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Posted at: 8/11/09 10:49 PM
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This is why I don't fuck with relationships anymore. I swear most girls are absolutely fucking braindead.
Exhibit A
You only have to watch the first couple minutes to get the idea, but the whole thing is hilarious. Any of you guys have anything similar to this happen to you?
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Posted at: 8/11/09 10:58 PM
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i have had this happen to me. i dated some girl in high school and when i dumped her after being horribly annoyed of her, she stalked me to my house for a day or two.
it is true. he is AlWAYS watching!
Posted at: 8/11/09 11:00 PM
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Some women just go psychopath because they can't deal with being heartbroken. It's disgusting, really.
Posted at: 8/11/09 11:03 PM
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gay is the way!
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Posted at: 8/11/09 11:06 PM
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Sadly, this video doesn't really shock me.
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Posted at: 8/11/09 11:16 PM
It's nothing new really. I care more about snowboarding than i do being in relationships. Now getting laid on the other hand... haha.
Posted at: 8/11/09 11:17 PM
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Hi-fucking-larious I loved when she was like "I could hear you laughing in the background" the stupid bitch must have some damn good ears
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Posted at: 8/11/09 11:29 PM
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Ah, if he would have only posted the voicemails too. It was already hilarious (watched the whole thing), but if he included the voicemails, no doubt it would have been a meme.
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Posted at: 8/11/09 11:34 PM
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LOL. I liked how he showed the hateful text alongside a picture of him in Europe. But man I hope that stuff she said bout fuckin' that guy was bullshit D=
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Posted at: 8/11/09 11:35 PM
At 8/11/09 11:29 PM, newgroundskeeperjim wrote: If you love me don't read any of the other posts!!!111
that was by far the best part. went to his moms to drop off his shit and she told her that he'd been in europe the whole time. haha. i can't believe she cheated on him after only a week though.
Posted at: 8/13/09 12:10 AM
At 8/11/09 11:34 PM, Danavers wrote: LOL. I liked how he showed the hateful text alongside a picture of him in Europe. But man I hope that stuff she said bout fuckin' that guy was bullshit D= Class
I believe she did. That's a classic chick move. You've pissed me off, now i feel obligated to fuck something other than you.
Posted at: 8/13/09 12:12 AM
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Maybe you should just get better taste in women. You know, as in not picking retards.
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Posted at: 8/13/09 12:13 AM
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At 8/11/09 11:00 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: Some women just go psychopath because they can't deal with being heartbroken. It's disgusting, really.
and yet, it happens all the time... probably more than once a day.
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Posted at: 8/13/09 12:14 AM
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At 8/13/09 12:12 AM, milinko959 wrote: Maybe you should just get better taste in women. You know, as in not picking retards.
Ding ding ding, we have a winner.
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Posted at: 8/13/09 12:19 AM
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What a dense bitch. Notice at the end how she tried to get him to not read any of the other emails, like the one where she talked about how she'd fucked another guy out of spite.
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If /Thread wasn't banworthy, heh. It really is that simple, did it never occur to some of you to asses the personality of the person BEFORE you date them instead of DURING.? You have nothing to blame to but your own shitty taste in women. Curse yourself for your choices. Take some fucking responsibility. Damn brats.
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You may think they're not retarded. For 2 years. 3 years? But it always ends the same way. Every girl I've ever dated had something wrong with them, it's just a matter of how long it takes them to show their true colors. That's why i just stick with treating them like shit, which makes them put out. Don't ask my why.
Posted at: 8/13/09 12:20 AM
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At 8/13/09 12:10 AM, michelinman wrote: At 8/11/09 11:34 PM, Danavers wrote:
At 8/11/09 11:34 PM, Danavers wrote:
That's a classic generalization thar.
Posted at: 8/13/09 12:28 AM
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At 8/13/09 12:14 AM, KrustyTheClown wrote: At 8/13/09 12:12 AM, milinko959 wrote: Maybe you should just get better taste in women. You know, as in not picking retards.Ding ding ding, we have a winner.
That's not a winner. I tell you... unless you're dating a woman with some kind of natural overage of testosterone or something, you're dating a psychopath. She may only be an occasional psychopath... but vastly capable of psychotic-ness nonetheless.
Estrogen is the devil.
Posted at: 8/13/09 12:32 AM
At 8/13/09 12:28 AM, smokinjoeevil wrote: That's not a winner. I tell you... unless you're dating a woman with some kind of natural overage of testosterone or something, you're dating a psychopath. She may only be an occasional psychopath... but vastly capable of psychotic-ness nonetheless. Estrogen is the devil.
They hide it SO well sometimes too. I fully support the above message.
Posted at: 8/13/09 12:51 AM
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that was harsh! really harsh lol, funny vid though, I know my girl would never do that though........hmmmm....
Posted at: 8/13/09 01:13 AM
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Haha i laughed through the whole thing and the music added a nice touch
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Posted at: 8/13/09 01:41 AM
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holy shit im putting that in my signature
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Posted at: 8/13/09 01:44 AM
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Now I see why men can be gay nowadays.
I hate women.
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Posted at: 8/13/09 02:07 AM
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There's not too many women that hold up the fairer sex deal these days. If ever.
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Posted at: 8/13/09 03:21 AM
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Oh wow. I don't know whether to feel sorry, or to laugh at how stupid it was. But other than that, it is unavoidable. Just go for the ones without any real problems. They won't feel obligated to have you around to need you, but won't feel perfect and that they have no reason to wait for you...
On second thought, just bring your girl with you wherever you go. And keep a really close eye on her at all times.
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Posted at: 8/13/09 03:34 AM
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HAHAHAHAHA This is the funniest thing I've seen in 2 days.
Don't ask what I saw 3 days ago.
Attack nuns...
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At 8/11/09 11:06 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: Sadly, this video doesn't really shock me.
This seems like the general about of crazy fucking women out there. Oh well.
Shit's going good for me.
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