Dear Newgrounds,
You know you want to be a voice actor in a triple A flash movie. You masturbate at the simple thought of it. You drool over the thought other people listening to your voice, unbeknown to them you recorded it naked with a huge hard-on. It's basically like putting your cock in their ear! Mmmm. Anyways I need (even though I really don't, I could just do it myself) a voice actor for a two-four line part in my upcoming flash movie. This part is a paying role. You will get 10% of the ad revenue or $25, which ever is greater.
Now for the details!
1. You are a gay barbarian.
2. Get into the role and record the following line:
"Hey you! I don't like your attitude."
3. Upload it to http://www.zhare.net/
4. Post it here:
http://lavagasm.newgrounds.com/news/post /362048
5. Wait until September 11th, 2009 because that's when I'll be posting the winner!
That's all! Thanks for reading and I look forward to hearing your submissions.
<3 Lavagasm
