Ng, I Think I'm Allergic To Weed

[l0vemetal]

I've tried it a couple times in the past and whatever I felt, it wasn't being high. I've heard stories and being high seems enjoyable. Enjoyable was the last thing I've ever felt after smoking. Ever.

So, the other day my friend coaxed me into it. Yeah, I did it 'cause I'm a retard. Anyway, we smoked, put in a movie, and was chillin' out. All was well for the most part, and I pretty much felt drunk.

After about 10 or 15 minutes, though, my entire body felt like it was going to sleep and my vision blurs. After a while that "body-going-to-sleep" feeling spreads to my head and I feel like my brain is bleeding. Shit, this isn't good.

Now, knowing I'm not gonna get into TOO much shit, I talk her into driving my sorry ass to the hospita (lulz)l. Whatever was goin' on wasn't right, and if I'm about to die I wanna know, right?

So about 5 minutes into the drive I can tell my heart is beating like, super-super-super quick (on a side note I have heart problems anyway, and my heart's resting BPM is around 108, roughly 20 BPM higher than any "normal" person), so we're in dangerous terrirory. Now an important thing to remember here is I'm not freaking out, I'm not going off the wall with "OMG I'M GONNA DIEZ SHIT" bullshit. Before too long my joints lock up and I can't take my hands out of the fists that they put themselves into. I basically lose control of my motor skills and my head falls into said friend's lap. My eyes fade to complete white then black, and I can't hear, feel, or see a thing. I have no thoughts running through my head, and I'm just blank. This lasted prolly about 2 or 3 minutes, at which point the feeling began to wear off and I get to feeling relatively okay. Not normal every day okay, but compared to this ordeal, I'm feeling alright.

So after I go home and go to sleep ('cause that's the smart thing to do after you experience something like this, right? lulz), I awake the next day and I feel like I've been lifting weights for about 12 hours straight. I get ahold of my friend and she informs me that the pot was clean, she just felt high, and she only buys from one person.

So, NG, I think I'm allergic to weed. Did I die? Did I go into shock?

Whatever the case may be, I think I'll just stick to fueling my alcoholism from now on.

[kamelona]

Nice story, bro

[Kalandro]

FAIL.

You cannot overdose from weed.

Conclusion: You were just tripping out too hard. Your receptors are still fresh. Your a beginner.

[Tobi]

At 8/12/09 07:36 PM, kamelona wrote: Nice story, bro

I found the story to be cool.

[ToastedCupcake]

Sucks for you man.

[l0vemetal]

At 8/12/09 07:37 PM, Kalandro wrote: FAIL.

You cannot overdose from weed.

Conclusion: You were just tripping out too hard. Your receptors are still fresh. Your a beginner.

Being's I'm fine now I know it's nothing to be too terribly worried about. After pissing and shitting blood for the last couple days, though, iunno.

One of my friends in high school was allergic to pot and apparently he went into shock after smoking it.

[coporalbiscuits]

you died

[TheGodfather]

At 8/12/09 07:37 PM, Kalandro wrote: FAIL.

You cannot overdose from weed.

Conclusion: You were just tripping out too hard. Your receptors are still fresh. Your a beginner.

Are you fucking retarded? He said allergic! These are common simptons to being allergic.

OP, go look up info and see if your simptons match.

[igott]

At 8/12/09 07:37 PM, Kalandro wrote: FAIL.

You cannot overdose from weed.

Conclusion: You were just tripping out too hard. Your receptors are still fresh. Your a beginner.

He may of taken some very strong shit. If I were you, I would stay with the Green or Brown Kush until you start coughing.

Also, you never get high on your first hit.

[Chocomilk]

At 8/12/09 07:35 PM, l0vemetal wrote: I have heart problems

Then why would you try weed?

I'm a retard.

Oh.

[OneWordName]

At 8/12/09 07:37 PM, Kalandro wrote: FAIL.

You cannot overdose from weed.

Conclusion: You were just tripping out too hard. Your receptors are still fresh. Your a beginner.

FAIL.

Someone from the "Stoners Club" ought to know that you can be allergic to weed, like almost any other plant.

Conclusion: You're talking out your ass. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You're an ass.

