So me and this chick are a at a party at me house and I'm pretending to get shitfaced and we start getting sensual in the basement.
"Hey, wanna have sex, my treat?", she murmured under her hot, sexy breath.
I blushed, and repled "lol ok why not lol?"
We start to grope each other and we had hit first and second base. Then we're getting ready for the buttsex, and we take off our clothes. As I wonder if I should equip myself with a condom, suddenly I took a fierce glance at the party chick, as she took off her shirt and them came the fucking horror. At first I was like "sweet dude, that's hot right there lol rotflmao" but then I was "EW! and that means if I like it then I'm a fucking pedophile, and then pedos get castrated and I didn't wanna get dickchopped" So quickly and anxiously I dressed in only my pants and ran up the stairs.
"Where you going, baby?" she said as she tried to follow me up the stairs. I showed that bitch what was coming to her and shoved her down the stairs. WTF should I do? Should I start dating her?
