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What's your opinion of the worst pun ever? Are any of them "punny" enough to be decent?

At 8/19/09 11:04 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: What's your opinion of the worst pun ever? Are any of them "punny" enough to be decent?

i'm thinking of a pun but can't put my mind on one.

Punny.

Thats it.

every sentence out of mr freeze's mouth in batman & robin. EVERY sentence has a pun in it, i think. they're horrible, and not funny. bad enough that they're not even bad enough to be funny, they're just bad.

At 8/19/09 11:06 PM, Quadkillz wrote: every sentence out of mr freeze's mouth in batman & robin. EVERY sentence has a pun in it, i think. they're horrible, and not funny. bad enough that they're not even bad enough to be funny, they're just bad.

You really could have just said any supervillian (or hero really) who is WAY too involved in his own ability.

So a baby seal walks into a club.....

At 8/19/09 11:07 PM, gibleto wrote: So a baby seal walks into a club.....

i loled

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him what? A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

oh god this is terrible

Our family hates that indian across the street but we're going to dinner with them...hopefully things dont get too explosive.

LULZ GET IT!@#*)@(*

This thread is almost un-BEAR-able

You know, pun spelled backwards is nup.

And a nup is a nup.

At 8/19/09 11:33 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: You know, pun spelled backwards is nup.

And a nup is a nup.

I endorse this post

In the great words of Tien from DBZ " YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO BUT YOU CAN'T TUNE A FISH" or " What is the best time to see a dentist? TOOTH HURTY(2:30) ON TOOTHS (TUES) DAY".

Worst Puns Ever.
Look in any game by Artix Entertainment. You'll see what I mean.

At 8/19/09 11:22 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: This thread is almost un-BEAR-able

rofl Teddie.

Clones are people two.

Why was the dog afraid of the tree? BECAUSE HIS BARK WAS WORSE THAN HIS BITE.

At 8/19/09 11:19 PM, wittyusernamehere wrote: Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him what? A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

This one wasn't actually that bad. The absolute worst one is "punny", I want to punch babies every time I hear it.

The Autobots are rolling through the arctic circle. Megatron and the rest of the Deceptacons parachute in and land right in front of Optimus Prime. Jazz notices the oportunity and yells, "ICE of you to drop in! Hee-hee-ha-ha!"

I'm serious, that is straight from the 80's Transformers movie.

At 8/20/09 01:31 AM, UberCream wrote: The Autobots are rolling through the arctic circle. Megatron and the rest of the Deceptacons parachute in and land right in front of Optimus Prime. Jazz notices the oportunity and yells, "ICE of you to drop in! Hee-hee-ha-ha!"

I'm serious, that is straight from the 80's Transformers movie.

Oh, or if you want 21st century Transformers bull-crap.

Jazz: You wanna piece of me?
Deceptacon: NO! I want TWO pieces! *Tears Jazz in half*

No seriously, the only reason they kill of Jazz is because his only purpose is to say dumb puns.

How many psyciatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Well, first the light bulb has to want to change.

wait....

At 8/19/09 11:21 PM, Blackfang wrote: Our family hates that indian across the street but we're going to dinner with them...hopefully things dont get too explosive.

LULZ GET IT!@#*)@(*

Name me one Indian that has bombed, or terrorized another country?

At 8/20/09 01:56 AM, LK412 wrote:

At 8/19/09 11:21 PM, Blackfang wrote: Our family hates that indian across the street but we're going to dinner with them...hopefully things dont get too explosive.

LULZ GET IT!@#*)@(*

Name me one Indian that has bombed, or terrorized another country?

I believe he is referring to the consequences from eating Indian food.

"Nice of you to DROP in."
"i'm just HANGING around"
"why was 6 scared of 7? because 7 ATE 9"
And also every wordplay joke ever made. (knock knock jokes in particular)

So why'd the chicken cross the road?....

Anybody?....

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! HAHA!

At 8/19/09 11:07 PM, gibleto wrote: So a baby seal walks into a club.....

Hehe, I get it.

At 8/19/09 11:07 PM, gibleto wrote: So a baby seal walks into a club.....

That one is not so bad.

its always funny when talking to SevKat
"yo momma"

i guess thats it

Better Nate than lever.

At 8/20/09 05:28 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: Better Nate than lever.

I don't even get that one

At 8/19/09 11:07 PM, gibleto wrote: So a baby seal walks into a club.....

this