You are all my son's (even the women), therefore you need a little fatherly advice.
So tell me kids, whats troubling you? I'll see if I can help.
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dad, when i rub my cock this white gel ooze out of my penis, what is it?
I'M FABTASTIC
Where can I find a reliable business that evaluates the price of Comic books in the UK.
Seriously, Google gives me nothing!
I just notice his username. Don't ask him shit.
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I'm a gay furry who's written a yiffy story while still a minor and I enjoy the furry aspect of my life. But why, pa?
ahaha god damnit i'm here.
Daddy daddy HURRY!
I saw something SCURRY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-pu UU
But seriously dad, there's an idiot making threads on General.
The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.
What's troubling me you ask? Your sister's gag reflex is far too sensitive and can't handle my enormous white beef.
Stop That
Mom was moaning last night and when she stopped a black guy came out from your room, dad.
What happened?
At 8/12/09 07:11 PM, GATOONA wrote: I needs money from you.
Please gimme.
Earn your own money boy. Get a paper route, or better yet, suck off your uncle Leicester. He pays well and he is awfully lonely. Win/Win.
At 8/12/09 07:11 PM, tobi0 wrote: The condom broke...
That is quite the pickle, quite the pickle indeed. Well son, wear more than one condom next time.
At 8/12/09 07:12 PM, Jonny879 wrote: dad, when i rub my cock this white gel ooze out of my penis, what is it?
It's the new Herbal Essences Scalp Conditioner. I suggest you use it, you are an awfully dirty child, and your mother is getting sick of being near you. Quite frankly, so am I.
At 8/12/09 07:12 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Where can I find a reliable business that evaluates the price of Comic books in the UK.
Woolworths.
At 8/12/09 07:13 PM, arctic-zone wrote: I'm a gay furry who's written a yiffy story while still a minor and I enjoy the furry aspect of my life. But why, pa?
I don't know son, we have had this discussion. If I catch you with that shit again, I'm getting out the slipper. No jokes.
There's this girl that I like....
Who's dick do I gotta suck; her brother's or her dad's to get to her?
At 8/12/09 07:18 PM, TheThirdSix wrote: I have two dads. Which should I kill?
The gay one.
O wait...
Im still thinking about the time you caught me watching porn. Are you mad??
At 8/12/09 07:18 PM, DumbassDude wrote:
At 8/12/09 07:12 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Where can I find a reliable business that evaluates the price of Comic books in the UK.Woolworths.
But Dad! Woolworths went out of business! Get with the times!
If your my father then I must be Forrest Whitaker...
-THESNOOPSGUY
Why does daddy make me put his parts in my mouth?
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At 8/12/09 07:19 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: There's this girl that I like....
Who's dick do I gotta suck; her brother's or her dad's to get to her?
I shall help you with this one son, you can suck her brothers dick, and i'll take care of the father.
You are my spawn, therefore getting a woman or man into bed is mere ease.
If we are lucky, we can ALL engage in sexual pleasure, including the girl. But preferably without.
At 8/12/09 07:20 PM, reviewer2 wrote: Where do babies come from?
Male genitals. My male genitals.
At 8/12/09 07:20 PM, Rees303 wrote: Im still thinking about the time you caught me watching porn. Are you mad??
Not really son. Truth be told, I snuck into your room last night and masturbated to your face. We are even, but don't forget to do the dishes. Mommy and Daddy haven't been exchanging sexual pleasantries recently and quite frankly, you are dragging us down.
At 8/12/09 07:23 PM, Onepiece285 wrote: Why does daddy make me put his parts in my mouth?
When mommy doesn't put out, you are my alternative. It's the reason I had a son.
I'm becoming addicted to Monster energy drinks...
Larry Flynt <3
MANIAC KILLA BLOOD GET SPILLED SEE ME ON THE STREETS BITCH DON'T GET KILLED
If I was a serial killa. I would be strange and derange.. And I would never change
Why is cartoon network making live action shows?
I have nothing interesting to say... probably.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
Confusion will be my epitaph. As I crawl a cracked and broken path. If we make it we can all sit back and laugh.
But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying,
How can I save money? I always blow $100 and $200 in a little under a week on useless stuff and I need to save it sometimes. I'm bad with money father.
At 8/12/09 07:11 PM, tobi0 wrote: The condom broke...
Push the bitch down the stairs. oh and i have some trouble with columbian drug lords, i swear i didn't steal that coke.
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