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Posted at: 8/21/09 05:33 AM

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Whale. So, right, I was riding my whale around the bay. I've had her for 4 years, and she's a smooth runner, which is awesome considering she's second hand. So I was riding her around the bay, when she accidently hits a small boat. Now, it's important to know the fishing boat did NOT capsise and everyone was fine. Except my whale. She must of hit the proppeler or something, because she suddenly turns right and heads straight at the beach. I try the brake, the parking brake, but she's stuck. Then, she rams up onto the shoreline, almost flings me off (this is why you should always have belts in your whales) and then she puts out. I rev her a few times, but nada. About half an hour later after calling the repairs to come down and give her a look, cops show up. I think they're going to help me. But remember the boat I collided with? The one where NO ONE was hurt? Well, apparently the assholes are pressing charges for some minor scratching. So the cops cordone off my whale saying she's evidence. WTF? It's total bullshit, but they kept telling me not to step over the barrier whilst they talk to the boat owners again. And the worst part is, the repair people have already left so they'll be here soon, and won't be able to fix her! What the hell do I do now? I can't afford all this!

Police confiscated my godamn...

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Posted at: 8/21/09 05:43 AM

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I'm sorry, sir. You have an ugly whale. Please come back with something more beautiful.


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Cool story, bro.

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i suppose ur this guy

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At 8/21/09 05:53 AM, ELITE-101 wrote: i suppose ur this guy

Now THAT is cool bro.

Damn you nobody 1+ posters. DAMN YOU ALL.

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poorly, after a few days your whale will explode


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I am sincerly sorry for your loss, A similar thing happened to me, I was flying on a moose and...

Protect the portal :D.


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Set them on fire and throw em off the balcony.

NOOB thread PWNAGE!!!
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At 8/21/09 06:01 AM, Podburrys wrote: Damn you nobody 1+ posters. DAMN YOU ALL.

I know, right?

You couldn't even have salvaged this lame premise with a Free Willy joke or Seinfeld reference?

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At 8/21/09 06:01 AM, Podburrys wrote:
At 8/21/09 05:53 AM, ELITE-101 wrote: i suppose ur this guy
Now THAT is cool bro.
Damn you nobody 1+ posters. DAMN YOU ALL.

I will have you know, we are dignified and respectable individuals!

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Damn. Well that's why I ride dolphins, they're much smaller, and get all the ladies.


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At 8/21/09 08:59 AM, Evark wrote:
At 8/21/09 06:01 AM, Podburrys wrote: Damn you nobody 1+ posters. DAMN YOU ALL.
I know, right?

You couldn't even have salvaged this lame premise with a Free Willy joke or Seinfeld reference?

Fuck i love Seinfeld, his a great comedian :)

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omg this made me lul

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At 8/21/09 09:42 AM, Funzo123 wrote:
At 8/21/09 08:59 AM, Evark wrote: You couldn't even have salvaged this lame premise with a Free Willy joke or Seinfeld reference?
Fuck i love Seinfeld, his a great comedian :)

Refference'd.

Police confiscated my godamn...

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Is this considered funny now?

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REALLY cool story, bro

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At 8/21/09 05:33 AM, Podburrys wrote: Whale.

I stopped reading and lost all interest there.

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At 8/21/09 08:59 AM, Evark wrote:
At 8/21/09 06:01 AM, Podburrys wrote: Damn you nobody 1+ posters. DAMN YOU ALL.
I know, right?

You couldn't even have salvaged this lame premise with a Free Willy joke or Seinfeld reference?

Dam you stole my free willy joke :[

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Posted at: 8/21/09 11:15 AM

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Just make sure there's no contraband on your ride.
You don't want some dumb cop stumbling into your secret compartment.

Steal, borrow, refer, save your shady inference II Kangaroo done hung the juror with the innocent

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You should do what this guy did. Free the Whale!

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