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If you had a weapon... Aug. 16th, 2009 @ 11:51 PM Reply

Just outta pure randomness, and my burden of boredomn, if you had a weapon, any weapon at all, what would it be? And im talkin any weapon, from beer bottles to a big ol' rock shard. I know mine would be a metal staff cuz i love long poles :D


I wanted to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.

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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 16th, 2009 @ 11:52 PM Reply

Admin Status.


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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 16th, 2009 @ 11:54 PM Reply

At 8/16/09 11:52 PM, qazuni wrote: Admin Status.

Yeah and not just mod status, we're talking full admin status.

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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 16th, 2009 @ 11:54 PM Reply

Gopherchucks!

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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 16th, 2009 @ 11:54 PM Reply

At 8/16/09 11:52 PM, qazuni wrote: Admin Status.

LOL good ol' ban hammer


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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 16th, 2009 @ 11:54 PM Reply

My own goddamned feces.


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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 16th, 2009 @ 11:55 PM Reply

I'd use the search bar to your hearts content.

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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 16th, 2009 @ 11:57 PM Reply

I know mine would be a metal staff cuz i love long poles :D

Subtle.

Also, a bullpup SKS rifle woud be pretty nice to have.

CLIIIIIIIIIIIPS

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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 16th, 2009 @ 11:59 PM Reply

At 8/16/09 11:54 PM, Riech wrote:
At 8/16/09 11:52 PM, qazuni wrote: Admin Status.
Yeah and not just mod status, we're talking full admin status.

damn right XD


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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 17th, 2009 @ 12:01 AM Reply

monkey bomb lol


[Insert stupid random link here]

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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 17th, 2009 @ 12:11 AM Reply

At 8/16/09 11:54 PM, MrCrawford wrote: My own goddamned feces.

Every single turd humankind has forced out.. in the shape of a certain battle station.

If you had a weapon...


BLU Wins
UNFUNNY TF2 PUN OR SOMETHING HERE

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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 17th, 2009 @ 12:14 AM Reply

Moose antlers :D


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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 17th, 2009 @ 12:14 AM Reply

Pokeball with a goldeen in it. Cause it just works so well in Super Smash Bros.


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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 17th, 2009 @ 12:15 AM Reply

1000 deathclaws
ducktaped together

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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 17th, 2009 @ 12:15 AM Reply

A gun.


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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 17th, 2009 @ 12:19 AM Reply

At 8/16/09 11:51 PM, Urza12 wrote: Just outta pure randomness, and my burden of boredomn, if you had a weapon, any weapon at all, what would it be? And im talkin any weapon, from beer bottles to a big ol' rock shard. I know mine would be a metal staff cuz i love long poles :D

that last part about loving long poles.....you shoulda thought about wording it like that....and a condom full of my shit!


if my calculations are correct. When this baby hits 88 miles an hour, your gonna see some serious shit!

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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 17th, 2009 @ 12:28 AM Reply

fully auto glock 18, prrrtt... dead crowd

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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 17th, 2009 @ 12:28 AM Reply

At 8/17/09 12:14 AM, Ganondorf wrote: Pokeball with a goldeen in it. Cause it just works so well in Super Smash Bros.

Umm...I prefer...

FUCK YEAH SEAKING!

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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 17th, 2009 @ 12:30 AM Reply

A musket that fires magic bullets. Obviously.

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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 17th, 2009 @ 12:33 AM Reply

A pack of dogs that are trained to obey me...

Maybe make that a pack of boars, +points for originality...

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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 17th, 2009 @ 12:33 AM Reply

At 8/17/09 12:11 AM, RandomExploit wrote:
At 8/16/09 11:54 PM, MrCrawford wrote: My own goddamned feces.
Every single turd humankind has forced out.. in the shape of a certain battle station.

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of the force.

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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 17th, 2009 @ 12:34 AM Reply

At 8/17/09 12:30 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: A musket that fires magic bullets. Obviously.

thank you star trek tng seasons 1

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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 17th, 2009 @ 12:35 AM Reply

for some reason this made me think of this song... which for another reason unknown I enjoy...

http://www.songlyrics.com/suzanne-vega/i f-i-were-a-weapon-lyrics/


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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 17th, 2009 @ 12:37 AM Reply

The Gauss Rifle.

Blow your dumb ass away.

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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 17th, 2009 @ 12:37 AM Reply

Isn't it obvious

If you had a weapon...


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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 17th, 2009 @ 12:42 AM Reply

At 8/16/09 11:54 PM, Hellian00 wrote: Gopherchucks!

YES! I am not the only person on earth to have that movie!

I would want a replenishable supply of razor edged / weighted cd's for throwing. ohh yea.


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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 17th, 2009 @ 12:44 AM Reply

a fire axe with two kittens duck taped to it and 10 tiger spleens or a stick


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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 17th, 2009 @ 12:46 AM Reply

The ray gun, but I keep getting that goddamn teddy bear.


Derp.

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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 17th, 2009 @ 12:48 AM Reply

At 8/17/09 12:11 AM, RandomExploit wrote:
At 8/16/09 11:54 PM, MrCrawford wrote: My own goddamned feces.
Every single turd humankind has forced out.. in the shape of a certain battle station.

I'd have a death star, without the easily destroyable hole.


You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.

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Response to If you had a weapon... Aug. 17th, 2009 @ 12:48 AM Reply

At 8/16/09 11:54 PM, Hellian00 wrote: Gopherchucks!

And beware the song about big butts, he beats you up while he plays it!