your butthole.