How Do You Breathe?

[Rebbay]

Sounds like a stupid question, but how do you breathe? Through your nose? Your mouth? Do you breathe loudly? Is there a reason why you breathe a certain way, such as an illness? I became curious about this today in class when I had to sit next to this pig of a boy who breathed really loudly and obnoxiously, and when I asked him to stop he told me he couldn't help it. Do you, like me, have trouble breathing properly when you think too far into it?

I breathe through my nose, like a lady.

[jmalouin7]

I use my gils

[Montycarlo]

Through my gills.

[Munzy]

with my gills

[ChonkoMonko]

First I call upon my ancestors to guide me through my breathing.
Then, I take a plunger and shove it far up my cat's asshole.
I grab the cat and use the plunger coming out of it's asshole to clear my toilet, even if it is not plugged.
Then I go cloud spotting, this step is not necessary but without it breathing would not be the same.
Finally, I inhale.

And that's how Jackie Chan became the president of North Korea,

[newgroundslover94]

my penis ....... and when it coughs stuff comes out:S

[AlexCo]

With my gillie suit on.

[Lost-Chances]

About 50-50 nose and mouth. Just depends the amount of stress I'm under among other things.

[GeneralAC]

I breathe quitely through my nose, Unless I am doing something that takes allot of effort, Then I heavy breathe through my mouth.

[BetaOrionis]

There's more to breathing than your choice of orifice.

Sit up, stand, or lay flat. Take a deep breath. As deep as you can. Do it a few times.

Did your stomach or your chest expand? Does your neck tense up as you inhale? Did your shoulders move apart and back? These are all things to consider when thinking about breathing. You SHOULD breathe in through your nose, keep your neck relaxed, and your stomach should expand, as your diaphragm (muscle under your lungs) drops down to fill your lungs with air. If your chest expands, then you're using your chest muscles to breathe. Same story with shoulders. Tensing your neck is dumb, but some people do it. Trained actors and singers can often control their breathing to the point of using their back muscles, or ribs. We call that breathing into one's back, or ribs, respectively.

Breathing: it's complicated.

Again Rebbay, how do you breathe?

[ChonkoMonko]

I wish I could inhale and exhale through my asshole

[Rebbay]

At 8/19/09 07:42 AM, BetaOrionis wrote: Again Rebbay, how do you breathe?

Excuse my ignorance. My stomach expands and my shoulders move when I breathe, happy?

[MonochromeClock]

At 8/19/09 07:43 AM, ChonkoMonko wrote: I wish I could inhale and exhale through my asshole

Well then, you would wish to be me now?

[Reckon]

I usually breathe through my nose, the problem is most of the time only around 60% works.

[ThoseSneakyFrench]

Hey guys, sup?

[NeverHundred]

Fuck breathing. I haven't breathed in any air in the past two weeks and I'm fine. Breathing is for babies and old people.

[kaywire]

At 8/19/09 08:01 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: Hey guys, sup?

I hate you.

[HungarianSupermarket]

At 8/19/09 07:43 AM, ChonkoMonko wrote: I wish I could inhale and exhale through my asshole

You mean like a turtle?

[DeathOne4ever]

Who sayd that i brea--....

X_X

[PuRpLe-KusH]

One time i got really high and i felt clausterphobic and had to focus on the breaths i was takihng.

[Originalgangster06]

Stupid question. lock thread.

[Sensationalism]

I laugh at you guys.

I like breathing in weed.

[SaltshakerClock]

I breathe through both, sometimes my nose, sometimes my mouth.

But from what I can tell, I breathe through my nose a lot when I'm awake, and through my mouth when asleep.

[Hpvs17xrico]

nose

[Conspiracy3]

Through a tube

[Panzerknacker]

I breathe through the nose. For some reason, I find it annoying when people breathe through their mouths.

[CashClock]

At 8/19/09 08:01 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: Hey guys, sup?

Shit, I'll be like this for an hour now.