My dog won,t stop eating socks.

[MadDogAC]

Ok my dog is only two years old and already she had to have an operation to remove three socks and a bobble from her stomach and it cost £2500 !!! and this hasn't stopped her from eating them I mean just the other day she ate a sock and now won't eat her food, can anyone help me?

[Ass-Crumb]

More like, your dog won't stop eating cocks.

[Irrelephant]

Quit leaving your socks on the floor.

[Spilda-Bongwata]

You must post ITT if you thought the title said cocks.

[Austere]

I thought it said "my dad won't stop eating socks"

[oddworth]

Well i thought it said "My mum wont stop me eating cocks"

[paradox9]

i thought it said something about bestiality fetish

wait...

[Fluffington]

Kick it a few times, while wearing socks, show him that the socks is higher than him.

Yep yep yep.

[Archawn]

This would have been funnier if you had formatted your post as such:

Subject: "Guys..."

Body: "My dog accidentally my socks. Is it dangerous?"

[MadDogAC]

At 8/13/09 07:40 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Kick it a few times, while wearing socks, show him that the socks is higher than him.

Yep yep yep.

I'm gonna try that one. lol

[iamgrimreaper]

Here's what you do. Buy a tazer, cover the tazer with a sock, and start tazing your dog every time it starts eating socks. Don't kick it, that's just cruel.

[mystro]

my mates dog does this then when he takes it out for a walk it does nasty shits with sting hanging out of its arse

lock up ur socks

[UCanCallMeJesus]

1. Put the suck over your cock
2. Your dog sucks the sock
3. ????????
4. Profit

[Lost-Chances]

Put pepper over them.

Problem solved.

[BrockManson]

Survival of the fittest.

[Tri-Nitro-Toluene]

Don't leave socks in a position where the dog can get them.

Continually scold the dog when it does get them and starts to eat them, thus teaching it not to eat them.

[WeirdJamFace]

My dog keeps pissing in the laundry room.
>:(

[TheSilverGuitar]

Take advantage of the situation and put a sock on your privates and let the doggy come to it, thus solving both your sexual frustration and the dog's "problem"

[MadDogAC]

At 8/13/09 09:36 AM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Take advantage of the situation and put a sock on your privates and let the doggy come to it, thus solving both your sexual frustration and the dog's "problem"

nice

[ReverendMayhem]

Put your balls on the dogs eyes so it can't see what it's chewing. You will have to follow him around all day though

[therealanimator]

At 8/13/09 09:02 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Don't leave socks in a position where the dog can get them.

Continually scold the dog when it does get them and starts to eat them, thus teaching it not to eat them.

best advice i have heard.

[durzza]

lol that was new my dog bite me on my leg all the time

[GiantDouche]

Tap her lightly when she wants to eat a sock.

[adam2510]

here is an idea

get an old sock smear vegemite over it or marmite so you poms have it

then leave it for your dog and she will stop eating socks

[TheRipper00]

Time to Put Ol'Yeller Down.

[Armour]

The title was missleading i thought this was about Xbox !

[iscrulz]

I thought it said rocks.
When the dog needs to be trained properly Caesar Millian I think will tell you to put something bitter on the socks.

[Carmilla]

Clean up the house and stop leaving sock and other items where the dog, who obviously likes to ingest this stuff, can get ahold of it.

[VegetarianMeat]

Learn how to take care of your dog. Watch it at all times and the second it puts a sock in it's mouth, make sure it knows that's a bad thing. Eventually it should get the idea.

[6r0undZ3r0]

Eat her stuff and see how she likes it.