Lets play: System Shock 2!

[Minty-Hippo]

Or, why I hate Super Intelligent A.I's

The general Idea of this thread, is I will be playing system shock 2, and let you guys make the important Decisions for me, For example, what branch of Military to join, What skill sets I will use, and what I will buy, hack, invest skill points into, and other things like that.

I will then, Post Screenshots of the things I do, do a general summary of each update, and then post screenshots when ever I come to descisions that allows reader participation.

for those of you that don't know what System Shock 2 is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/System_Shoc k_2
And Bioshock is the spiritual successor of System Shock 2

Unfortunantly, To my knowledge there is no way to enter your characters name, So I will allow you guys to vote, first on what I shall refere to our intrepid soldier as, before I Start the LP.

In the case no one votes, he will be defaulted to don't Look behind that door guy.

[Minty-Hippo]

A small Insert, some people have down right insinuated, that Systemshock 2 and Bioshock are the same game, due to certain level designs being similiar, of course these people are idiots. Probably the same people that say Xbox is better than ps3 yet have no supporting evidence.

[explodingbunnies]

whats up with that company and "Shock" being in every single game they make?

[The-Omnipresence]

At 8/16/09 12:34 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: A small Insert, some people have down right insinuated, that Systemshock 2 and Bioshock are the same game,

But they are the same game. One's more dumbed down than the other and is a different kind of punk.

[MrPercie]

At 8/16/09 12:38 AM, The-Omnipresence wrote:

At 8/16/09 12:34 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: A small Insert, some people have down right insinuated, that Systemshock 2 and Bioshock are the same game,

But they are the same game. One's more dumbed down than the other and is a different kind of punk.

they do bare some similaritys but hell you can say that about other games. I mean just because one game has a lot of good Ideas does not mean we cannot use them. Like dead space is sorta similar to system shock with the theme being space monsters and to upgrade weapons.

[Minty-Hippo]

At 8/16/09 12:37 AM, explodingbunnies wrote: whats up with that company and "Shock" being in every single game they make?

due to this hillariously truthful post,

another name up for voting will be

ShockMcmanstein

And,
Ok... Easy... Normal... Hard...Impossible... since I am not a glutton for Punishment I will be doing easy.

BUT WAIT!!
To many choices... Let me make this easy for you... Mister Arrow will help...

[Minty-Hippo]

sorry Messed up the order

[The-Omnipresence]

At 8/16/09 12:58 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote:
And,
Ok... Easy... Normal... Hard...Impossible... since I am not a glutton for Punishment I will be doing easy.

Easy? HA, now I have even less respect for you than I already did.

[Minty-Hippo]

This game is just like Half life 2 because I start off in a Subway system.

This is also the first scene you get in the game, Showing off a lovely albeit obstructed view of the dystopian landscape.

So here's what happened, I got caught masturbating in a public theatre, Damn It's not my fault if Little mermaid gets me hot!

Well anyway, This stupid bitch tells me I need to do something with my life, she tells me that If I don't join the military, and apply my self as a soldier, then not only will I die, but I will also be placed under arrest!!

She let me go though, I was going to go buy some booze, and all, but the future sucks, and she knocked me out with some kind of... Space gun... yeah that's it... Space gun... and put me on this damn subway going who knows where... Some voice on an intercom is telling me I arrived at some military installation... fuck all..

first order of business? Call my bitch!

Callin: Mah Bitch

Me: Hey there...
Old women: HEY SON!!! HOW ARE YOOOS *Hick*
Me: Fuck... Your drunk again arn't you mom?
Mom: hehe Yeah... Drunker than... YOUR MOM!!!! OOOH SHIT!! BUUURN!!!!
Me: Fuck this shit... Mom, listen I got drafted into the military and
Mom: OH GAWD MAH BABEH BOOOY NOOO!!! Nah, Just fuckin' witcha *hick* you gonna die you know that bitch?
Me: Fuck... Mom.... Listen Ok? can you like, I don't know, find where I'm going to be stationed and send me some furry porn?

[Minty-Hippo]

That's it for tonight, I will let other members get on and put suggestions for names of the character, and then I will do an official run thru up until the point I get to choose branches of military. Then it's up to you guys.

[Obsessed117]

Man I love system shock 2. Its tons better than bioshock, the only thing bioshock does better is the graphics really.

Imo, choose navy...Ive always chosen navy in my playthroughs.

[Minty-Hippo]

can't sleep so one more update for now.

After Going thru there crazy ass teleporting Elevator, I come upon an ad for my favorite hentai... Awesome...

I can't believe my mom let me buy Super Loli Madness 3000

and then... I turn... to face my fate...

The U.N.N. The most Horrible Hive of scum, I've ever seen, and they don't even have free dental...

Hell no!! I thought to myself, turning around and around until I got dizzy and puked... I then reserved myself to my fate... A lifetime of Artificial training, and all other forms of dull drudgery.

robotic Voice: Hey, Jack off!! You NEW!?!
Me: Uh... no... well, Kind of I mean I... uh...
Robotic Voice: SHUT UP MAGGOT!!! YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS TO BASIC TRAINING RIGHT NOW TEN HUUUUT!
Me: BASIC TRAINING!!! AAGH!! but I logged over 200 hours on Call of Duty 12 Space Faring Marines and You! I'm even 3rd Prestige!!!
Robotic: Shut up Maggot!! You will go to basic Training as requested!!!
Stupid robot cocky, and rasafrasa mfppfpf Idiot robot... Pfft FINE !!!

After out smarting that hunk of metal, I turned towards the Basic Training room, I figured, I might as well get a little of a brush up, and who knows, If I do really REALLY well, I might even become like... Head of Vr rooms or something awesome like that...

And then... as I step into the Vr phazer beam, I notice something is amiss.. something... Terrible.. horrible...

They havn't updated there Visual systems in 20 years... I get the feeling... this is gonna be a long LOONG experience...

[Piccohan]

I suggest Sexy flanders, and I love your Lets play, do more.

[Minty-Hippo]

I apologize to the one... reader I have, I am sick and un-able to do a LP, The moving of the screen makes my stomach lurch. Sorry, I will continue this tommorow morning.

[kidd25]

At 8/17/09 03:03 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: I apologize to the one... reader I have, I am sick and un-able to do a LP, The moving of the screen makes my stomach lurch. Sorry, I will continue this tommorow morning.

oh sure you will.