So I purchaced a Bible today.

[Eggys]

I was in Borders and I wanted to buy The New Living Translation of the Bible.

So I brought it up to the cashier. He was a kid my age, and instantly I assumed he was gay. His voice matched the stereotype, so did his clothes, his hair, everything about him.

"Hi, how are you today!" he asked in a cheery, faggy voice.

"Fine," I replied. And I think he was getting really into me (cause, you know, I'm really hot).

"What are you buying today?"

I plopped the glorious Holy Bible in all its awesome truth and Godliness on the counter, and that's when the assumed gay cashier's face turned stern. "Oh," he said grimly. So he put it in the bag, handed it to me, and wished me a good day.

"You too," I said, leaving the Borders, and then realizing that I just completely turned down a possible would-be date if I didn't hate being homosexual.

This situation reinforces how proud I am to be a follower of the Bible. Clearly people hate me for being so.

[mothballs]

You should've grabbed his cock.

[H-K-S]

Should of gave him a wrap around.

[Purplefunk]

At 8/21/09 09:39 PM, Eggys wrote:

"You too," I said, leaving the Borders, and then realizing that I just completely turned down a possible would-be date if I didn't hate being homosexual.

This situation reinforces how proud I am to be a follower of the Bible. Clearly people hate me for being so.

The least you could've done was let him give you a handjob in the bathroom.

[Eggys]

At 8/21/09 09:41 PM, mothballs wrote: You should've grabbed his cock.

I would be kicked out for misdemeanor. Surely no true follower of God's word would defame The Lord, would he?

[TheThirdSix]

Well, blatantly homosexual people and Bibles don't exactly go hand-in-hand. What did you expect?

[Warforger]

You paid for it? I went to the local church and they let you take there bibles.

[Funzo123]

At 8/21/09 09:44 PM, TheThirdSix wrote: Well, blatantly homosexual people and Bibles don't exactly go hand-in-hand. What did you expect?

That's true. Also, Atheism is on the rise, as is involvment in other religions.

[k6ka]

At 8/21/09 09:39 PM, Eggys wrote: I was in Borders and I wanted to buy The New Living Translation of the Bible.

So I brought it up to the cashier. He was a kid my age, and instantly I assumed he was gay. His voice matched the stereotype, so did his clothes, his hair, everything about him.

"Hi, how are you today!" he asked in a cheery, faggy voice.

"Fine," I replied. And I think he was getting really into me (cause, you know, I'm really hot).

"What are you buying today?"

I plopped the glorious Holy Bible in all its awesome truth and Godliness on the counter, and that's when the assumed gay cashier's face turned stern. "Oh," he said grimly. So he put it in the bag, handed it to me, and wished me a good day.

"You too," I said, leaving the Borders, and then realizing that I just completely turned down a possible would-be date if I didn't hate being homosexual.

This situation reinforces how proud I am to be a follower of the Bible. Clearly people hate me for being so.

Did you know I'm Christian? I know that we can't look on someone on the outside, like when Samuel went to pick a new king at Jessie's house. He looked on the brothers, but God looked at their heart.

[SevenSeize]

At 8/21/09 09:46 PM, Warforger wrote: You paid for it? I went to the local church and they let you take there bibles.

No no no. You're supposed to take them from the hotel drawers.

[Eggys]

At 8/21/09 09:52 PM, k6ka wrote: Did you know I'm Christian? I know that we can't look on someone on the outside, like when Samuel went to pick a new king at Jessie's house. He looked on the brothers, but God looked at their heart.

It seemed this person was hardly pleased when he found I was buying a Bible. What's that say about this person's heart?

[Ryane926]

At 8/21/09 09:46 PM, Warforger wrote: You paid for it? I went to the local church and they let you take there bibles.

Or you could just take one from a hotel.

[fatape]

At 8/21/09 09:54 PM, Eggys wrote:
It seemed this person was hardly pleased when he found I was buying a Bible. What's that say about this person's heart?

there rational/ have common sense ?

[6r0undZ3r0]

Cool! Which section did you find it in? I can never seem to find it in the fiction section...

Originality

[mariomusicmaker1]

so.. what are you going to do with the bible? use it as a cup holder? throw it at some one in a fight? read it? COMMON the anticipation is killing me.

burn it before it corrupts your mind.

[Zoraxe7]

You hate being gay?

By that, do you hate the fact that your gay or the things that come with being gay from other people?

[Guest8792]

I don't care if you follow the bible.

Just don't rub it in my face and try to convert me.

[LBRocker]

Stop pretending to be gay. And if you are, you don't have to mention it every time you make a thread.
And there is no way in hell you of all people would read a bible.

[puddinN64]

Make sure to read Revelations. That's where all the good stuff of the Bible is.

[SatanHam]

At 8/21/09 09:43 PM, Eggys wrote:

defame The Lord.

u got it.

[firemaker60]

At 8/21/09 11:29 PM, LBRocker wrote: Stop pretending to be gay. And if you are, you don't have to mention it every time you make a thread.
And there is no way in hell you of all people would read a bible.

This.

Also, isn't it about time that mods start locking these kinds of threads on sight. You all know what happens in these threads, it never changes...

[HandsomePete]

Remember kids: If you want to be a troll, just talk about a subject that's likely going to piss off the target audience of the thread. If you go to Newgrounds and talk up the Bible, you're going to piss people off.

And knowing is half the battle.

[Fezz]

At 8/21/09 09:39 PM, Eggys wrote: I was in Borders and I wanted to buy The New Living Translation of the Bible.

Anyone else curious as to why? I am.

[SatanHam]

At 8/22/09 01:08 AM, Fezz wrote:

At 8/21/09 09:39 PM, Eggys wrote: I was in Borders and I wanted to buy The New Living Translation of the Bible.

Anyone else curious as to why? I am.

he wanted it IRL so he could make a post about it, and troll everywun.

[ninjaman9000]

Ask for his number and give it to me.

[Blackfang]

At 8/21/09 09:39 PM, Eggys wrote: "Fine," I replied. And I think he was getting really into me (cause, you know, I'm really hot).

Baby you're just scrumptious.

[Digital-Terror]

At 8/21/09 09:54 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 8/21/09 09:46 PM, Warforger wrote: You paid for it? I went to the local church and they let you take there bibles.

No no no. You're supposed to take them from the hotel drawers.

One time, people form the church across the street from the school came over and handed out Teen Bibles.

.__.

[TNT]

Remember homophobes, if you are sick of having gays wanting to grab your cock, just show them the holy bible and they will run!

[JimmyWorld]

Fuck the Bible......... thats about it

[FatKidWitAJetPak]

Sounds like a delicious experience. Yum yum. GAYS. :D