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At 8/12/09 08:43 PM, TheMaster wrote: I don't know, your mam never complains, Sam.

OH HO HO BURN.

At 8/12/09 08:44 PM, citricsquid wrote:

At 8/12/09 08:43 PM, TheMaster wrote: I don't know, your mam never complains, Sam.

OH HO HO BURN.

You can't expect me to not take a setup that perfect. It's like saying "It's too hard" and expecting me to not say "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID".

At 8/12/09 08:45 PM, TheMaster wrote: You can't expect me to not take a setup that perfect. It's like saying "It's too hard" and expecting me to not say "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID".

Yeah, well, at least I'm not a fucking geordie.

At 8/12/09 08:46 PM, citricsquid wrote:

At 8/12/09 08:45 PM, TheMaster wrote: You can't expect me to not take a setup that perfect. It's like saying "It's too hard" and expecting me to not say "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID".

Yeah, well, at least I'm not a fucking geordie.

Man, people from Stafford don't even have a name. You're nothing.

At 8/12/09 08:40 PM, citricsquid wrote: Necessary songs.

What girl wouldn't want a man who cums blood?

At 8/12/09 07:42 PM, wreckages wrote: got me thinking, what do you guys do to soften up your lady friend?

Booze.

or for the singles, what have you done to impress a girl, did it work, did it go horribly wrong and you found yourself being more of a loner than thought out to be?

I've never gone out of my way to impress a girl. I generally just play it cool, don't speak much, and keep myself to myself. Generally girls get intrigued by "this strong, silent guy" and come talk to me. It takes little effort on my part and is a good way to make girls think that you're interesting and mysterious.

At 8/12/09 08:40 PM, citricsquid wrote: Necessary songs.

those boys are going to get quite the headrush from spinning their heads like that

At 8/12/09 08:47 PM, TheMaster wrote: Man, people from Stafford don't even have a name. You're nothing.

I'm a maverick.

PENIS GOES WHERE?

At 8/12/09 08:49 PM, onnet092 wrote:

At 8/12/09 08:47 PM, TheMaster wrote: Man, people from Stafford don't even have a name. You're nothing.

I'm a maverick.

Sam says (01:48):
man
fuck ng
I wanted to post
"I'm a maverick"
BUT NO
REACHED THE LIMIT.
David says (01:49):
man, I could have been all "YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON RYAN, GIVE ME YOUR BADGE"
and we could have eventually turned it into a Life on Mars quotes thread

He's trying to derail this thread mods plz ban

At 8/12/09 08:54 PM, Kickme123 wrote: He's trying to derail this thread mods plz ban

im convos not allowed plz ban

i have about 8 songs so far, gonna go for at least 10.

girl gon' love me

best way to become a non-single manbitch?

become friends with a girl, spend time with her, tell her you like her

job done

At 8/12/09 09:16 PM, dogstile wrote: job done

i was asking what the newgrounds community has done, i already have my princess+*+*+

At 8/12/09 09:16 PM, dogstile wrote: best way to become a non-single manbitch?

become friends with a girl, spend time with her, tell her you like her

job done

This, this, this. It just doesn't get easier than that.

At 8/12/09 09:18 PM, wreckages wrote: i was asking what the newgrounds community has done, i already have my princess+*+*+

Dawww =3. Well arent you just full of cuddles and puppies and nice shit =3

At 8/12/09 09:23 PM, FoAngel wrote: Dawww =3. Well arent you just full of cuddles and puppies and nice shit =3

oh, you. i am quite the catch, if you ask me

Oh, I see. I wish my boyfriend would make me a mixtape...

At 8/12/09 09:13 PM, wreckages wrote: i have about 8 songs so far, gonna go for at least 10.

girl gon' love me

Which songs are you putting on it? Just curious. And yeah, she probably will since music is practically the best gift ever.

I let her sit on my face.

Wait, what.

At 8/12/09 09:51 PM, agustana wrote: I let her sit on my face.

Wait, what.

So hawt.

And let's face it, we'd always suspected agustana...
=p

I've had two girlfriends, when ever I was in trouble it seems like making them laugh was the only way to make them stop hating me.

I also learned that having a girlfriend is a mistake and shouldn't be done no matter what.

At 8/12/09 09:50 PM, wtfyourface wrote: Oh, I see. I wish my boyfriend would make me a mixtape...

most guys won't admit to doing it, (or do it at all?), but don't take it to heart if he doesn't, i just happen to be a sensative little fag when it comes to her, it's sweet and all but she brings out a new side of me :D

Which songs are you putting on it? Just curious. And yeah, she probably will since music is practically the best gift ever.

i'm putting a mixture of songs that we've shared together as a couple (ie. 'our' songs) such as lovebug (jonas brothers! :D), 1234 (plain white tees), and some american idiot (green day - came on while we were doing the deed, haha), as well as songs that simply remind me of her :)

At 8/12/09 09:58 PM, Skilldiego wrote: I also learned that having a girlfriend is a mistake and shouldn't be done no matter what.

ahaha, i'd say women are definitely worth it

Buy her a dildo.

normally its the girls trying to impress me

At 8/12/09 10:19 PM, Wadezilla wrote: Buy her a dildo.

girl got ma dick, yo!

At 8/12/09 10:22 PM, jerry7007 wrote: normally its the girls trying to impress me

oh aren't you quite the robert pattinson

A guy once tried to impress me with the following line:

"maggie...wuld u be offended if i said you hav nice breasts? srsly, i have to fuck you at least once bfore i die."

And then we were married.

crotchless chaps

At 8/12/09 09:54 PM, Shakyjake wrote: And let's face it, we'd always suspected agustana...

Suspected what? / ; )

At 8/12/09 10:19 PM, Wadezilla wrote: Buy her a dildo.

Or this: http://www.createamate.com/default.aspx

The only thing i've done to really break through to her was hand-write her a letter when I was in shit with her for getting drunk and arguing

It worked a treat, but I spent ages writing it and it seemed pretty god damn stupid in the first place. Also, flowers and chocolates should never ever be utilised in any situation =/

:for the singles, what have you done to impress a girl, did it work, did it go horribly wrong and you found :yourself being more of a loner than thought out to be?

in b4 right hand jokes

They don`t like me and I`m realy sad about that.

They think I`m a nasty stalker. Why??