I hate weird dreams

[lolwtfmudkips]

They bring my semen to a boil. Every other night i totally have a dream that is irrelevant for a week. It makes me get butterfly shits in my stomach and makes me go "wtf was that about" in the morning.

last night I dreamed that somehow, I revived john lennon and the world went into udder chaos. Just the other night I dreamed that i was at chucky cheeses playing in the ball pits with the motha fuckn' kool-aid man.

Is it me or should i stop playing garrys mod before i goto bed?

[Funzo123]

Weird dream's are the best, what the hell are you on about?
Also, sleep after smoking weed = weird dreams.

[MrPercie]

I had a dream where I masterbated an elephant. Damn you Big Dick section on yobt!

[wizardman]

Ha, I love weird dreams. I just wish I could remember them more often.

[lolwtfmudkips]

At 8/21/09 11:48 PM, Funzo123 wrote: Weird dream's are the best, what the hell are you on about?
Also, sleep after smoking weed = weird dreams.

So, you'd rather be in a large piping system with a rat mole chasing your ass or fantasize about that blonde chick in your class that really has STD's.

[MegaMelmo]

At 8/21/09 11:45 PM, lolwtfmudkips wrote: last night I dreamed that somehow, I revived john lennon and the world went into the mammary organ of female cattle chaos.

Now, to actually make this post useful to the thread...I totally know what you're talking about. I still get the creeps from a dream when I was a power ranger and a vampire was eating all of the other power rangers.

[VladimirJFaust]

You think that dream was weird? One night I dreamed about two samurai warriors fighting over huge vats of barbecue sauce. At the end, when they were both bloody and almost exhausted, a giant came up and stole both vats of the sauce and walked away with them. So the two samurais started hacking away at his ankles, and that was the end of the dream right there.

You think you got it bad? Even in my dreams I have fucked up issues.

[DragonFyre9]

I think it's awesome when dreams convince me something happened.

For example, I dreamed that I was still at my old school and had shit to do with friends and stuff. It took me 15 minutes after I woke up to go WTF was that about? I wish i kenew what it all meant but dream interpretations are bull shit.

[Funzo123]

At 8/21/09 11:49 PM, lolwtfmudkips wrote:

At 8/21/09 11:48 PM, Funzo123 wrote: Weird dream's are the best, what the hell are you on about?
Also, sleep after smoking weed = weird dreams.

So, you'd rather be in a large piping system with a rat mole chasing your ass or fantasize about that blonde chick in your class that really has STD's.

It's interesting to have whacked out dreams.
And i don't go to school anymore you Scaramouch.