Backpack that makes you gay.

[jordanrebel]

Going back to school in 3 days (9th grade). I decided just to carry a backpack from class to class instead of having a locker. I like This one but is 1 strap queer?

[Lamar537]

..Okay then, why would a bag make you gay?

[Yourmomsuckedme]

At 8/21/09 12:21 AM, Lamar537 wrote: ..Okay then, why would a bag make you gay?

Because wearing a purse in public ain't exactly straight.

[Skwurll]

How the fuck does a bag make you gay?

That backpack looks alright, I'd wear it and I'm not a homosexual.

[Fezz]

Oh God this thread is just so funny.

[jordanrebel]

At 8/21/09 12:22 AM, Yourmomsuckedme wrote:

At 8/21/09 12:21 AM, Lamar537 wrote: ..Okay then, why would a bag make you gay?

Because wearing a purse in public ain't exactly straight.

This.

I would get a messenger back except for the fact that it looks like something a 40 year old women would carry. Having 1 strap is a lot more comfortable but I don't know if it will be the best choice.

[PhyroDragon]

A one strap is really uncomfortable if you carry it for more then 10 minutes. I always ended up with a red strip on my shoulder after walking home.

Moral of the story? Don't buy one.

[Piss]

Looks pretty queer to me. You should try a European carry-all.

[InsertFunnyUserName]

At 8/21/09 12:22 AM, Yourmomsuckedme wrote: Because wearing a purse in public ain't exactly straight.

That's not a purse. It's not anywhere near a purse. It's a sports backpack. The number of straps doesn't chance that fact.

[FurryOwlet]

You're a fucking idiot.

[Yourmomsuckedme]

You should get one of these. Two straps, and plain.

Jansport.

[MissingNYC]

At 8/21/09 12:21 AM, Lamar537 wrote: ..Okay then, why would a bag make you gay?

if they're pink you'd look gay even if you werent

[jordanrebel]

At 8/21/09 12:25 AM, Yourmomsuckedme wrote: You should get one of these. Two straps, and plain.

Jansport.

Gay.

[Proottalfain]

Just get a regular backpack with two straps like everyone, healthier, more comfortable and looks better.

[Rutz]

I use a thin stringed gym bag.

[Yourmomsuckedme]

At 8/21/09 12:23 AM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

At 8/21/09 12:22 AM, Yourmomsuckedme wrote: Because wearing a purse in public ain't exactly straight.

That's not a purse. It's not anywhere near a purse. It's a sports backpack. The number of straps doesn't change that fact.

Fixed Bro.

I understand that but he just said bags. Purses count as a bag. What the OP posted isn't bad, but I'd rather have a normal backpack. Sports backpack? Usually people in sports use a gym bag. Gym bags look more official.

[SatanHam]

going to school.
instead of getting high and playing cod makes u look gay.

[jordanrebel]

At 8/21/09 12:29 AM, Rutz wrote: I use a thin stringed gym bag.

I cant carry books in that piece of shit. I think ill just get a 2 strapper.

RECOMMENDATIONS?

[TrantaLocked]

Good luck not using your locker.

laughs at how horrible your first year of high school will be

[Genocide]

I didn't use a locker for my first 3 years of HS, and my bookbags ALWAYS tore before the end of the year. ALWAYS. Enjoy your misery.

[theshadowwolf]

I think I might have to go without a locker this year anyway, lol. I couldn't register today because I was missing a paper, and lockers are technically 'optional' where I am...

[Crashman]

Get a rollie backpack.

[Rutz]

At 8/21/09 12:30 AM, jordanrebel wrote:

At 8/21/09 12:29 AM, Rutz wrote: I use a thin stringed gym bag.

I cant carry books in that piece of shit. I think ill just get a 2 strapper.

Highschool doesn't require you to carry many books..

[InsertFunnyUserName]

At 8/21/09 12:29 AM, Yourmomsuckedme wrote: Fixed Bro.

Yeah, I noticed that, but I figured it wasn't worth double posting about.

I understand that but he just said bags. Purses count as a bag.

Huh? I think he was asking about that particular bag that he posted, which I pointed out isn't a purse and thus, doesn't fit the "gay" rule.

What the OP posted isn't bad, but I'd rather have a normal backpack.

I prefer messenger bags for their easy access. You don't have to take it off to get things out. You can get ones that don't look like purses/girly.

Though, if you have too many things in them, they can get painful. I don't suggest not using a locker entirely. Carry around the things that you need most often with you in a bag and leave the rest in your locked so the bag doesn't get heavy/cumbersome.

Sports backpack? Usually people in sports use a gym bag. Gym bags look more official.

Doesn't matter. What ever it is, it isn't a purse.

[Yourmomsuckedme]

At 8/21/09 12:35 AM, Crashman wrote: Get a rollie backpack.

I laughed so hard tears came out of my nose. It's funny when kids actually walk around with those because it reminds me of them "moving" from class to class.

For the slower people, it's like a suitcase.

[RobertJ]

I have a Billabong backpack because anything not brand named is agaisnt the rules and will get you punished.

seriously school sucks.

[Spikrodd]

www.target.com/--

Stop right there.

[TheRadicalOne]

At 8/21/09 12:38 AM, Yourmomsuckedme wrote:

At 8/21/09 12:35 AM, Crashman wrote: Get a rollie backpack.

I laughed so hard tears came out of my nose. It's funny when kids actually walk around with those because it reminds me of them "moving" from class to class.

For the slower people, it's like a suitcase.

Yeah I used to have one, NEVER AGAIN. It just makes you a walking target for all kinds of shit in school.

Everyone I met unanimously agreed my rollie backpack was quite gay.

[Magical-Zorse]

They're not gay, but you should find one in a brand you trust, I got one and it only lasted a day before the zipper broke off.

[korg53]

If you want (hope not) to look gay, use a smaller one, like a pink purse with white hearts