A human typed this post. This post, however, is a mere combination of pixels. Humanity on the Internet is therefore inhuman; only I, sitting here, exist. None of you are real; whatever you post gives only the illusion of real existence, represented by pixels. And as long as we never meet, then you shall remain as pixels in my mind, never existing, never being real. Solipsism is neat.
I also happen to like semicolons. What.