Forum Topic: Bottle Pissing And Box Shitting

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Posted at: 8/13/09 12:37 AM

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I pissed in a coke bottle once, I was driving to toronto... and i did not want to get off the toll road and re enter as it would cost more money ( I think?) so I went in a 2 L coke bottle,

My dick did not fit in so i pressed the bottle on the head, and after pissing for a few seconds the pressure built up and blew piss out back at me, from that moment on i have never pissed in a bottle again....

I Stopped A Rape!!!
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no gory, that's just sick...

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Is this about what happened on stickam?

Because that was fucking HILARIOUS

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Posted at: 8/13/09 01:21 AM

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I pissed in a bottle once on a long car trip. All of a sudden, some asshole started tailgating me, so I conveniently lost my grip and launched the bottle right on his windshield. Best part was that a cop saw it all and gave me warning about being careful with my bottles and gave him a ticket for tailgating. How awesome is that?
As for box shitting, I did that once too, but I gift-wrapped it and gave it to my cousin for his birthday.


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You are a disgusting excuse for a human being, please remove yourself from the gene pool ASAP.


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At 8/12/09 10:20 PM, Wadezilla wrote: However, in my parents basement there is a sink right outside of the room that I Internet on. So I just piss in that.

I've found sinks to be very useful for taking leaks. Plus, if you're at someone's house, you don't have to deal with the odor.

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At 8/12/09 10:20 PM, Wadezilla wrote: I used to piss in bottles when I got lazy. However, in my parents basement there is a sink right outside of the room that I Internet on. So I just piss in that.

i too have peed in a sink

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this is no joke mate honestly i swear I do the same thing, not the shitting in boxes, but the pissing in bottles, I rmemeber my room had sooooo many bottles of piss once lol, its basically cause I'm too lazy and somtimes the bathroom is occupied, I never knew other people did it haha this is funny, all my mates think its disgusting but i just keep doin it lol. Pissing in bottles is alright but i would NEVER EVER take a shit in a box, that is just disgusting, ive taken a shit in a street once though


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I never do that in a box because I don't use any paper products, I just go in the various containers I've found at the dump over the years that I keep in my house. Most of the time, I shit into a tupper ware. I also like metal containers like the ones you use for camping or in the military. then i freeze them or keep them in the refrigerator for a few days. if you really seal the container tight, the shit can be stored much longer.

Have you ever tried to shove a frozen turd up your ass? I would highly recommend it unless you are inexperienced in the practice of Anal Brutalization. Although my feces fixation originally stems from my dislike for the idea that I am leaving waste upon the earth. For as long as I can remember, I've always felt that wiping oneself after a bowel movement was a complete waste of precious natural resources. Then when I was about 12, I found out on my own that if you re-insert it, or consume it, your shit (made out of previous shits) will eventually become smaller and smaller and then waterier and waterier, and thus, produces much less physical waste than the you normally would shitting in a toilet like all the judgemental sheeple that posted in this topic.

As for my urine, I'd estimate that 3/4ths of the time it's all I drink, straight from the source too, if you know what I mean. Whenever it rains, I collect the water in a gallon bucket (that I crafted out of semi-frozen fecal material, and baked in my homemade solar kiln/oven like a ceramic pot; it turned out to be surprisingly durable so I still use it) that I place under the end of gutter and drink about half a liter once or twice a week to dilute the concentration of uric acid. In the drier seasons from late summer to autumn, it doesn't rain as much as usual, so keeping this up becomes a little difficult, but I find it to be worth it in the long run. I never use a plastic bottle because, as an amateur guerrilla environmentalist, I find using unrenewable resources to be a more repulsive act than the actions described throughout this thread.

As for hygiene, I suppose never really clean up or shower unless you count walking around in the rain once in a while. The dried shit flakes off my body and sometimes i'll brush a bit out of my beard. Hell yes, I STINK. And I've been told my mouth smells like a sewer. That's theway I like it, and I'm damn proud! I may clear a few people out of a room when I walk in (although this isn't always due to my odor, I've been told I can be very longwinded when it comes to discussing my lifestyle, which I do as frequently as possible) but I haven't been thrown out of a Trader Joe's or Church yet. I don't live the way I do for you, I do it for Mother Earth and God, if you don't like it, deal with it, cuz I ain't changing any time soon (not my clothes and especially not my behavior).

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I was waiting for gory to tell the rest of newgrounds before a select few spilled it anyways.

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At 8/13/09 03:28 AM, MercatorMap wrote: I was waiting for gory to tell the rest of newgrounds before a select few spilled it anyways.

cats outta the bag

piss is outta the bottle

shits outta the box

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At 8/13/09 02:26 AM, Brass wrote: Gory will masturbate to everything scat related in this thread while wearing his mother's bra.

How many times have I had to say this by now? I don't use my mom's bras--I have my own.

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If there is no toilet around I piss in the sink or in a bottle on the road. I shat in the woods or on the side or the road. One I took a long tinkle on the trail and some couple drove by I had to finish it off so they got to see my cock. When they looked I waved it at them.

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My brother did it some time ago....fucking disgusting


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so this is why they say the quality of NG BBS is lowering...

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Of course! I do it all the time. When they're full, I send the bottles to poozy, and the boxes to that guy who made the rock driving thread...

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I piss in bottles, but I can't shit in a box. Never have. I can't because I would get the box soggy because when I shit, I piss too.

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never shat in anywhere but a toilet.
but i have pissed in many different places.

the picture/information posted above; is at least somewhat relevant to this topic.
if no picture exists, than please contradict this statement.

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Pissing in a bottle I can understand, you can seal that up nice and scent-free, but shitting in a box? What the fuck, does that not just plain smell wherever you put it?

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No, I've never done that. My toilet clogs up a lot, but if you're really desperate just go out in the forest.

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At 8/13/09 01:02 PM, Ericho wrote: No, I've never done that. My toilet clogs up a lot, but if you're really desperate just go out in the forest.

There are no forests around here.

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I only did it once but that's because I was little and reeeeeally had to go.

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This reminds me the Snipers "Jarate" from TF2.

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Posted at: 8/18/09 10:49 PM

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yeah I done it, don't be ashamed


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At 8/18/09 10:49 PM, riskyjoker wrote: yeah I done it, don't be ashamed

Very unexpected bump, and also, that's not enough information.

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Posted at: 8/18/09 11:17 PM

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Forget bottles and boxes, just use diapers, it's what I use.

I actually duct tape 2 baby diapers for each cheek and and a third one behind that to carry the load.

It really saves me time from going to the bathroom so I don't miss any action going on around my computer. I also don't have to get out of my wheelchair, which is a pain being 700 lbs.


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At 8/18/09 11:12 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:
At 8/18/09 10:49 PM, riskyjoker wrote: yeah I done it, don't be ashamed
Very unexpected bump, and also, that's not enough information.

who the hell are you you observant fuck?


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I pissed in a bottle last year and tricked a kid into drinking it.

He would steal anything that was food. We all got tired of it, so I pissed in a lemonade bottle, filled it up, cooled it down, and set it on the table. I warned everyone at the table not to drink it, and I retreated to the lunch line to buy my food.

Kid sits down, asks who's bottle it was. No one claims it, he takes it and drinks a big gulp.

Oh god, such good times.

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At 8/18/09 11:18 PM, riskyjoker wrote:
At 8/18/09 11:12 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:
At 8/18/09 10:49 PM, riskyjoker wrote: yeah I done it, don't be ashamed
Very unexpected bump, and also, that's not enough information.
who the hell are you you observant fuck?

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