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American Money...

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American Money... 2009-08-17 02:03:29


So my friend sent me a $1 American note today and I have to say that your money system seems fragile as all hell.

I'm from Australia, and while our money is an incredibly flamboyant set of yellows, pinks and blues, we have the added bonus of making our money invinsibile as it is coated in plastic.

You can't tear it, ruin it with water, scrunch it... it's very sturdy. But I'm afraid to even hold your paper money. If only Australia had the same cool designs your money had.

LOL LOOK AT THE OLD GUY ON OUR MONEY LLOollkillme

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Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 02:05:00


U.S. money is cool right?


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Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 02:05:28


At least their money isn't gay...


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Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 02:07:16


Laminated money? That sounds horrible. I like to shove bills into my pocket, not have to take time out of my day to place them somewhere where I don't have to worry about the corners.


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Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 02:07:30


Actually our money is printed on cotton. It just looks like paper, but it's really cotton.

Though the money is worth almost nothing outside of America.

Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 02:07:37


At 8/17/09 02:05 AM, death32320 wrote: At least their money isn't gay...

Of course our money is gay... it looks horrible and is very girly.

Can't ruin it though.

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Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 02:07:38


trust me, dollars can go through a lot of wear

Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 02:29:46


And you can write on it too, and its perfectly legal!


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Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 02:39:36


did you draw that shit on george washington? also the bills are actually really durable and probably alot easier to store then your money

Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 02:42:40


Just to clarify, Our australian notes are not laminated how you think, They are even more flexible then yours they can fold without creasing and can bend with even gravity. Our notes win.


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Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 02:53:01


You know, I've always thought that U.S. notes looked a little cleaner with its simpler colors than foreign bills. The addition of a border on ours also makes the whole design neat overall.

Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 02:57:34


Fuck having people on your notes. Go Euro!

Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 02:57:47


US bills are way more handy than you think. You can take an ancient bill, that is a crumpled flat mess, unfold it, set it under a book, and it's somewhat good as new. Also, our bills are good if you have the two green serial numbers. As long as those stay readable, you can blend a fucking dollar if you want.

Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 03:01:12


At 8/17/09 02:53 AM, firemaker60 wrote: You know, I've always thought that U.S. notes looked a little cleaner with its simpler colors than foreign bills. The addition of a border on ours also makes the whole design neat overall.

I kind of have to go with this. Anyways, they may not be as sturdy as yours, but they are not as easily crumpled, torn, or ruined as you might think. You can also get them wet. I see bills with a slightly torn edge, like a page that's been turned one too many times, but not all the time.

If yours have plastic, I'd say that US money would probably be more prone to becoming dirty.


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Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 03:05:38


Australian notes are a symbol of tolerance for fags. They are bright and colourful, quite spunky in a purse and it's easy to clean any stains off without fear of damaging them.

Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 03:09:09


I've heard that US money is impossible for the visually impaired to differentiate, and that other countries have different sized bills and brail on their money.


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Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 03:19:51


U.S Money might not be as fancy as yours but it's very convenient even if you crunch it up because you just need to flatten it back out and you'll still be able to pay it so it doesn't matter what it looks like.

The fresh new ones also smell nice.


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Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 03:42:36


Well my moneys so great it even has a cup holder

Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 03:44:40


yeah i never really liked American money either, im from Australia and im looking at my $50 note at this very time

Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 03:46:56


Honestly, I thought all paper money was like that. Sort of like newspaper. But laminated money seems like a neat idea...

Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 04:03:09


I wonder how big your Australian wallets are? Oh, that's right, you guys carry a purse.


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Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 04:07:55


Who uses paper money anymore? Bullion is practically the new standard.

GET WITH THE TIMES

Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 04:10:11


At 8/17/09 02:42 AM, GeneralAC wrote: Just to clarify, Our australian notes are not laminated how you think, They are even more flexible then yours they can fold without creasing and can bend with even gravity. Our notes win.

American in general wins.
Checkmate.


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Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 04:22:32


Here in canada Our money is awesome because we make our 5 dollar Bills into spock

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Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 04:31:23


At 8/17/09 02:07 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Laminated money? That sounds horrible. I like to shove bills into my pocket, not have to take time out of my day to place them somewhere where I don't have to worry about the corners.

They aren't stiff. You can scrunch them up and shove them into your pockets if you wanted to.


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Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 04:32:06


At 8/17/09 04:31 AM, EverReady2Kill wrote: They aren't stiff. You can scrunch them up and shove them into your pockets if you wanted to.

Complaint withdrawn.


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Response to American Money... 2009-08-17 04:45:00


At 8/17/09 04:22 AM, smitty0123 wrote: Here in canada Our money is awesome because we make our 5 dollar Bills into spock

That's the most awesome thing I've seen done to a bill ever.