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FoAngel

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Posted at: 8/13/09 09:00 AM

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People are afraid of what they dont understand.

Clearly most parents are technologically retarded


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Your parents are just like all of the other law-abiding, scared citizens of this shitty nation. I torrent shit all of the time. Like right now. I am installing GTA San Andreas. I just can't get as many games as I want because my computer doesn't have a lot of hard drive space (only 70 gb total.) If you do find a way onto the computer, don't not gloat about it or get cocky. It will be your downfall. And always make it hard to find the files. Hide them in places your parents rarely or never check.

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Well, my Mum isn't capable of talking at a normal volume.
She's ALWAYS yelling ..........and if it's early in the morning or late at night( when people are sleeping)...
she whispers and everytime someone talks she yells for them to be quiet

I know that you have done something bad in your life that you don't regret. I hate you for it.
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At 8/13/09 03:20 AM, riskyjoker wrote: fuck your mum, she's well hot, I know i would

Danger!

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Posted at: 8/13/09 10:38 AM

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Stop complaining dumbass, They could of beaten your ass to a pulp.


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Wait... You're dad asks you to torrent stuff, and then gets mad at you for it?

I agree with 1st reply, delete the shit out if them

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you have bad luck

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At 8/13/09 03:26 AM, wildface098 wrote:
At 8/13/09 03:24 AM, TheGodfather wrote:
At 8/13/09 03:21 AM, Rebbay wrote: Yeah, my mum seems to think that using Limewire will put me in jail. Even when I tell her I'm one of millions that use the damn thing.
Also, Limewire = BADDD

Switch to uTorrent and Piratebay.
Limewire really isn't that bad...

Legal wise and virus wise if you have antispyware and shit like that, plus you could just use a proxy and auto delete your history every day...

.:FRG_Clan:. MASTODON FTW

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Hit them on the head exactly three times with an umbrella. This will make them forgot the past eight days.

Wùt.

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Get your parents to download a child protection program onto your computer "for your own good" and then own the SHIT out of it.

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Posted at: 8/15/09 05:09 AM

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My parents are awesome. My stepdad taught me how to torrent games, and my mom approves, hell, even supports my torrenting. I only get 25 bucks a month from them, and i download about 200 bucks worth of games in a few months.

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well, not really...but just once...(also Torrents are not really that bad)

last year...my father blamed me for using $761,000 on buying things off the internet...but he didnt realize that i cant, as i dont have a card...still, he suspended me from school for 10 days, locked meh in my room for a week...then, he realized his mistake

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I have to agree that some Gen-X parents are pretty clueless when it comes to computers.

My mum for example, thinks that Mozilla Firefox and Steam is slowing down the computer. It's not true, but I explain why.

Just say to your parents that it's not exactly copying, but 'sharing'.

I owe you 5 bucks if that actually works.

THERE IS NO MORE TO SAY.

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At 8/13/09 03:20 AM, Attacknun wrote: They just don't want to get fined 1000 bucks. You can owe a lot of fucking money for that.
Damn people asking for money. You should have just used limewire.

Hahahaha 1000 bucks that cute. Try eight times that - for one song. Also, torrenting is a fuck of a ot safer than limewire. Also you can use a proxy, but I think they can get around that.

Most of the cases the RIAA has charged exorbitant amounts of money in has been someone getting snagged from Limewire, and most of the time Limewire is crawling with viruses, spyware, and all the thing youre after are mislabeled so you get like a vectorpack or something but then you open it and its a 30 second flash of two girls making out asking you to buy shit - then your computer shuts down.

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Here's what you do; when your parents are asleep, boot it up in Safe Mode. Change the password. Then, download "XN Resource Editor" (it's free!). Open XN resource editor, go to "C:\WINDOWS\System32\" and open "shell32.dll". Edit the login screen with something done in paint that shows you "hacked" it. Your welcome.

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At 8/15/09 06:04 AM, FeedingAdiction wrote: Here's what you do; when your parents are asleep, boot it up in Safe Mode. Change the password. Then, download "XN Resource Editor" (it's free!). Open XN resource editor, go to "C:\WINDOWS\System32\" and open "shell32.dll". Edit the login screen with something done in paint that shows you "hacked" it. Your welcome.

Hmmm... Will that program work to just change the background of the login screen? Will it work for vista?

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At 8/13/09 03:19 AM, kaywire wrote: Delete Your parents.
Its the only way.

WARNING!

Are you sure you want to delete the files: "Parents"?


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revenge is necessary for this situation.
i suggest that the BBS starts comming up with ideas.

History is made.

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At 8/16/09 01:45 AM, MegamanZero360 wrote:
At 8/13/09 03:19 AM, kaywire wrote: Delete Your parents.
Its the only way.
WARNING!

Are you sure you want to delete the files: "Parents"?

Is it going to ask for administrator permission if I click yes?

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At 8/13/09 03:20 AM, michelinman wrote: TORRENTING IS ILLEGAL.

Only if you torrent illegal content.


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Authorities have been contacted.

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At 8/13/09 10:38 AM, loerandloer wrote: Stop complaining dumbass, They could of beaten your ass to a pulp.

And of course they will obviously get away with child abuse, just because their his parents. I think we can apply the same logic with rape as well! I mean why not? It's their kid right?

NOTE: if you're not seeing the image like this, then it is because your computer is possessed. You will need force a reload of the internet's lifeline, or kill it completely.

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I walked right up to my parents and out right told them that Emulators and ROMs were illeagal and they dont care. In fact they prolly happy they dont have to take me to flea markets anymore to look for N64 games. Im also thinking of getting bitTorrent my friend tells me its awesome.

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My mom didn't care for me downloading shit until Comcast e-mailed her, telling her about a copyright infringement on something I didn't even download.

She called Comcast and they told her all about how (my life got flipped turned upside down) file sharing can lead to people "hacking" into our computer and how I probably have 39042394 viruses. Thanks to that, she'll devour my soul if she finds out I'm doing it again, even though I've always been extremely careful with it. Fucking Comcast.

Oh wai-


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Uhm next time don't tell your parents? As easy as that.


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Whoa...Your parents really are stupid. Meh, use safe mode, change pass, use a proxy and µtorrent with a private tracker, and you're good to go.

Lol, my dad thought me how to download things, but he merely downloads music directly from rapidshare. He KNOWS he can't stop me from torrenting stuff, partially due to the fact that I have my own computer. My mom doesn't give a fuck.


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Wha-? How this has anything to do with the Strategic Studies Group is beyond me.

My parents fucking suck

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That's the gay shit especailly that your dad did that you should tell you mom that you will get movies for her or TV show's or something to watch. So that way you can download stuff for her.


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