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Reversed pussy? 2009-08-11 23:35:43 Reply

I have a friend that I've known since I was 8, we'd always watch horror movies or look up disgusting stuff to see who would look away first, however, over the years, he has slowly become more and more of a pussy. Fucking really, I've offered him several times to watch some horror movies, hell even something like Saw,he's turned them all down, and this is coming from a kid who used to stare bravely into things like Ogrish, Rotten.com , and lots of other things,without even showing the slightest amount of disgust, and now he's afraid of Saw? NG I'm afraid my friend has grown in to a full-blown pussy and I need your help to get him back to the way he was, so tell me, what should I do?


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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-11 23:37:39 Reply

I don't watch horror movies myself. I find them boring and stupid as hell. I mean who can be suprised when they played music 2 minutes before the guy got stabbed.

It's all the same crap, and they're shitty movies in my opinion to start with.

Very weird thread title
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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-11 23:38:41 Reply

Tell him to quit being a vegetarian. You see when you're a vegetarian, you'll eventually acquire a disease called vaginitis. It's frightening stuff really.

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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-11 23:39:35 Reply

Bring him to a strip bar, watch what happens.

BTW, thats a misleading title.

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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-11 23:40:02 Reply

Forgot to mention, you're supposed to be some pussy-ass kid when you're young and then grow in to REAL MAN and handle things properly, but this is going in reverse, he started out a man and went to a pussy. ):


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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-11 23:40:13 Reply

It could be the type of gore. I mean, I can look at pictures of dead people in various forms and not bat an eyelash at it. I mean to me they're dead and they can't feel pain any more.

Give me something that shows someone in extreme pain or suffering, say like that one pic of the kid that got his hands stuck in a meat grinder and I get a bit squeamish. I have a friend who's the opposite of me.


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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-11 23:40:28 Reply

When I clicked on the topic, I expected to see an inside-out vagina. I am dissapoint.


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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-11 23:41:38 Reply

At 8/11/09 11:40 PM, tobi0 wrote: When I clicked on the topic, I expected to see an inside-out vagina. I am dissapoint.

seconded


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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-11 23:41:41 Reply

When I clicked on the topic, I expected to see an inside-out vagina. I am dissapoint.

I'm sure 4chan can provide you. Would that make you feel better, or is it too late now?


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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-11 23:42:07 Reply

Misleading titles FTW!

I was expecting a spam thread of the most sexual nature.

My advice?
Make him watch Rambo, He'll be manly about the 3rd time he's seen it.


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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-11 23:42:59 Reply

First of all, just a pet peeve of mine, doesn't anybody use the world 'coward' anymore? I find it much less offensive than 'pussy'.

Now, on to your topic, if your friend has grown into a more easily scared individual, it might be possible to show him a very lighthearted horror movie first, and then slowly move back into the 'High Octane Nightmare Fuel' territory you previously occupied. But, if he has just become too afraid of horror movies to watch them anymore, no matter, what I doubt there's much you can do.

There is also the possibility that horror movies are scarier nowadays than they used to be.

Also, reversed, it is yssuP.
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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-11 23:45:11 Reply

Maybe he actually experienced something disturbing in real life that wasn't an image on a screen that really shook him, and seeing stuff online reminds him of it.


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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-11 23:45:15 Reply

I'm with DND-Productions on this, slowly toughen the bastard up!

As for older horror movies, I'd say not just scarier in some sense but also a lot gorier. I mean I watched Friday 13th about 2 weeks ago...I was expecting more :(


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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-11 23:49:46 Reply

WHY DO YOU HAVE A MISLEADING TITLE!!!

Not MAD, Just DISSAPOINTED

And people jujst grow up! maybe he's not into the horror movies because he over watched them! :P


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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-11 23:53:18 Reply

At 8/11/09 11:42 PM, DND-Productions wrote: First of all, just a pet peeve of mine, doesn't anybody use the world 'coward' anymore? I find it much less offensive than 'pussy'.

Well, coward isn't the same as pussy. A coward is someone who runs away from a dangerous or scary situation in which he could stand up and be a brave man, the hero. The coward is someone who flees from the man challenging him after insulting his woman. The pussy is someone who flees from eating bull testicles and poking a dead cat.


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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-11 23:55:12 Reply

At 8/11/09 11:40 PM, tobi0 wrote: When I clicked on the topic, I expected to see an inside-out vagina. I am dissapoint.

I FUCKING KNOW!!!
YOU SICK FUCK! HOW COULD YOU KNOT HAVE AN INSIDE-OUT VAGINA!
fucking asshole..


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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-11 23:57:20 Reply

This thread is just one big mind fuck.


Derp.

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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-12 00:01:22 Reply

I don't think anything traumatic has happened to him, he's basically been the same over the years (except form the puberty things like "GIRLS ARE ICKY" to, "I FUCKING LOVE BOOBIES") And I've never recalled any tramautic experience he's told me of. As for the Rambo thing, I'll try it.


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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-12 00:03:50 Reply

maybe he doesnt like watch horror flicks with his friend but instead likes hanging with his gf and such


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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-12 00:04:35 Reply

Kick him in the cunt that will fix him.

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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-12 00:08:40 Reply

At 8/12/09 12:03 AM, froggerfreak wrote: maybe he doesnt like watch horror flicks with his friend but instead likes hanging with his gf and such

That bastard!

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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-12 00:11:29 Reply

1. Bring him to 4chan.
2. Tape his eyes open and strap him to a chair
3. ?????
4. Profit!


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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-12 00:39:12 Reply

You know the difference between horror movies and action movies?

In action movies, they fight back. That's about it.


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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-12 00:43:18 Reply

At 8/12/09 12:11 AM, RocketBean wrote: 1. Bring him to 4chan.
2. Tape his eyes open and strap him to a chair
3. ?????
4. Profit!

But thats overkill!


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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-12 01:01:50 Reply

i wonder how many people came to this thinking it was about a girls vagina reversed.
but you are stupid. who cares about horrow movies, maybe he finds you boring or just doens't like them any more.

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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-12 01:06:51 Reply

Kind of point out that he's more of a pussy than he used to be and ask him why he is like that?


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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-12 01:26:59 Reply

Not wanting to watch horror movies does not necessarily make him a coward. It could mean that he finally realized that gore stuff is stupid. What's the point of watching that kind of garbage?

Me, I'm just too much of a pussy XP

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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-12 01:27:54 Reply

At 8/12/09 01:26 AM, 142201 wrote: stuff

you stole my username

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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-12 01:27:55 Reply

At 8/12/09 12:43 AM, tobi0 wrote:
At 8/12/09 12:11 AM, RocketBean wrote: 1. Bring him to 4chan.
2. Tape his eyes open and strap him to a chair
3. ?????
4. Profit!
But thats overkill!

It must be done. It was foretold in the prophecy.


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Response to Reversed pussy? 2009-08-12 01:29:22 Reply

At 8/12/09 01:27 AM, RocketBean wrote:
At 8/12/09 12:43 AM, tobi0 wrote:
At 8/12/09 12:11 AM, RocketBean wrote: 1. Bring him to 4chan.
2. Tape his eyes open and strap him to a chair
3. ?????
4. Profit!
But thats overkill!
It must be done. It was foretold in the prophecy.

You were supposed to destroy the Sith not help them!


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