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Posted at: 8/13/09 04:43 AM

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Some guy goes to a Christian Open mic and sings a heartwarming song. About Jesus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vscZ0Lhi 8g

Tasteful... tastless... or tasty?

Seriously though, this guy has balls.

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Posted at: 8/13/09 04:45 AM

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So, The Lord litterally cometh eh?

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Posted at: 8/13/09 04:46 AM

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all of a sudden the bible makes sense

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You always got to have a friend in Jesus!

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Well, he certainly does have balls. The lyrics don't do too much for me, then again, they're not offensive or anything. If only I could say the same for his singing.

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It's ok. Old people probably don't even know what rape is!

Play on steam?


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We have found a legend

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At 8/13/09 04:47 AM, scarneck wrote: It's ok. Old people probably don't even know what rape is!

Au contraire, I think old people know what rape is best of all of us.

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I found it great how no one sang along and at the end I believe I heard "he's so sexy"

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At 8/13/09 04:50 AM, TheNossinator wrote:
At 8/13/09 04:47 AM, scarneck wrote: It's ok. Old people probably don't even know what rape is!
Au contraire, I think old people know what rape is best of all of us.

my grandpa sure does, and he let me know every day for the past 12 years.

please, somebody, call the police ;_;

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Posted at: 8/13/09 06:55 AM

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I was expecting the crowd to epic rage.

9/10 for the balls

1/10 for the location. Pick a Kingdom Hall next time they'll flip.

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"I bled more than the holes in his hands"

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Posted at: 8/13/09 08:40 AM

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I would never rape your ugly cunt/ass!

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