At 8/18/09 07:21 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:
Seriously, what are we doing in this fucking dumpster? Why are we wasting away, rotting in a chair, typing stupid shit on the BBS?
Because it's fun, that's why. The average NG BBS user may suck as a person, but sometimes it's fun to be around sucky people and to suck a bit yourself.
Why can't we go outside and get friends and shit?
Why the fuck would I want to do that?! Plus, IRL people don't like me, I'm too different from them.
Is Newgrounds a drug to you guys?
No, it's my Step Two of my 12-Step program for getting off of WWE.
Seriously, how the fuck do we not have the willpower to just shut off our computers and walk out of the door and into the realm of Outside?
I'd rather be in here on the Internet than outside any day. Outside, there's nobody I can trust, and everything to trust them with. Here, at least, there's nothing that I'd need to trust anybody with.
Seriously, you fat fucks, get some fucking exercise and run a bit. Your blood pressure is rising because of your cheeseburger addiction, not your genes.
Stop being a fucking weight Nazi, and I'll consider it. I'm proud to be overweight, gluttonous, and lazy. Eating junk food and sitting at a computer are what I like to do, and in this case I'm man enough to do what I want rather than what someone else tells me to do. I hate exercise. I hate vegetables. I'll admit that what I do leads to high blood pressure, obesity, whatever, I don't give a fuck.
