Forum Topic: Most random way to die?

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zoke

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Posted at: 8/19/09 12:25 AM

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At 8/19/09 12:23 AM, UberCream wrote: Well, if you actually mean most RANDOM, I would have to say, death by penis.

I lol'ed at your sig.

PM me for a sig like this.
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Posted at: 8/19/09 12:26 AM

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Most random way to die? Cancer. That never happens.

"My mother just died of cancer"
"Ha ha! That's so random!"

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Spontaneous combustion.


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Posted at: 8/19/09 12:41 AM

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This has been done over 9000 times.

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I think the most random way is being shoved into a woodchipper a la 'Fargo'.


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A meteor with fiery red bunnies on it.


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Posted at: 8/19/09 01:11 AM

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Having a doughnut haunted by an evil, cactus wielding Santa Clause burst out of your chest.


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Dying from tripping over a banana peel while on a hike through a dense jungle in Africa and then getting your corpse eaten by wild monkeys.

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Posted at: 8/19/09 01:28 AM

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Being raped by decepticons.


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Posted at: 8/19/09 01:29 AM

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Having a seagull drop a tortoise on your bald head thinking that your head was a rock.

It really happened to a greek guy, google it

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Saturn coming in-contact with earth and poising us with its methane gases and blowing us away with its 300mph winds.


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Posted at: 8/19/09 01:39 AM

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any death while sleeping.


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Posted at: 8/19/09 01:42 AM

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Falling on your head off the conductor stand during a classical music performance.

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Posted at: 8/19/09 01:44 AM

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Watch the show 1000 ways to die, it's on SPIKE the manly station so if your a man you'd know about it.


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Posted at: 8/19/09 02:15 AM

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Watch Weebl's 'Walk in the Forest'
Doesn't get any more random then that.

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Posted at: 8/19/09 03:06 AM

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A. Carmine coming in and saying " GOING FOR THE BOOM SHOT!" And chains you.


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Drowning in a puddle of your own sperm.


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being clubbed by a seal

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golf cart driving down a highway, you get t-boned by it in your brand new ford f150. the truck sustains a minor dent, but you go apeshit over it like a loyal ford owner would, and have a stroke.


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your head implodes for no reason anyone can see.

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Taking a shit and eating it.


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Tripping in a fountain and didn't know how to swim.

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Something in public, eh?

Glass shattering and the glass hitting your dick, therefore causing you to roll in pain which causes more pain which lands you in the hospital dead.


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