[hateyou1]

Another waste of life trying drugs. Seriously, you're a loser. Stop doing that shit!

Fuck tard

[Slinging-Blood]

At 8/12/09 09:01 PM, hateyou1 wrote: Another waste of life trying drugs. Seriously, you're a loser. Stop doing that shit!

Fuck tard

Implying weed is a drug. Go back to abovetheinfluence.com you fucking moron.

[Yourmomsuckedme]

At 8/12/09 09:01 PM, hateyou1 wrote: Another waste of life trying drugs. Seriously, you're a loser. Stop doing that shit!

Fuck tard

Your probably the kind of person that thinks alcohol and tobacco are OK just because it's legal. Which is funny because they cause some really high death rates per year. Weed on the other hand....

[Otto]

At 8/12/09 09:01 PM, hateyou1 wrote: Another waste of life trying drugs. Seriously, you're a loser. Stop doing that shit!

Fuck tard

I know a lot of hard-working, normal and successful people who like to kick back and smoke some pot, y'know. My parents included, and we have a totally stable family, more so than most. Think again before assuming everyone who does drugs is doomed to no decent life. You're more likely to be fucked with that kind of arrogance.

[Eggys]

Eh, it's best to stay off that stuff anyway.

[SeeInTheDark]

It's perfectly reasonable that you just have a bad reaction to marijuana. I don't know if that's actually "allergic", but it's definitely a bad reaction. I have little doubt that a percentage of the population experiences something similar.

[GenArmegeddon]

Actually, funny you mentioned this... my friend recently discovered she was allergic to weed, and therefore cannot smoke it... or be around it.

Ouch.

[darkblackman]

At 8/12/09 07:37 PM, Kalandro wrote: FAIL.

You cannot overdose from weed.

Conclusion: You were just tripping out too hard. Your receptors are still fresh. Your a beginner.

He never said he OD'd..

[Serphyas]

It does take two or three tries for the effects of weed to kick in, which matches what you've told us.

My first time wasn't great either. Memorable, yes, but not great. I'd recommend that you at least try it one more time, and this time just remember to chill out a little bit. Weed ain't gonna do shit to you, dude; if you're not breaking out in a rash or hives, I'd say you're not technically "allergic."

But, of course, weed is not everyone's bag.

[Rutz]

You just got super paranoid.

[LuxuryEdition]

Weed only leads you to trouble. Only use it if you have a doctors prescription or it's legal in your area

[chubbthehippo]

I am intrigued.

[Luxury-Yacht]

Do you take any medications? It's possible that the marijuana interacted with something else in your system, especially if you have a prescription with a long half-life in the body.

[DragonFyre9]

Holy shit I'd end up an alcoholic if I was allergic to weed. Seriously if I can't slow down my mind then I get really pissed at people and get headaches.

[baumgd]

Well I'd have to assume you got both paranoid and had a mild allergic reaction.

I know a few people who are allergic to pot smoke (though many can still eat it for some reason) and feel nauseous or sick when they're around it. I've still never heard of anyone with a life-threatening allergy to pot though. So if you think you shouldn't be smoking the ganj then don't do it.

Still should try a special brownie someday though. Might work better.

[RocketBean]

At 8/12/09 07:36 PM, kamelona wrote: Nice story, bro

I see what you did thar....

[Warrickneff]

don't be such a baby and learn how to handle your smoke.

some people are 'sensitive' but that's no excuse. if you were actually allergic, what you should try doing is getting some sandpaper and rubbing it for a bit on the inside of your forearms, and then rubbing some weed on the scratches on one side only.

if it swells or goes red then you have an allergy/sensitivity.

[scarykid]

Dude if you are allergic to weed that SUCKS so bad man, I would fuckin hate if I was allergic to weed..

Though sometimes I experience shit like that, (this was before I started smoking a lot of weed so don't say it was the weed!) I used to like completely lose my vision and have a serious headache, it felt really fucking weird and I always thought I was going to have a brain hemorrhage or something...but ever since I have smoked pot I haven't got that feeling so it is like medicinal for me! :D

[killerjeff]

Weed is bad Johnny Depp, don't do it!