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Posted at: 8/16/09 05:23 PM
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Hurry! I just met this girl and she wants to go on a date where I pay for all the shit, and I dont have money! Donate to my paypal quick so that way I can pay for all the expenses on my date! When I get home, I WILL GET LAID!
Posted at: 8/16/09 05:24 PM
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Well this the worst con ever
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Don't forget the peanut butter.
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I'll give you 200$ if you give me your paypal address.
she's a high class lady
Posted at: 8/16/09 05:25 PM
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you're supposed to go to her house, stupid. and then try to not cling to her leg as you want her to let you in.
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Bad idea! Asking us to help you get laid because you're so desperate.
More than 80% of us did not get laid anyways...
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At 8/16/09 05:24 PM, Sekhem wrote: I'll give you 200$ if you give me your paypal address.
But sekhem, your my date :3
Posted at: 8/16/09 05:26 PM
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just get some chloroform! alriiight...giving a few bucks...
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Posted at: 8/16/09 05:27 PM
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This must be exciting for you, I suppose you never did get any action from that whale.
Go to this fucking blog right now: http://inyourfaceheh.blogspot.com/
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then you should think of the ones who gave you the money during the whole 5 minutes of intercourse you'll get before messing things up. litterally.
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Ill send 10 cents, here in iraq that pays for water food and a meal!
Posted at: 8/16/09 05:28 PM
At 8/16/09 05:27 PM, Rucklo wrote: then you should think of the ones who gave you the money during the whole 5 minutes of intercourse you'll get before messing things up. litterally.
*literally
Posted at: 8/16/09 05:29 PM
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At 8/16/09 05:27 PM, rj1525 wrote: Ill send 10 cents, here in iraq that pays for water food and a meal!
XD
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Posted at: 8/16/09 05:30 PM
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The chances of you getting laid......well, I'll let the picture speak for itself.
And by 'money for dinner and stuff' you mean 'to pay for her' right? HUR HUR HUR
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Posted at: 8/16/09 05:32 PM
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Jox... We really don't care about you enough, sorry pal.
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Posted at: 8/16/09 05:33 PM
At 8/16/09 05:30 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: The chances of you getting laid......well, I'll let the picture speak for itself. And by 'money for dinner and stuff' you mean 'to pay for her' right? HUR HUR HUR
he would never have to pay for my love
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No way.
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Posted at: 8/16/09 05:34 PM
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If I'm paying money then I better be getting a slice of the pie.
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Posted at: 8/16/09 05:45 PM
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Do you really need to spend money on your hand?
Posted at: 8/16/09 05:50 PM
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I mean to be rude, you're unattractive.
Check my userpage, comment my songs.
At 8/16/09 05:50 PM, SKS wrote: I mean to be rude, you're unattractive.
No he's not.
Posted at: 8/16/09 05:51 PM
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At 8/16/09 05:50 PM, Sekhem wrote: At 8/16/09 05:50 PM, SKS wrote: I mean to be rude, you're unattractive.No he's not.
You're right.
He's repulsive.
Posted at: 8/16/09 05:53 PM
At 8/16/09 05:51 PM, ixintro wrote: At 8/16/09 05:50 PM, Sekhem wrote: At 8/16/09 05:50 PM, SKS wrote: I mean to be rude, you're unattractive.No he's not.You're right. He's repulsive.
Guys seriously, why are you being so mean to him? He's a fairly decent poster, contributes to the flash portal often and has a generally upbeat attitude. There is absolutely nothing wrong with him.
Posted at: 8/16/09 05:58 PM
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hahahaha have fun being her boytoy and buying her shit.
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I'm not saying he couldn't get fucked, there is plenty of nasty sluts out there who would fuck him. I am saying he is not an attractive person regardless of his contributions, he looks like he is hindered by the downs.
Posted at: 8/16/09 05:59 PM
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Fuck off.
Posted at: 8/16/09 06:08 PM
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You're 14. What the hell can you do on a date? For that matter, where can you go? Will Mommy drive you to the movies?
Posted at: 8/16/09 06:17 PM
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What's wrong with your face? Also, dude I think I got more action then you becaise I knew this chick (That was a whore) she always gave me BJ's and shit. No lie, Ask Oddlypoetic (He's my friend in real life.)
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Posted at: 8/16/09 06:27 PM
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At 8/16/09 06:17 PM, SAARG5150 wrote: What's wrong with your face? Also, dude I think I got more action then you becaise I knew this chick (That was a whore) she always gave me BJ's and shit. No lie, Ask Oddlypoetic (He's my friend in real life.)
Its true. Bel was a hot little Mexi wasn't she?
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I only fork out money if I'm the one getting laid.
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