Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

At 8/16/09 05:53 PM, Sekhem wrote: Guys seriously, why are you being so mean to him? He's a fairly decent poster, contributes to the flash portal often and has a generally upbeat attitude. There is absolutely nothing wrong with him.

He used to post with 20 alts pretending they were all his friends and flash buddies, so I have a hard time believing that if I give him $5 he will get to have sex, nor do I think I want to help him reproduce.

Help get a guy laid, who should be able to do it himself when he's mature enough & has the money OR donate to curing cancer?

Every time you post, I hate you more.
I really honestly hate you.
I'm sorry, I just can't stand it.

No. You didn't say please you ass hole. how can you expect to get money, get laid, or in the least have one friend in your life when you keep on acting like an asshole and don't even use your fucking manners. It's people like you that make me want to go out and shoot someone in the head.

And another thing is you're fourteen, why are you having sex when you're fucking fourteen, trying to make a potentially life ending mistake early, huh? I hope that if you do have sex that you end up getting her pregnant and you having to drop out of school so you can afford to take care of your child.

Asshole.

At 8/16/09 06:27 PM, klan wrote: better...

MOTHER FUCKER. STOP LINKING TO THAT SHIT ASS MOVIE. ASSFUCK.

At 8/16/09 06:31 PM, gumOnShoe wrote:

He used to post with 20 alts pretending they were all his friends and flash buddies, so I have a hard time believing that if I give him $5 he will get to have sex, nor do I think I want to help him reproduce.

Plus there's that fucking mohawk....

At 8/16/09 06:27 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

At 8/16/09 06:17 PM, SAARG5150 wrote: What's wrong with your face? Also, dude I think I got more action then you becaise I knew this chick (That was a whore) she always gave me BJ's and shit. No lie, Ask Oddlypoetic (He's my friend in real life.)

Its true. Bel was a hot little Mexi wasn't she?

No... Puerto Rican. Even better. lol

At 8/16/09 06:31 PM, gumOnShoe wrote:

At 8/16/09 05:53 PM, Sekhem wrote: Guys seriously, why are you being so mean to him? He's a fairly decent poster, contributes to the flash portal often and has a generally upbeat attitude. There is absolutely nothing wrong with him.

He used to post with 20 alts pretending they were all his friends and flash buddies, so I have a hard time believing that if I give him $5 he will get to have sex, nor do I think I want to help him reproduce.

Help get a guy laid, who should be able to do it himself when he's mature enough & has the money OR donate to curing cancer?

I never suggested that others should donate to him, I was just saying that people are being a bit TOO mean to him. Everyone here seems to posses a lot of animosity towards him and I'm just trying to dispel a bit of that.

At 8/16/09 06:17 PM, SAARG5150 wrote: What's wrong with your face? Also, dude I think I got more action then you becaise I knew this chick (That was a whore) she always gave me BJ's and shit. No lie, Ask Oddlypoetic (He's my friend in real life.)

1) Why the hell would he care if you get more action than him?

2) What has you getting a blowie got to do with this thread?

3) Why did she give you shit? Do you have a scat fetish?

4) Why the fuck would I seek out Oddlypoetic's opinion, if I think you're full of shit to begin with?

You have a faux hawk? Sorry bro but this sounds like a terrible investment. I'm going to need to see a business plan.

I jes got off my date with him, and NOW I'M PREGNANT!

the kid's name will be rig.

how about u get laid vicariously through me, let me take ur place kiddo! besides even if we paypalled you today u couldnt get the money till tomorrow at best.....

At 8/16/09 06:34 PM, Sekhem wrote: I never suggested that others should donate to him, I was just saying that people are being a bit TOO mean to him. Everyone here seems to posses a lot of animosity towards him and I'm just trying to dispel a bit of that.

Well thats fine, jox is a fine guy, I'm just not donating money to him and it takes some balls to ask for donations online....... anyway, I'll stop busting his balls

Drug the fuck outta her and rape her unconscious body.

At 8/16/09 08:12 PM, gumOnShoe wrote:

At 8/16/09 06:34 PM, Sekhem wrote: I never suggested that others should donate to him, I was just saying that people are being a bit TOO mean to him. Everyone here seems to posses a lot of animosity towards him and I'm just trying to dispel a bit of that.

Well thats fine, jox is a fine guy, I'm just not donating money to him and it takes some balls to ask for donations online....... anyway, I'll stop busting his balls.

I won't, don't ask us all for money to pay for a whale. I don't want blubber all over my money.

lol I remember you.

Picture of his ex, who he was bawwing about last month.

At 8/16/09 08:27 PM, Strategize wrote: lol I remember you.

Picture of his ex, who he was bawwing about last month.

Is that a man in drag?

Just take her to your house to "find" your wallet that you "misplaced". Upon giving up the search, offer her some liquor. If you can get her drunk enough maybe you'll get lucky.

At 8/16/09 08:28 PM, mastershake141 wrote:

At 8/16/09 08:27 PM, Strategize wrote: lol I remember you.

Picture of his ex, who he was bawwing about last month.

Is that a man in drag?

I believe so.

Bigger picture for closer examination.

nope.

Right now it's hard to tell who's the bigger troll.

Lol, what will you getting laid do for other horny newgrounders?

You'll be lucky for a penny.

At 8/16/09 08:32 PM, Strategize wrote:

At 8/16/09 08:28 PM, mastershake141 wrote:

At 8/16/09 08:27 PM, Strategize wrote: lol I remember you.

Picture of his ex, who he was bawwing about last month.

Is that a man in drag?

I believe so.

Bigger picture for closer examination.

Ahhh, I was incorrect, tis' no man, it's a silverback Gorilla.

At 8/16/09 08:41 PM, mastershake141 wrote:

At 8/16/09 08:32 PM, Strategize wrote:

At 8/16/09 08:28 PM, mastershake141 wrote:

At 8/16/09 08:27 PM, Strategize wrote: lol I remember you.

Picture of his ex, who he was bawwing about last month.

Is that a man in drag?

I believe so.

Bigger picture for closer examination.

Ahhh, I was incorrect, tis' no man, it's a silverback Gorilla.

Excellent observation my friend. Good speed as well, it took me a week to get the answer.

At 8/16/09 08:32 PM, Strategize wrote: I believe so.

Bigger picture for closer examination.

Actually, it looks more like what one of my friends would call a transdikon.

No offense, Jox

Thanks for the donations guys! Thanks to all of you, im getting LAID!

Ps. I tricked you all. I was getting laid anyway. Im using this money to help fund a party.

At 8/18/09 05:02 AM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote: Thanks for the donations guys! Thanks to all of you, im getting LAID!

Ps. I tricked you all. I was getting laid anyway. Im using this money to help fund a party.

Have some fun man!

At 8/18/09 05:02 AM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote: Thanks for the donations guys! Thanks to all of you, im getting LAID!

Ps. I tricked you all. I was getting laid anyway. Im using this money to help fund a party.

Man, you rock!

At 8/18/09 05:02 AM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote: Thanks for the donations guys! Thanks to all of you, im getting LAID!

Ps. I tricked you all. I was getting laid anyway. Im using this money to help fund a party.

I'm guessing you didn't get any donations..
Wanna cry it out?

Hey, I should make a thread like this too. If that works in getting money like that.

Grow 1 meter and go into your email and get some of those things that make you last longer when it actually happens, this help ensure that it happens again. :)