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My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 15:39:14

Okay, my friend is a pretty tough guy, at least morally he is. He isn't affected even the slightist by things like Zippocat and terrorist execution videos. So last night, I'm like "Wanna see something worse then 2g1c and zippocat combined?" and he's on top of the world, all "Yeah, whatever." so I pulled up Offended (Warning, Very, very very NSFW. Very. I suggest reading on before clicking this.) and I let him look at it. I personally can't make it through more then about 1/4 of it. I've seen execution videos, and zippocat, the lot. So my friend made it through the whole thing, didn't say a thing, then he turns around to look at me and his face is fucking pure white. Then he just starts fucking balling his eyes out. Call him what you want, but have you gone through it?

Also, he told me about some stuff, it's fucked up.
Also, do not click the link at the bottom, it autospawns tubgirl.
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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 15:40:42

I've been through Offended two or three times. I may lose my appetite for an hour or so, but I don't bawl my eyes out.

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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 15:42:00

Yeah, I've been through it numerous times. I'm not trying to sound like an overcompensating Internet tough guy or anything, but it's really not that bad.


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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 15:42:02

offended isnt that bad, 3 guys 1 hammer however is terrible, google it and watch it if your man enough.

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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 15:42:48

At 8/14/09 03:42 PM, mastershake141 wrote: offended isnt that bad, 3 guys 1 hammer however is terrible, google it and watch it if your man enough.

Yeah, I seen 3 Guys 1 Hammer, I don't think it's worse then a women trying to shove a bloody infant back into her vagina though.

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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 15:44:07

At 8/14/09 03:42 PM, Fezz wrote:
At 8/14/09 03:42 PM, mastershake141 wrote: offended isnt that bad, 3 guys 1 hammer however is terrible, google it and watch it if your man enough.
Yeah, I seen 3 Guys 1 Hammer, I don't think it's worse then a women trying to shove a bloody infant back into her vagina though.

I like the picture of the man eating his own poop at the computer.

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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 15:46:42

My favorite page on the internet... Play the happy happy joy joy song and skim through it for full effect.

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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 15:47:08

You guys is pussys me and my cousin went through offened and we were laughing then i went to go eat a ham sandwich. I've seen some fucked up shit im used to seeing this kinda stuff.


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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 15:47:20

ive been exposed to much brutality whether it be in reality of internet and that just put a knot in my stomach but cant be as bad as cleaning up a highway and seeing a car run underneath a semi only to see the people inside dead (note: i was about 10 feet away from the crash when it happened and you could hear screaming and by the time i got there the screams stopped)


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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 15:48:22

Does it take anyone else like an hour for that page to load.

And I saw it and, to be honest, it was the worst thing I've ever seen. There is probably a picture or something worse than all of those pictures combined somewhere on the internet. Life is full of sick fucks.


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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 15:50:58

Oh my lord. What sort of unholy person would post an awful thing like that? Who would even look all the way through that?


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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 15:52:20

Who is willing to masturbate while looking at offended? I wanna see who is willing to do it for the fame.


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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 15:53:27

Wow, it's not even that bad. All of the bad stuff in that article is in the first half.


[1] [2] [3] [4] [5]
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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 15:56:15

At 8/14/09 03:52 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: Who is willing to masturbate while looking at offended? I wanna see who is willing to do it for the fame.

Fuck, guess I don't count. I'm willing to do it for the flame, not the fame.

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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 15:58:30

At 8/14/09 03:56 PM, Sir-Hank-Frank wrote:
At 8/14/09 03:52 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: Who is willing to masturbate while looking at offended? I wanna see who is willing to do it for the fame.
Fuck, guess I don't count. I'm willing to do it for the flame, not the fame.

You can still do it. I don't give a shit why you do as long as i know some guy is sick enough to fap to offended.


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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 16:05:27

I think i managed to make it about 1/4 through last time, and i'm pretty sure i didn't see the worst of it either!

I remember the last few things i saw were peoples pets being tortured and stuff like that, it got a bit too much for me :S

Anyone who claims they scrolled through the whole thing easily is either lieing, did it with their eyes closed, or has no morals.


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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 16:09:59

I can go through it all easily, theyre just pictures :\


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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 16:12:38

Well, I just got off of it, and I feel a little less hungry right now. But I probably did miss a few pictures. I had to wait for about 10 minutes for the majority of it to load. Now I know the kind of people George Carlin was talking about when he was talking about Prison Farm States.


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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 16:24:32

ewwww.
im to scared.
teh pictures r gona get me.

:sarcasm.


the picture/information posted above; is at least somewhat relevant to this topic.

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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 16:25:13

I've done ED's Offended as well. It's not that bad really - I wasn't that disgusted. I'm worried now...


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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 16:29:07

Meh, offended isn't that bad. I've gone through the whole thing a couple of times. I don't understand what the big deal is.


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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 16:29:12

I've seen through the whole thing, but the most discusting one for me is almost at the beggining.
It's the picture of a pale guy who looks like a clown, on an operation table or something.

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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 16:29:22

I made a vow never to click that link on my comp. I don't know what sort of stuff will crawl out, not to mention I have a light stomach.

Maybe someday. Not today.


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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 16:30:35

At 8/14/09 04:29 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote: I made a vow never to click that link on my comp. I don't know what sort of stuff will crawl out, not to mention I have a light stomach.

Maybe someday. Not today.

I'll give you $20.


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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 16:32:20

I'm a young female and went through that without any kind of reactions besides that I was just once again for the 544th time reassured there are a lot of idiots in this world.. Wimps.


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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 16:33:10

I went through it once or twice.

I cringed a little but I didn't totally lose my shit.


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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 16:34:16

At 8/14/09 03:40 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: I've been through Offended two or three times. I may lose my appetite for an hour or so, but I don't bawl my eyes out.

Same here. The only bit that discusts me is the animals part about 1/4 of the way down....Man, that bit is sick. Sure I will feel sick to my stomach for a bit, but I wouldn't cry about that or anything on the internet.

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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 16:36:40

I fapped to the page, twice.


You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.

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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 16:42:30

At 8/14/09 04:30 PM, FatJoe214 wrote:
At 8/14/09 04:29 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote: I made a vow never to click that link on my comp. I don't know what sort of stuff will crawl out, not to mention I have a light stomach.

Maybe someday. Not today.
I'll give you $20.

Eh, I would do it for free if I had a friend with me and some junk computer that barely works anymore, but I don't risk shock sites on my comp for safety reasons.


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Response to My Friend Did Ed's "offended." 2009-08-14 16:45:37

At worst, Offended only makes me do a double take. The worst reaction I've seen is probably my friend curling up into a ball on the floor.


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