What would it take for you...

[TehSlapHappy]

...to suck a dick?

DECISIONS DECISIONS

[Captain]

A wink and a handshake

[Cordyceps]

If you have to ask, you couldn't afford it.

[HighWay]

$20 right now.

[fastdrew]

I am the sun and your DICK IS SO SMALL, ITS FUNNY TO ME

[bl00db47h]

A new computer and a hardrive for my xbox.

No but seriously, a simple hi will do.

[MadiiMonsterr]

Find me a dick.

[Lost-Chances]

What colour and size is it? Is it circumcised or not? Is it trimmed, "bald" or hairy? If trimmed or hairy, what colour is the hair? Is there a smell? Is there an infection?

These questions and more does make a difference.

[simon]

At 8/19/09 06:38 PM, MadiiMonsterr wrote: Find me a dick.

shut the fuck up

[SohlTofang]

At 8/19/09 06:37 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: $20 right now.

Ah... 20 would be God right now, get me 1/8th on Friday and I'd be set for the weekend.
But suck a cock? No way man.
NO DEAL.

[FoAngel]

Not a lot

[fastdrew]

At 8/19/09 06:40 PM, simon wrote:

At 8/19/09 06:38 PM, MadiiMonsterr wrote: Find me a dick.

shut the fuck up

get the fuck out

[TehSlapHappy]

At 8/19/09 06:40 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: What colour and size is it? Is it circumcised or not? Is it trimmed, "bald" or hairy? If trimmed or hairy, what colour is the hair? Is there a smell? Is there an infection?

These questions and more does make a difference.

It's your dick, you decide what color and size n' shit. The perfect dick for you, would you suck it?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHI- It'S HEATING UP IN HERE.

[Gagsy]

Just to open my mouth.

[Lost-Chances]

At 8/19/09 06:42 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote:

At 8/19/09 06:40 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: What colour and size is it? Is it circumcised or not? Is it trimmed, "bald" or hairy? If trimmed or hairy, what colour is the hair? Is there a smell? Is there an infection?

These questions and more does make a difference.

It's your dick, you decide what color and size n' shit. The perfect dick for you, would you suck it?

So, to rephrase this question: "IF YOU ARE MALE, ARE YOU GAY, BI OR PANS? IF YOU ARE A WOMAN, ARE YOU STRAIGHT, BI OR PANS?".

Bluntness with questions is cool.

[SohlTofang]

Man, I know a lot of chicks who refuse to suck dick :/.
You guys just took it a step further.

I bet i you were staring down a raging, nasty cock you wouldn't be so confident as to suck it.

I haven't had a good dick sucking in so long. :(
so... long...
:(

[TehSlapHappy]

At 8/19/09 06:37 PM, Captain-Ben wrote: A wink and a handshake

I'll hold you to that.

[Prinzy2]

I'd take a shot in the mouth for 5K, cash of course.

[zee666]

The promise that I can use their sperm for my experiments.

[Gagsy]

At 8/19/09 06:46 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

So, to rephrase this question: "IF YOU ARE MALE, ARE YOU GAY, BI OR PANS? IF YOU ARE A WOMAN, ARE YOU STRAIGHT, BI OR PANS?".

Bluntness with questions is cool.

Er not every person who likes men enjoys sucking penises you twit.

[DrunkDemon]

It would take an X-Box 360 Elite, a new Plasma TV, and $10,000. Of course, no one would want me to suck their dick that bad.

[Oliver]

It'd just take someone I like.

[Pheonixxx]

To be honest?
An Xbox 360+GTA4
$1
And a "Hi, what's your name?"

[Dragoonwing]

Nothing really. I also sucked my roommate's dick last school year.

[Lost-Chances]

At 8/19/09 06:57 PM, Gagsy wrote: Er not every person who likes men enjoys sucking penises you twit.

Not EVERY person, but it's a severe minority. It depends how you define his question. There's a difference between "WOULD YOU" and "DO YOU ENJOY IT TO THE POINT OF LIKING IT".

I was guessing he meant the former rather than the later.

[Pheonixxx]

At 8/19/09 06:46 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

So, to rephrase this question: "IF YOU ARE MALE, ARE YOU GAY, BI OR PANS? IF YOU ARE A WOMAN, ARE YOU STRAIGHT, BI OR PANS?".

Bluntness with questions is cool.

Straight.
Duh.
I just like stuff.

[Gagsy]

At 8/19/09 07:01 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

Not EVERY person, but it's a severe minority. It depends how you define his question. There's a difference between "WOULD YOU" and "DO YOU ENJOY IT TO THE POINT OF LIKING IT".

I was guessing he meant the former rather than the later.

I know more girls who refund to suck cock then I know girls who admit to sucking cock.

The fact is, the question ISN'T "Would you suck a dick?", it's "What would it TAKE for you to suck a dick?"

Everyone has a fucking price, even if they wouldn't go out blowing guys every weekend for their own enjoyment.

[YouLostTheGame]

Let me tell ya, I'd have to really fuckin love the guy. But I wouldn't be a bitch, and have a dude give me head if I wouldn't be willing to do the same for him.

But if someone gave me a klondike bar, well that's an entirely diferent story...

[Gagsy]

At 8/19/09 07:04 PM, citricsquid wrote:

I had a dream where you sucked my dick last night.

Seriously

It wasn't a dream.

[TehSlapHappy]

At 8/19/09 07:08 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 8/19/09 07:04 PM, citricsquid wrote:

I had a dream where you sucked my dick last night.

Seriously

It wasn't a dream.

PLOT TWIST