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Posted at: 8/12/09 07:42 PM
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so, i'm about to make a mixtape for my girl of all 'our' songs, because i'm partly in the doghouse
got me thinking, what do you guys do to soften up your lady friend? or for the singles, what have you done to impress a girl, did it work, did it go horribly wrong and you found yourself being more of a loner than thought out to be?
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Posted at: 8/12/09 07:44 PM
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I got into a fight to impress a girl, and lost horribly. She defended me and called my opponent "a jerk".
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Posted at: 8/12/09 07:45 PM
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At 8/12/09 07:42 PM, wreckages wrote: so, i'm about to make a mixtape for my girl of all 'our' songs, because i'm partly in the doghouse got me thinking, what do you guys do to soften up your lady friend? or for the singles, what have you done to impress a girl, did it work, did it go horribly wrong and you found yourself being more of a loner than thought out to be? in b4 right hand jokes
Yeah the best way IMO is to bring back something really memorable , like something that represents the first time you met , kissed , had a date etc. , always gets to em :]
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Posted at: 8/12/09 07:50 PM
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Posted at: 8/12/09 07:51 PM
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Mix-tape, dawww that's cute :3.
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Posted at: 8/12/09 07:52 PM
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The Bloodhound Gang is the music I get her to listen to when a relationship is going badly. Works every time.
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Posted at: 8/12/09 07:53 PM
At 8/12/09 07:51 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Mix-tape, dawww that's cute :3.
guys gotta do what a guys gotta do, eh?
Posted at: 8/12/09 07:55 PM
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Posted at: 8/12/09 07:58 PM
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At 8/12/09 07:51 PM, Rees303 wrote: Make her laugh like fuck!
Worked for me. No kidding.
And we both like bloodhound gang, so win. :P
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Posted at: 8/12/09 08:02 PM
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Getting a girl's attention is the not the only way to start something with them.
Posted at: 8/12/09 08:04 PM
At 8/12/09 08:02 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: Getting a girl's attention is the not the only way to start something with them.
it's a nice and legal way
Posted at: 8/12/09 08:19 PM
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My girlfriend can't resist me when I wear a waistcoat.
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Posted at: 8/12/09 08:22 PM
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Posted at: 8/12/09 08:25 PM
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At 8/12/09 08:19 PM, BrockManson wrote: My girlfriend can't resist me when I wear a waistcoat.
the waistcoat is now a babe magnet!
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Posted at: 8/12/09 08:29 PM
my girlfriend loves it when i wear a waistcoat too. what do you wear yours above? a t-shirt or buttoned shirt?
Posted at: 8/12/09 08:31 PM
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I tell them I write stories, which usually works. If it seems to spark an interest I might write them one.
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Posted at: 8/12/09 08:33 PM
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At 8/12/09 07:42 PM, wreckages wrote: in b4 right hand jokes
Well, since it wasn't free at the time, I guess I can't post here...
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Posted at: 8/12/09 08:34 PM
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:/ people still do that? wow ...i dont see whats the point..if she likes those songs wouldnt she already have them?
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Posted at: 8/12/09 08:35 PM
At 8/12/09 08:34 PM, Sawke wrote: / people still do that? wow ...i dont see whats the point..if she likes those songs wouldnt she already have them?
/ people still do that? wow ...i dont see whats the point..if she likes those songs wouldnt she already have them?
i'm doing it because it is cliche, and i know she'd find it sweet, and i know she does listen to her cd player quite a lot, so it'll be nice to have songs of these type on one cd :D
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For me havin some really good sex always seems to patch things up, just worry about her pleasure and makin her climax and not yourself. Afterwords throw in some cuddling and every bodies happy.
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Posted at: 8/12/09 08:36 PM
At 8/12/09 08:29 PM, wreckages wrote: At 8/12/09 08:19 PM, BrockManson wrote: My girlfriend can't resist me when I wear a waistcoat.my girlfriend loves it when i wear a waistcoat too. what do you wear yours above? a t-shirt or buttoned shirt?
Buttoned shirt. It looks much more sophisticated, as opposed to looking like some indy faggot kid. It's pretty much a roleplay in which I'm an italian waiter actually now that I think of it. Kinky.
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What I did to impress my girl was show that I share her views on females in the work enviroment. I'm not even touching music because she listens to Triumph while I listen to R. Kelly.
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Posted at: 8/12/09 08:39 PM
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Posted at: 8/12/09 08:40 PM
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Necessary songs.
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Posted at: 8/12/09 08:42 PM
At 8/12/09 08:39 PM, TheMaster wrote: I punch bears to death. No woman can resist the bloodied hands of a man who's just ripped the face off a grizzly.
David, you're fat, spotty and like science. The only girl you have to impress is your mam and even she thinks you're shit.
Posted at: 8/12/09 08:43 PM
At 8/12/09 08:42 PM, citricsquid wrote: At 8/12/09 08:39 PM, TheMaster wrote: I punch bears to death. No woman can resist the bloodied hands of a man who's just ripped the face off a grizzly.David, you're fat, spotty and like science. The only girl you have to impress is your mam and even she thinks you're shit.
I don't know, your mam never complains, Sam.
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