He Used My Pube Blade To Shave!

[ChonkoMonko]

Okay so I shave using a razor. You can change the blade at the end of the razor. I keep multiple blades because over time the blade can get dull. One of these blades I use to trim my pubes.

My Dad walked into my room today and said, "hey son, I took the last blade on that row of razor blades for my razor, to shave. I hope you don't mind."

That's the blade I use to cut my pubes! I didn't tell him, it's too funny.

Should I break the news to him after a few days or swap it for another blade when he isn't around?

[GeneralAC]

I shaved my pubes and people told me it was gay.

[ChonkoMonko]

At 8/19/09 07:31 AM, GeneralAC wrote: I shaved my pubes and people told me it was gay.

How is it gay? Let me tell you something, and this is a fact. Most women don't like it when you go caveman.

[newgroundslover94]

if your a boy its gay to shave your pubes but chicks absoloutley need to shave their vag

[ChonkoMonko]

At 8/19/09 07:32 AM, newgroundslover94 wrote: if your a boy its gay to shave your pubes but chicks absoloutley need to shave their vag

Ha ha and how old are you? How many women have you been with? You're probably just some kid sitting behind a computer who doesn't know what he's talking about.

Women like trimmed pubes. There is nothing gay about it.

[newgroundslover94]

lol well my gf like the hair lol its more cushion for the pushin lol

[ChonkoMonko]

I'm not saying go bald down there, but a trim every now and then is necessary, dude. Trust me on that one.

[GeneralAC]

Yeah, when that shit gets long, I cut it all off.

[darkblackman]

At 8/19/09 07:37 AM, newgroundslover94 wrote: lol well my gf like the hair lol its more cushion for the pushin lol

Your girl does, but your girlfriend also isn't probably somewhere around 90% of women.

[newgroundslover94]

oh so just trimming the hedges oh yeh thats fine lol but i dont like bold

[BananaBreadMuffin]

At 8/19/09 07:37 AM, newgroundslover94 wrote: lol well my gf like the hair lol its more cushion for the pushin lol

That's entirely the wrong term to use.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph p?term=cushion%20for%20the%20pushing

[GeneralAC]

Oh yeah, I forgot. Just change the blade around, don't make fun of him for it, thats just cruel. He will probably take the joke well but die alittle inside.

[Orange-Jews]

I wouldn't tell him...

I can't imagine he would be very proud of the fact that his son shaves his pubes..

[magnet202]

i thought it's a good thing to have long pubs?

[Reckon]

It's a case to case basis.

[ChonkoMonko]

At 8/19/09 07:50 AM, Orange-Jews wrote: I wouldn't tell him...

I can't imagine he would be very proud of the fact that his son shaves his pubes..

Why wouldn't he? There's nothing wrong with it and lots of people do it.

[Orange-Jews]

At 8/19/09 08:09 AM, ChonkoMonko wrote:

At 8/19/09 07:50 AM, Orange-Jews wrote: I wouldn't tell him...

I can't imagine he would be very proud of the fact that his son shaves his pubes..

Why wouldn't he? There's nothing wrong with it and lots of people do it.

Times are different... In our parents generation no men shaved their pubes.

[gamekillereater]

At 8/19/09 07:32 AM, newgroundslover94 wrote: if your a boy its gay to shave your pubes but chicks absoloutley need to shave their vag

It's quite comfortable without the hair down there, and besides, practically everyone I know does it, therefore you're incorrect about the gayness of this matter.

[NeverHundred]

At 8/19/09 08:27 AM, gamekillereater wrote:

At 8/19/09 07:32 AM, newgroundslover94 wrote: if your a boy its gay to shave your pubes but chicks absoloutley need to shave their vag

It's quite comfortable without the hair down there, and besides, practically everyone I know does it, therefore you're incorrect about the gayness of this matter.

Of course you know this because you saw their crotches during the massive orgy.

[Skulsta]

I'm not gonna shave my pubes until I'm at least 17 otherwise in the locker-rooms kids might make fun of me for never hitting puberty or some shit.

[ArmouredGRIFFON]

At 8/19/09 07:37 AM, newgroundslover94 wrote: lol well my gf like the hair lol its more cushion for the pushin lol

I'm sick of you. Stop pretending you have a girlfriend.

[fallensoul289]

What's funnier is if he ever found out I would like to be there when he is kicking your ass up and down the street.

[OneWordName]

At 8/19/09 07:40 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 8/19/09 07:37 AM, newgroundslover94 wrote: lol well my gf like the hair lol its more cushion for the pushin lol

That's entirely the wrong term to use.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph p?term=cushion%20for%20the%20pushing

Thank you. Why no one pointed that out earlier, I don't know...

[xTopxBadgex]

At 8/19/09 07:31 AM, GeneralAC wrote: I shaved my pubes and people told me it was gay.

LOL'ed

[Funzo123]

At 8/19/09 08:34 AM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote:

At 8/19/09 07:37 AM, newgroundslover94 wrote: lol well my gf like the hair lol its more cushion for the pushin lol

I'm sick of you. Stop pretending you have a girlfriend.

He might not, but i'm getting sick and tired of people saying that people make up their girlfriend's.
I've not long just had this said to me..
I do have one, and even if he does, i don't see the satisfaction he get's from announcing his girlfriend like's the hair.

[CBLStaffer]

why tell him?...your father have already used it, so no biggie...

[Farafor]

Let's hope you don't have aids.

[Ericho]

Someone's been watching that Gillette commercial too much.
What's the point of saving pubic hair in the first place? Unless it gets too long.

[InsertFunnyUserName]

Don't tell him. The whole situation just seems ridiculously immature to me.

At 8/19/09 07:32 AM, newgroundslover94 wrote: but chicks absoloutley need to shave their vag

Absolutely? No. Personal preference.

At 8/19/09 10:00 AM, Funzo123 wrote: He might not, but i'm getting sick and tired of people saying that people make up their girlfriend's.
I've not long just had this said to me..

I'm willing to be that this guy in particular actually doesn't have a girlfriend.

I do have one, and even if he does, i don't see the satisfaction he get's from announcing his girlfriend like's the hair.

To look cool. Unsuccessfully.

At 8/19/09 10:52 AM, Farafor wrote: Let's hope you don't have aids.

Yeah, that's how you get aids.

[Thimbles]

Watch your words everybody, IFUN is just warming up!