At 8/14/09 11:42 PM, kalib97 wrote: idk handcuff him to a telephone pole
His first post and he nailed it. Too bad we won't hear from him again.
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How do you handcuff a one-armed man
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A long chain. cuff one hand, wrap the chain around him and cuff the same hand.
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cuff his legs and then use a big cuff and cuff his arm to his torso and there you go.
Hah, I love how everyone ignores the OP when he tells everyone the answer and continues talking about the different ways you could do it.
At 8/14/09 11:56 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Give him a prosthetic arm and have Harrison Ford take care of the rest with the janitor's handcuffs.
I was thinking of The Fugitive too when I read that question.
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Throw him to the ground, put the cuff on his wrist, then put the other one on his ankle.
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Here's a harder question, how to handcuff a non-armed man!
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You obviously have to cuff one of 'em to his dick.
Tie a rope around him. That's all I got.
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cuff his arm to his leg, make a video cause it would look damn funny
Handcuff his wrist to his dick and he wont go anywhere.
But, the better question is, how do you legcuff a paraplegic?
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At 8/31/09 06:11 PM, Eclipse914 wrote: Handcuff his wrist to his dick and he wont go anywhere.
But if he has a small pecker, it'll just fall off. The better thing to do would be sever his dick and glue it to where his missing hand should be, cuff it, then tie his dick in a knot. Or blow it up until it becomes a choad then cuff it.
But, the better question is, how do you legcuff a paraplegic?
An even better question would be how do you cuff a one armed woman?
I've actually seen where cops had to do this once(only it was a woman with one arm) she got angry if they stared at it and preferred for them to call it her "Nub".
Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?
Handcuff him to one of the officers.
Release your inner crazy.
Probably handcuff him to the cop.
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