Ah, I'm throughly enjoying this thread up to this point. Sure your wit and humor are a bit lacking, but you're certainly sparking some hurt and intensifying the self-loathing that the majority of these lost, reclusive teens clearly possess.
Also, feel free to diligently attempt to belittle me. I presume this thread is either for humor purposes or to compensate for a possible inferiority complex. I'm leaning towards the latter.
And just for the sake of being critical, some of your humor is hypocritical and immature. Especially the jokes about having intercourse with user's family members. This is clearly on a prepubescent intellectual level and I suggest you avoid it to uphold your emotionless, all-knowing, false-front of superiority. The "lonely virgin" stereotype is cliche and unoriginal. A lot of the remarks in your "user evaluations" also have basis in the varieties of humor you claim to despise.
Your username also lacks originality and is just one of the many demonstrations of hypocrisy on your part. I will decide not dig into this any further and let you attempt to retort.
Sleep tight.