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yesterday in the mail i found a letter, and the send address was my neighbor across the street. it was addressed to me. so i opened it. inside was a pamphlet to a catholic straight camp. somehow she found out that im bi. shes a huge bible thumper, and is always trying to get me and my sister to go with her. idk what i should do. should i bitch her out, or tell my parents?

You should just tell her to mind her business, and try to forget about it. If she pulls some shit like this again, tell her to leave you alone and consider telling your parents.

Lol, well I'd tell your parents first, then go give her a piece of your mind.

egg the bitches house
then get her to make you a sandwich

well today i talked to a friend of mine. i learned in highschool if you befriend kids on the football team. they'll do anything for you. im strongly considering having them trash her Audi.

THE LAWD WILL HEAL YOU BOI!!!!!

But seriously slap the bitch and tell her to stay out of your business.

i wish you lived in scotland
because id do it

shes always fuckin nosey. when my mom had surgury a few months ago, this woman called my other neighbors who im friends with, AND my grandmother, to get info on what happened, rather than just call my mom. when i get into an arguement with my parents, guess who calls about the noise?

lol
my neighbour called the youth action team on me 3 years ago
and im only 13

Burn a cross on her lawn.

Talk to her about it and tell her to leave her out of it. If she continues, tell your mother. If she still continues, tell the police. I imagine that not acknowledging your right to privacy should be enough.

Burn her house down as a warning.

wait until she leaves for work and nail it to her door.

That or a dead snake.

Respond by dropping "The God Delusion" into her mailbox.

At 8/21/09 09:59 AM, milinko959 wrote: Burn a cross on her lawn.

I can one up that; tear the grass then salt her lawn into the star of david

it wont grow back

Ignore the letter, just throw it away and if she starts to bring it up more then take action?

At 8/21/09 10:26 AM, AapoJoki wrote: Respond by dropping "The God Delusion" into her mailbox.

That'd shut er' up. XD

At 8/21/09 10:26 AM, AapoJoki wrote: Respond by dropping "The God Delusion" into her mailbox.

This seems like the best course of action.

my friend mike is over now, and he just called her from our house (i know her, shes like 50-something and doesnt have caller-ID) and she asked who it was, to which he responded in a very deep voice "The devil"

At 8/21/09 09:42 AM, gizmo12345 wrote: yesterday in the mail i found a letter, and the send address was my neighbor across the street. it was addressed to me. so i opened it. inside was a pamphlet to a catholic straight camp. somehow she found out that im bi. shes a huge bible thumper, and is always trying to get me and my sister to go with her. idk what i should do. should i bitch her out, or tell my parents?

I'd ignore it, but if she persists, confront her about it.
If she STILL persists, ask your parents to try and get through to her.

At 8/21/09 10:42 AM, peno1 wrote:

At 8/21/09 09:59 AM, milinko959 wrote: Burn a cross on her lawn.

I can one up that; tear the grass then salt her lawn into the star of david

it wont grow back

im not doing anything to their yard, cuz her husband, bob, is a very cool guy, and he spends alot of time on yardwork cuz it gets him away from his bitchy wife lol

Tell her that she needs to mind her own business. That's all I can say. Hopefully she'll listen.

Print a fuck load of these off and stuff them in her mail box.

At 8/21/09 11:37 AM, VitaminP wrote: Print a fuck load of these off and stuff them in her mail box.

this made me lul

At 8/21/09 11:19 AM, gizmo12345 wrote: to which he responded in a very deep voice "The devil"

Hah, that's awesome, what'd she do?

Go knock on her door and tell her to mind her fucking business, its our choice to be bisexual and nobody, especially your neighbor should have the right to change that.

i fucking hate those type of people that think bi/homosexuality is a disease that can be fixed

Kill her family as a warning.

Cut off her limbs as a reminder.

Sign her up for some smut.

At 8/21/09 11:47 AM, JKMonkey wrote:

i fucking hate those type of people that think bi/homosexuality is a disease that can be fixed

yep, this way of thinking is a major staple in a story im writing, only instead of gays, its heroes with the power of gods, although religion is a major factor

Hah, that's awesome, what'd she do?

she was confused for a little bit, then hung up.

Send her a fake pamphlet for "Bi Camp".