Getting Buff

[Three-dog]

I'm gonna' try to get six pack abs so I can satisfy my hot girlfriend who has freaking d cups and black hair and slim waistline by working out. I'm gonna' lift weights everyday and do cardio while eating protein shakes. It's gonna' be fucking awesome!!

Any tips?

I can't eat meat because I'm hindu

[Danavers]

You don't have a girlfriend.

Nice try.

[Three-dog]

At 8/18/09 12:37 PM, Danavers wrote: You don't have a girlfriend.

Nice try.

I do I'm not gonna' post pictures cause you guys would jack off to my girl.

[thelittleemo]

Pray to Vishnu.

[therealanimator]

ask dick neck

[MisterDielectric]

At 8/18/09 12:36 PM, Three-dog wrote: I'm gonna' try to get six pack abs so I can satisfy my hot girlfriend who has freaking d cups and black hair and slim waistline

OMG!! Are you dating a supermodel??? You're definitely cooler than everybody...

[Fluffington]

So you're a body builder with a hot girlfriend huh?

Well I'm a space pirate

Beat that!

[aSquared94]

How bout you stop living in your fantasy world :D

[Maxxx01]

At 8/18/09 01:43 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: So you're a body builder with a hot girlfriend huh?

Well I'm a space pirate

Beat that!

Well I build nukes out of lava lamps and save the world by killing myself, Beat that!

[dudeandthemiester]

At 8/18/09 12:37 PM, Danavers wrote: You don't have a girlfriend.

Nice try.

lololololol

funny

that was hilarious

[BeAFreeThinker]

At 8/18/09 12:36 PM, Three-dog wrote: Any tips?

1. Get a real girlfriend
2. Try drinking the shake, not eating it.

[Fluffington]

At 8/18/09 01:48 PM, Maxxx01 wrote:

At 8/18/09 01:43 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: So you're a body builder with a hot girlfriend huh?

Well I'm a space pirate

Beat that!

Well I build nukes out of lava lamps and save the world by killing myself, Beat that!

I would have already stolen your lava lamp nuke before you could kill yourself, ye planet lubber!

[Maxxx01]

At 8/18/09 01:50 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote:

At 8/18/09 01:48 PM, Maxxx01 wrote:

At 8/18/09 01:43 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: So you're a body builder with a hot girlfriend huh?

Well I'm a space pirate

Beat that!

Well I build nukes out of lava lamps and save the world by killing myself, Beat that!

I would have already stolen your lava lamp nuke before you could kill yourself, ye planet lubber!

NOOOOO! Well I choose... Mewtwo, he flys to your ship and steals it back! Take that you damn thief!

[BeAFreeThinker]

At 8/18/09 01:50 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote:

At 8/18/09 01:48 PM, Maxxx01 wrote:

At 8/18/09 01:43 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: So you're a body builder with a hot girlfriend huh?

Well I'm a space pirate

Beat that!

Well I build nukes out of lava lamps and save the world by killing myself, Beat that!

I would have already stolen your lava lamp nuke before you could kill yourself, ye planet lubber!

And then I would have eaten it before either of you could kill your self or steal it! Muwhahahah!

[Lost-Chances]

At 8/18/09 12:36 PM, Three-dog wrote: I'm gonna' try to get six pack abs so I can satisfy my hot girlfriend who has freaking d cups and black hair and slim waistline by working out. I'm gonna' lift weights everyday and do cardio while eating protein shakes. It's gonna' be fucking awesome!!

Any tips?

Stop being fucking vain.

[BeAFreeThinker]

At 8/18/09 01:51 PM, Maxxx01 wrote:

At 8/18/09 01:50 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote:

At 8/18/09 01:48 PM, Maxxx01 wrote:

At 8/18/09 01:43 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: So you're a body builder with a hot girlfriend huh?

Well I'm a space pirate

Beat that!

Well I build nukes out of lava lamps and save the world by killing myself, Beat that!

I would have already stolen your lava lamp nuke before you could kill yourself, ye planet lubber!

NOOOOO! Well I choose... Mewtwo, he flys to your ship and steals it back! Take that you damn thief!

Well I counter by choosing GUN! Gun shoots mewtwo in the head. Mewtwo dies, and I gain 10 NG experience points!

[dudeandthemiester]

At 8/18/09 01:53 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 8/18/09 12:36 PM, Three-dog wrote: I'm gonna' try to get six pack abs so I can satisfy my hot girlfriend who has freaking d cups and black hair and slim waistline by working out. I'm gonna' lift weights everyday and do cardio while eating protein shakes. It's gonna' be fucking awesome!!

Any tips?

Stop being fucking vain.

sup tough guy

[Conspiracy3]

If you want decent abs you need to both build abdominal muscle and lose fat.

Do Crunches, V ups, Leg lifts, Hanging leg lifts, reverse crunches etc. to build muscle

Also avoid eating sugary foods etc. eat more protein and less fat

[Ace75]

At 8/18/09 01:44 PM, aSquared94 wrote: How bout you stop living in your fantasy world :D

Nothing more to be said then this :3

[Zack]

dont feed the troll

well maybe in this chase you actually should...

this is quite the dilemma

[Three-dog]

At 8/18/09 01:54 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: If you want decent abs you need to both build abdominal muscle and lose fat.

Do Crunches, V ups, Leg lifts, Hanging leg lifts, reverse crunches etc. to build muscle

Also avoid eating sugary foods etc. eat more protein and less fat

Thanks comrade!

[Sidorio]

I'm surprised to see that a Hindu who can't eat meat has a sig about KFC.

[Lost-Chances]

At 8/18/09 01:54 PM, dudeandthemiester wrote:

At 8/18/09 01:53 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 8/18/09 12:36 PM, Three-dog wrote: I'm gonna' try to get six pack abs so I can satisfy my hot girlfriend who has freaking d cups and black hair and slim waistline by working out. I'm gonna' lift weights everyday and do cardio while eating protein shakes. It's gonna' be fucking awesome!!

Any tips?

Stop being fucking vain.

sup tough guy

Oh nothing much, just talking to douches like you who interpret my behaviour as me showing off.

[physicsman09]

Slippery little troll ain't ya?

[zee666]

I banged your girlfriend.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 8/18/09 12:36 PM, Three-dog wrote:

I can't eat meat because I'm hindu

That's your problem. Right there.

As for the bit about the girlfriend, I had that dream once too.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

Stop making threads, troll.

[Emomudkip]

Ask dickhead, he's more powerfull then chucknorris

[ZJ]

At 8/18/09 03:11 PM, Emomudkip wrote: Ask dickhead, he's more powerfull then chucknorris

That's Dick NECK. God, these damn noobs can't even get their NG memes straight...

[misterchees0]

I'm gonna' try to get six pack abs so I can satisfy my hot girlfriend who has freaking d cups and black hair and slim waistline by working out. I'm gonna' lift weights everyday and do cardio while eating protein shakes. It's gonna' be fucking awesome!!

You might satisfy her eyes,

But you still have a small penis!