What I want to do with litl kids...

[TheGodfather]

Nothing.

I wish to never have kids or have anything to do about them. But why do women always freak the fuck out when this conversation comes up? "Oh how about we have kids someday?!" "Umm... you're 16 for one and two, I never want kids" "OMG! What's wrong with you?!" Seriously, who wants an annoying brat to hold you down and ruin your hopes and dreams? Why?!

What about you Newgrounds? You going to have kids someday?

[Zexionz]

No! I ha8 kids.

[RED-X-MASTER-777]

I will, because People like you and me will be born

wow, what a gay answer... sounds like something Barney would say

And also, how will you have sex?

[Gagsy]

Oh you don't want to know what I want to do with little kids.

Seriously though? Jeez I'm 22 and still don't want kids, or want to think about it anyway. Girls just do tend to think more on the subject as we're like fucking brought up on it. We get baby dolls to push around in pushs then told of the birds and the bees. And our bio clock is always there, just laying in dorment.

[MultiCanimefan]

I would like to have children, but won't for personal reasons. And no, I'm not sterile.

[Krbyfan1]

At 8/12/09 12:04 AM, TheGodfather wrote: Seriously, who wants an annoying brat to hold you down and ruin your hopes and dreams? Why?!

Maybe a child is part of some peoples hopes and dreams :3

[RocketBean]

I want kids, but not for a long time. I want to accomplish as much as I can and get myself settled and stable before I make a serious commitment like this.

[Sekhem]

i want a kid so i can give my gift of hiv to them

[milinko959]

A child certainly won't ruin your hopes and dreams if you are responsible about it.

[InsertFunnyUserName]

As of right now, I don't want to have kids, though that may change as I get older.

I just hope I don't run into the situation of having a partner later on in life who wants kids while I don't. That's a nasty situation to get yourself into.

[NeonFlame126]

I'm sorry, what?

[Jarvid]

I think I could teach one karate so it would protect me and be my freind :3

[tweekee]

I hate anyone, and I mean ANYONE under the age of 10. I hate little kids, I hate other peoples kids, I just fucking hate KIDS. And anyone who wants kds can go fuck themselves and keep them away from me.

I hate kids.....So very much.

[DragonFyre9]

I wouldn't mind having a few slaves around.

[Frank-The-Hedgehog]

If I really want to torture someone, I'd bring them to this... horrible, horrible existence.

[Danavers]

Your family name will die if you don't. They are a huge money sucker though I agree. >=(

[Apocalvps]

This always bothers me. Someone you know had a baby and you're expected to say "Oh s/he's so cute;" or something to that effect. Babies are not cute. They are ugly, chubby, loud, and annoying. I HATE BABIES.

[GayN1gaEntertainmen]

I do not like children. But I like little men.

dillemma

[Skwurll]

I don't want kids, I don't know how to be a father.

[Sensationalism]

If it were up to me, I'd never have kids. Way too many bad things, not enough good things.

Doesn't mean I won't have any, but I'd rather not.

[Harmonik]

I'll think about it if I live past 30.

[flashwarrior]

Someday in my late thirties maybe. Or mid thirties. Depending on what I have accomplished and how my views have changed by then ect. ect.

[FoAngel]

i never want kids....ever.....i always think back to when i was a younger and how much of a shit i was.

i dont want to put myself through that

[Tinkco86]

Certainly not soon, because I need to get settled with myself first. Having a child is a huge financial responsibility. Later on in life, I would like to.

[TheGodfather]

At 8/12/09 12:39 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: If I really want to torture someone, I'd bring them to this... horrible, horrible existence.

This is about how I feel. I fear of becoming my own father.

[AnonymousAlchemist]

At 8/12/09 12:29 AM, NeonFlame126 wrote: I'm sorry, what?

That's what I was thinking when I saw this thread.

Anyways, I think it's funny what kids say. They say the weirdest shit about the simplest stuff.

Kids say the Darnedest things.

[Zexionz]

At 8/12/09 12:29 AM, NeonFlame126 wrote: I'm sorry, what?

lol pedobare joke

[therealanimator]

At 8/12/09 12:48 AM, GayN1gaEntertainmen wrote: I do not like children. But I like little men.

dillemma

you mean little penises?

[JKMonkey]

My fiancee is always bugging me about having kids, I always tell her I dont want any, because theyre to much trouble to raise and for what? So that when they get older they can blame you for how fucked up you made them, even though you tried your best to raise them right, fuck that shit.

[GolfChica]

Perhaps by the time you are 30 years old, have your career established as well as accomplish all the things you want during your youth, you might just be ready to settle down and look forward to procreating. Definitely don't do it because your girlfriend/wife wants to you to, otherwise you will be one of those shitty parents who don't give a crap about their kids. Do it when you feel a child would enhance your life, not drag you down. I waited until I was 27 and have the best little boy in the whole wide world and another due to arrive in October.