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Posted at: 8/19/09 01:19 PM
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I fucking hate coaches who yell at me like shit for making mistakes and I fucking hate pushups and shit. I hate jocks and how they get all the girls. I hate getting nervous and embarrassed in sports. Fuck sports. I'd rather play Fallout 3 and have fun with my life. Too fucking bad that my parents force me to play sports fuck it. I'm happy with my black haired, slim waistline, d cup breasted girlfriend thats fucking hot. Who needs sports
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Posted at: 8/19/09 01:20 PM
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It's OK little Mr. Emo. We're here to help.
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We all hate sports here, friend.
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Posted at: 8/19/09 01:21 PM
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got bowflex?
don't do sports, do a bowflex.
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At 8/19/09 01:19 PM, Three-dog wrote: Who needs sports
You do... At the very least you would stop making shit up about imaginary girlfriends.
Posted at: 8/19/09 01:22 PM
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At 8/19/09 01:20 PM, NickScott wrote: We all hate sports here, friend.
Sports are fun to me, asshole so don't say we.
Posted at: 8/19/09 01:23 PM
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Everybody here hates sports, why do you think we're here?
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Posted at: 8/19/09 01:24 PM
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I hear fuck sports burn a lot of calories.
Posted at: 8/19/09 01:25 PM
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You only haven't found a sport that you like. Either that or the "coaches" you're talking about are total assholes.
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I hate sports too......
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Posted at: 8/19/09 01:26 PM
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At 8/19/09 01:19 PM, Three-dog wrote: d cup breasted girlfriend thats fucking hot.
Never mention a girlfriend that you currently have in less than 1% of your posts. Also, nobody will believe you if you're 16 years old and already hanging out with a whore with breasts that are so fucking tanked she can't even stand straight.
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Posted at: 8/19/09 01:37 PM
At 8/19/09 01:22 PM, rj1525 wrote: At 8/19/09 01:20 PM, NickScott wrote: We all hate sports here, friend.Sports are fun to me, asshole so don't say we.
Then why don't you get the fuck out.
Posted at: 8/19/09 01:40 PM
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I hate exercise.
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I rather enjoy sports and play them on a regular basis.
What are we talking about?
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Posted at: 8/19/09 01:43 PM
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At 8/19/09 01:23 PM, sushi13 wrote: Everybody here hates sports, why do you think we're here?
I just came back from football practice. Speak for yourself, ass hole.
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Posted at: 8/19/09 01:48 PM
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Just do kickboxing, it works for me :D
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Posted at: 8/19/09 01:51 PM
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Sports are a good way to exercise and meet new people. The coaches are supposed to be all over you to make you get angry and do better. I bet you haven't even given sports a chance.
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Posted at: 8/19/09 01:57 PM
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But I'm the 2nd best sprinter on the track team.
asshole.
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Dude, I'm an athlete. I play tennis 3 hours a day and am trying to be pro, trust me, I am nowhere near getting girls.
But anyway, you should do what makes you happy. If you don't like coaches pushing you and working you like crazy then be a gamer, there's nothing wrong with that.
Posted at: 8/19/09 02:00 PM
I played baseball in high school for a bit. I run around the city block in Dallas in the early morning after work. Don't be assuming we're ALL a bunch of lazy fucks. Despite the fact that I did.
Posted at: 8/19/09 02:10 PM
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... I like sports. I'm here because it's 108' outside right now, and I have a dental appointment in about three hours so I don't want to be dead ass tired when I get there.
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Posted at: 8/19/09 02:18 PM
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i hate it when i start sweating too much.
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Posted at: 8/19/09 02:22 PM
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Doing sports at school was beyond gay. There was honestly nothing gayer than getting changed into shorts and t-shirt in a room full of other males, who all sit there with their legs apart flexing their muscles, only to then go outside and be made to roll around in the mud with them for 45 minutes, before going back inside and getting changed again.
There is nothing manly about that kind of sport.
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Posted at: 8/19/09 02:23 PM
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Step 1. Find a sport you enjoy. (Some are Mental Sports such as: Golf, Fishing etc, Which according to that, you'd prefer.)
Step 2. Get some exercise before you get: Deabeetus or some other disease contracted from lack of exercise.
Step 3. Tell your parents you don't like the sport your doing right now.
Step 4. Stop being a pussy and complaining on Newgrounds, no one cares.
If your reading this, then why do you care?
Posted at: 8/19/09 02:28 PM
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At 8/19/09 01:24 PM, Catoblepas wrote: I hear fuck sports burn a lot of calories.
I'm worried that not enough people here are getting theirs.
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Posted at: 8/19/09 02:29 PM
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calm down man, jeez if you dont like sports then dont participate in them and dont watch them on tv
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Posted at: 8/19/09 02:30 PM
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At 8/19/09 02:22 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Doing sports at school was beyond gay. There was honestly nothing gayer than getting changed into shorts and t-shirt in a room full of other males, who all sit there with their legs apart flexing their muscles, only to then go outside and be made to roll around in the mud with them for 45 minutes, before going back inside and getting changed again. There is nothing manly about that kind of sport.
What's so gay about that?
Fighting each other tooth and nail is gay? It's a pathetic excuse.
Plus when I wrestled I got to wrestle girls, which is not gay.
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Posted at: 8/19/09 02:32 PM
At 8/19/09 02:30 PM, Grubby wrote: Plus when I wrestled I got to wrestle girls, which is not gay.
That's not wrestling, that's 3rd base.
Posted at: 8/19/09 02:33 PM
At 8/19/09 02:30 PM, Grubby wrote: What's so gay about that?
The part with the scantily-clad teenage males rolling around in the mud with each other.
We weren't fighting.
We didn't do wrestling and our groups were seperated into male and female.
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