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Posted at: 8/12/09 10:29 AM
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"It wasn't me, I promise!"
Now you try!
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Posted at: 8/12/09 10:30 AM
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"But dad does it.."
Did your life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea.
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I accidentally her vaginal cavity.
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Posted at: 8/12/09 10:31 AM
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I don't need a excuse to sleep with your sister.
ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH FOR THIS?
Posted at: 8/12/09 10:33 AM
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she told me to check for monsters in her bed.
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Posted at: 8/12/09 10:40 AM
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"She told me to come with here downstairs...."
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Posted at: 8/12/09 10:41 AM
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Wasn't that good...will not do it again.
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Posted at: 8/12/09 10:44 AM
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I like blondes and big tits, she's blonde and got big tits! It's not my foult!
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Posted at: 8/12/09 10:45 AM
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" ...But we love each other! "
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I thought it was my mother.
I made a kid cry I like taking sloppy shits on my hands.
Posted at: 8/12/09 10:46 AM
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I HAVE NEEDS!!!
That need to be fulfilled by having sex with my sister....The end.
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Posted at: 8/12/09 10:50 AM
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At 8/12/09 10:30 AM, Gagsy wrote: "But dad does it.."
Hahaha - we have a winner!
Also, "She raped me..."
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Posted at: 8/12/09 11:21 AM
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Best post yet.
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Posted at: 8/12/09 11:23 AM
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I thought she was my brother!
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Posted at: 8/12/09 11:24 AM
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i was just listening to "men at work" and they told me to go to a "land down under" sorry.....
Everything I say is obviously "Chicken Shit"
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she said there was a vagina in her bed and i thought * really * so i went to check it out and surprise surprise !!!
Litte did i know it was your sisters...
Posted at: 8/12/09 11:29 AM
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There is no excuse for inbreeding you incestuous Newgrounders . Honestly, how did this topic even cross your messed up mind, drugs? Whatever it is, I suggest you find a counselor immediately; this isn't even funny let alone thread worthy. That aside, I have no sister, but if you do inbreed, use a condom, and drink. Drink until you can't remember who you are.
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Posted at: 8/12/09 11:31 AM
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"You know me Dad, anything with a pulse!...Or Without..."
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Posted at: 8/12/09 11:32 AM
At 8/12/09 11:29 AM, SupraAddict wrote: Drink until you can't remember who you are.
I will do Mr. Addict sir. Would you like me to drink Vodka or Whisky? Its up to you how I don't remember my name...
Posted at: 8/12/09 11:34 AM
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"She was having her period. I didn't come up with the idea."
Posted at: 8/12/09 11:37 AM
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I like to poke your belly button with my finger. It wasnt my belly button. It wasnt my finger. End.
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Posted at: 8/12/09 11:40 AM
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You know you would as well.
Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.
Posted at: 8/12/09 11:41 AM
"It was either sleep together or watch Twilight.. And sleeping together will effect us psychologically less later in life."
Posted at: 8/12/09 11:42 AM
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Have you seen those tits?
Posted at: 8/12/09 11:44 AM
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"Oh, so you assume that since we're in the same bed, I've been fucking my sister? Oh, what a treat! Hahahahaha."
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Posted at: 8/12/09 11:45 AM
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Posted at: 8/12/09 11:49 AM
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"But... she told me I was adopted!!"
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Posted at: 8/12/09 11:50 AM
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"Pussy is pussy" " Sorry mom I was drunk when I came home late at night, I had a boner and I scared off uncle ronnie from her bed, so we were both horny at the same time at the wrong place" Yea thats what I would say, hum if it happened yea... Oh and did I mention my sister used to be my brother? I mean before that night
Mexico Meetup Bitches!
I was busy fapping when she came in to my room, tripped over and landed on my cock just before I came.
Posted at: 8/12/09 11:54 AM
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But Mum, Dad. I'm keeping up the family tradition.
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