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If you had a weapon...

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If you had a weapon... 2009-08-16 23:51:32


Just outta pure randomness, and my burden of boredomn, if you had a weapon, any weapon at all, what would it be? And im talkin any weapon, from beer bottles to a big ol' rock shard. I know mine would be a metal staff cuz i love long poles :D


I wanted to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.

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Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-16 23:52:38


Admin Status.


This is my stuff.

Sig by ParadoxVoid. He's awesome.

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Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-16 23:54:15


At 8/16/09 11:52 PM, qazuni wrote: Admin Status.

Yeah and not just mod status, we're talking full admin status.

Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-16 23:54:41


Gopherchucks!

Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-16 23:54:45


At 8/16/09 11:52 PM, qazuni wrote: Admin Status.

LOL good ol' ban hammer


I wanted to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.

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Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-16 23:57:30


I know mine would be a metal staff cuz i love long poles :D

Subtle.

Also, a bullpup SKS rifle woud be pretty nice to have.

CLIIIIIIIIIIIPS

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Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-16 23:59:07


At 8/16/09 11:54 PM, Riech wrote:
At 8/16/09 11:52 PM, qazuni wrote: Admin Status.
Yeah and not just mod status, we're talking full admin status.

damn right XD


This is my stuff.

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Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 00:01:45


monkey bomb lol


[Insert stupid random link here]

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Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 00:11:26


At 8/16/09 11:54 PM, MrCrawford wrote: My own goddamned feces.

Every single turd humankind has forced out.. in the shape of a certain battle station.

If you had a weapon...


BLU Wins

UNFUNNY TF2 PUN OR SOMETHING HERE

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Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 00:14:41


Moose antlers :D


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Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 00:14:41


Pokeball with a goldeen in it. Cause it just works so well in Super Smash Bros.


"Anything coming must automatically give way to your perfection, your anger, your awesomeness. The world must yield." -- Best Fortune Cookie Ever ; -[AXP]-

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Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 00:15:34


1000 deathclaws
ducktaped together

Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 00:15:54


A gun.


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Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 00:19:25


At 8/16/09 11:51 PM, Urza12 wrote: Just outta pure randomness, and my burden of boredomn, if you had a weapon, any weapon at all, what would it be? And im talkin any weapon, from beer bottles to a big ol' rock shard. I know mine would be a metal staff cuz i love long poles :D

that last part about loving long poles.....you shoulda thought about wording it like that....and a condom full of my shit!


End of Line.

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Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 00:28:30


fully auto glock 18, prrrtt... dead crowd

Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 00:28:30


At 8/17/09 12:14 AM, Ganondorf wrote: Pokeball with a goldeen in it. Cause it just works so well in Super Smash Bros.

Umm...I prefer...

FUCK YEAH SEAKING!

His horn will penetrate your soul.


Strychnine and cyanide. A healthy part of this complete breakfast.

Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 00:30:17


A musket that fires magic bullets. Obviously.

Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 00:33:01


A pack of dogs that are trained to obey me...

Maybe make that a pack of boars, +points for originality...

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Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 00:33:17


At 8/17/09 12:11 AM, RandomExploit wrote:
At 8/16/09 11:54 PM, MrCrawford wrote: My own goddamned feces.
Every single turd humankind has forced out.. in the shape of a certain battle station.

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of the force.


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Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 00:34:40


At 8/17/09 12:30 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: A musket that fires magic bullets. Obviously.

thank you star trek tng seasons 1

Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 00:35:08


for some reason this made me think of this song... which for another reason unknown I enjoy...

http://www.songlyrics.com/suzanne-vega/i f-i-were-a-weapon-lyrics/


I boop your nose. *boop*

Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 00:37:20


The Gauss Rifle.

Blow your dumb ass away.

Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 00:37:55


Isn't it obvious

If you had a weapon...


Fool me once...shame on you. Fool me twice...no one will ever find your body.

I kill threads.

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Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 00:42:01


At 8/16/09 11:54 PM, Hellian00 wrote: Gopherchucks!

YES! I am not the only person on earth to have that movie!

I would want a replenishable supply of razor edged / weighted cd's for throwing. ohh yea.


I Stopped A Rape!!!

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Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 00:44:29


a fire axe with two kittens duck taped to it and 10 tiger spleens or a stick


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Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 00:46:37


The ray gun, but I keep getting that goddamn teddy bear.


Derp.

Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 00:48:57


At 8/16/09 11:54 PM, Hellian00 wrote: Gopherchucks!

And beware the song about big butts, he beats you up while he plays it!

Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 00:50:52


At 8/17/09 12:37 AM, Smokinggun64 wrote: Isn't it obvious

lol.
possibly the most epic weapon ever.


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Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 00:50:57


I would have a gun that shoots pixie sticks X3

If you had a weapon...

Response to If you had a weapon... 2009-08-17 01:15:39


I change my mind i want a pair of speakers attached to a frail


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