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Posted at: 8/18/09 12:36 PM
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I'm gonna' try to get six pack abs so I can satisfy my hot girlfriend who has freaking d cups and black hair and slim waistline by working out. I'm gonna' lift weights everyday and do cardio while eating protein shakes. It's gonna' be fucking awesome!!
Any tips?
I can't eat meat because I'm hindu
Hottest girl ever is Megan Fox
Posted at: 8/18/09 12:37 PM
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You don't have a girlfriend.
Nice try.
Posted at: 8/18/09 12:38 PM
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If you do weights AND cardio neither will improve significantly. You need to concentrate on one (however you can still do the odd session of the other)
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Posted at: 8/18/09 12:45 PM
At 8/18/09 12:37 PM, Danavers wrote: You don't have a girlfriend. Nice try.
I do I'm not gonna' post pictures cause you guys would jack off to my girl.
Posted at: 8/18/09 12:46 PM
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Posted at: 8/18/09 01:15 PM
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Posted at: 8/18/09 01:36 PM
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At 8/18/09 12:36 PM, Three-dog wrote: I'm gonna' try to get six pack abs so I can satisfy my hot girlfriend who has freaking d cups and black hair and slim waistline
OMG!! Are you dating a supermodel??? You're definitely cooler than everybody...
Posted at: 8/18/09 01:43 PM
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So you're a body builder with a hot girlfriend huh?
Well I'm a space pirate
Beat that!
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Posted at: 8/18/09 01:44 PM
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How bout you stop living in your fantasy world :D
Posted at: 8/18/09 01:48 PM
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At 8/18/09 01:43 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: So you're a body builder with a hot girlfriend huh? Well I'm a space pirate Beat that!
Well I build nukes out of lava lamps and save the world by killing myself, Beat that!
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Posted at: 8/18/09 01:50 PM
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At 8/18/09 12:36 PM, Three-dog wrote: Any tips?
1. Get a real girlfriend 2. Try drinking the shake, not eating it.
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At 8/18/09 01:48 PM, Maxxx01 wrote: At 8/18/09 01:43 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: So you're a body builder with a hot girlfriend huh? Well I'm a space pirate Beat that!Well I build nukes out of lava lamps and save the world by killing myself, Beat that!
I would have already stolen your lava lamp nuke before you could kill yourself, ye planet lubber!
Posted at: 8/18/09 01:51 PM
At 8/18/09 01:50 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: At 8/18/09 01:48 PM, Maxxx01 wrote: At 8/18/09 01:43 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: So you're a body builder with a hot girlfriend huh? Well I'm a space pirate Beat that!Well I build nukes out of lava lamps and save the world by killing myself, Beat that!I would have already stolen your lava lamp nuke before you could kill yourself, ye planet lubber!
NOOOOO! Well I choose... Mewtwo, he flys to your ship and steals it back! Take that you damn thief!
Posted at: 8/18/09 01:52 PM
And then I would have eaten it before either of you could kill your self or steal it! Muwhahahah!
Posted at: 8/18/09 01:53 PM
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At 8/18/09 12:36 PM, Three-dog wrote: I'm gonna' try to get six pack abs so I can satisfy my hot girlfriend who has freaking d cups and black hair and slim waistline by working out. I'm gonna' lift weights everyday and do cardio while eating protein shakes. It's gonna' be fucking awesome!! Any tips?
Stop being fucking vain.
I've made my mind up, there's going to be trouble. You should have seen me reading Marx.
Posted at: 8/18/09 01:54 PM
At 8/18/09 01:51 PM, Maxxx01 wrote: At 8/18/09 01:50 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: At 8/18/09 01:48 PM, Maxxx01 wrote: At 8/18/09 01:43 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: So you're a body builder with a hot girlfriend huh? Well I'm a space pirate Beat that!Well I build nukes out of lava lamps and save the world by killing myself, Beat that!I would have already stolen your lava lamp nuke before you could kill yourself, ye planet lubber!NOOOOO! Well I choose... Mewtwo, he flys to your ship and steals it back! Take that you damn thief!
Well I counter by choosing GUN! Gun shoots mewtwo in the head. Mewtwo dies, and I gain 10 NG experience points!
At 8/18/09 01:53 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: At 8/18/09 12:36 PM, Three-dog wrote: I'm gonna' try to get six pack abs so I can satisfy my hot girlfriend who has freaking d cups and black hair and slim waistline by working out. I'm gonna' lift weights everyday and do cardio while eating protein shakes. It's gonna' be fucking awesome!! Any tips?Stop being fucking vain.
sup tough guy
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If you want decent abs you need to both build abdominal muscle and lose fat.
Do Crunches, V ups, Leg lifts, Hanging leg lifts, reverse crunches etc. to build muscle
Also avoid eating sugary foods etc. eat more protein and less fat
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Posted at: 8/18/09 01:56 PM
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At 8/18/09 01:44 PM, aSquared94 wrote: How bout you stop living in your fantasy world :D
Nothing more to be said then this :3
I dare you to click.
Posted at: 8/18/09 02:30 PM
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dont feed the troll
well maybe in this chase you actually should...
this is quite the dilemma
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At 8/18/09 01:54 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: If you want decent abs you need to both build abdominal muscle and lose fat. Do Crunches, V ups, Leg lifts, Hanging leg lifts, reverse crunches etc. to build muscle Also avoid eating sugary foods etc. eat more protein and less fat
Thanks comrade!
Posted at: 8/18/09 02:34 PM
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I'm surprised to see that a Hindu who can't eat meat has a sig about KFC.
Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.
Posted at: 8/18/09 02:35 PM
At 8/18/09 01:54 PM, dudeandthemiester wrote: At 8/18/09 01:53 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: At 8/18/09 12:36 PM, Three-dog wrote: I'm gonna' try to get six pack abs so I can satisfy my hot girlfriend who has freaking d cups and black hair and slim waistline by working out. I'm gonna' lift weights everyday and do cardio while eating protein shakes. It's gonna' be fucking awesome!! Any tips?Stop being fucking vain.sup tough guy
Oh nothing much, just talking to douches like you who interpret my behaviour as me showing off.
Posted at: 8/18/09 02:40 PM
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Slippery little troll ain't ya?
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Posted at: 8/18/09 02:43 PM
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I banged your girlfriend.
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Posted at: 8/18/09 02:55 PM
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At 8/18/09 12:36 PM, Three-dog wrote: I can't eat meat because I'm hindu
That's your problem. Right there.
As for the bit about the girlfriend, I had that dream once too.
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Posted at: 8/18/09 02:56 PM
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Stop making threads, troll.
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Posted at: 8/18/09 03:11 PM
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Ask dickhead, he's more powerfull then chucknorris
Posted at: 8/18/09 03:37 PM
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At 8/18/09 03:11 PM, Emomudkip wrote: Ask dickhead, he's more powerfull then chucknorris
That's Dick NECK. God, these damn noobs can't even get their NG memes straight...
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