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Posted at: 8/13/09 07:01 AM
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Ok my dog is only two years old and already she had to have an operation to remove three socks and a bobble from her stomach and it cost £2500 !!! and this hasn't stopped her from eating them I mean just the other day she ate a sock and now won't eat her food, can anyone help me?
Posted at: 8/13/09 07:02 AM
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More like, your dog won't stop eating cocks.
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Quit leaving your socks on the floor.
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Posted at: 8/13/09 07:03 AM
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You must post ITT if you thought the title said cocks.
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Posted at: 8/13/09 07:16 AM
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I thought it said "my dad won't stop eating socks"
Posted at: 8/13/09 07:21 AM
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Well i thought it said "My mum wont stop me eating cocks"
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Posted at: 8/13/09 07:24 AM
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i thought it said something about bestiality fetish
wait...
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Posted at: 8/13/09 07:40 AM
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Kick it a few times, while wearing socks, show him that the socks is higher than him.
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Posted at: 8/13/09 07:44 AM
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This would have been funnier if you had formatted your post as such:
Subject: "Guys..."
Body: "My dog accidentally my socks. Is it dangerous?"
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Posted at: 8/13/09 08:01 AM
At 8/13/09 07:40 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Kick it a few times, while wearing socks, show him that the socks is higher than him. Yep yep yep.
I'm gonna try that one. lol
Posted at: 8/13/09 08:47 AM
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Here's what you do. Buy a tazer, cover the tazer with a sock, and start tazing your dog every time it starts eating socks. Don't kick it, that's just cruel.
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Posted at: 8/13/09 08:49 AM
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my mates dog does this then when he takes it out for a walk it does nasty shits with sting hanging out of its arse
lock up ur socks
Posted at: 8/13/09 08:50 AM
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1. Put the suck over your cock 2. Your dog sucks the sock 3. ???????? 4. Profit
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Posted at: 8/13/09 08:56 AM
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At 8/13/09 07:02 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote: More like, your dog won't stop eating cocks.
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!
At 8/13/09 07:03 AM, Strategize wrote: You must post ITT if you thought the title said cocks.
At 8/13/09 07:16 AM, Austere wrote: I thought it said "my dad won't stop eating socks"
At 8/13/09 07:21 AM, oddworth wrote: Well i thought it said "My mum wont stop me eating cocks"
At 8/13/09 07:24 AM, paradox9 wrote: i thought it said something about bestiality fetish wait...
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Posted at: 8/13/09 08:58 AM
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Put pepper over them.
Problem solved.
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Posted at: 8/13/09 09:00 AM
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Posted at: 8/13/09 09:02 AM
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Don't leave socks in a position where the dog can get them.
Continually scold the dog when it does get them and starts to eat them, thus teaching it not to eat them.
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Posted at: 8/13/09 09:34 AM
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My dog keeps pissing in the laundry room. >:(
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Posted at: 8/13/09 09:35 AM
At 8/13/09 09:34 AM, WeirdJamFace wrote: My dog keeps pissing in the laundry room. >:(
My dog keeps fucking the mother of his child.
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Posted at: 8/13/09 09:36 AM
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Take advantage of the situation and put a sock on your privates and let the doggy come to it, thus solving both your sexual frustration and the dog's "problem"
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Posted at: 8/13/09 09:42 AM
At 8/13/09 09:36 AM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Take advantage of the situation and put a sock on your privates and let the doggy come to it, thus solving both your sexual frustration and the dog's "problem"
nice
Posted at: 8/13/09 09:52 AM
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Put your balls on the dogs eyes so it can't see what it's chewing. You will have to follow him around all day though
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Posted at: 8/13/09 10:22 AM
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At 8/13/09 09:02 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Don't leave socks in a position where the dog can get them. Continually scold the dog when it does get them and starts to eat them, thus teaching it not to eat them.
best advice i have heard.
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Posted at: 8/13/09 10:25 AM
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lol that was new my dog bite me on my leg all the time
Posted at: 8/13/09 10:27 AM
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Tap her lightly when she wants to eat a sock.
Posted at: 8/13/09 10:54 AM
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here is an idea
get an old sock smear vegemite over it or marmite so you poms have it
then leave it for your dog and she will stop eating socks
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Posted at: 8/13/09 10:56 AM
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Posted at: 8/13/09 11:04 AM
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The title was missleading i thought this was about Xbox !
Posted at: 8/13/09 11:11 AM
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I thought it said rocks. When the dog needs to be trained properly Caesar Millian I think will tell you to put something bitter on the socks.
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Posted at: 8/13/09 11:40 AM
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Clean up the house and stop leaving sock and other items where the dog, who obviously likes to ingest this stuff, can get ahold of it.
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