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I'm gonna' try to get six pack abs so I can satisfy my hot girlfriend who has freaking d cups and black hair and slim waistline by working out. I'm gonna' lift weights everyday and do cardio while eating protein shakes. It's gonna' be fucking awesome!!
You might satisfy her eyes,
But you still have a small penis!
I invented Gnoming. Don't believe me?
At 8/18/09 12:36 PM, Three-dog wrote: I'm gonna' try to get six pack abs so I can satisfy my hot girlfriend who has freaking d cups and black hair and slim waistline by working out.
Your girlfriend got Black hair from working out?
"So... I heard your mum puts out"
Fuck the weights... ditch your current girlfriend and get a new fat ugly one... keep lazy. Its the only way to live.
Because we can't internets and have a girlfriend at the same time.
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