That's right NG, I was raped. Although I am a Professor, no higher power could have delt with the man that raped me today. Let me explain.
I was just strolling down towns square practicing my ABC's, while tuging my genitals in public, when all of a sudden, a down syndrome inflicted chap burst infront of me and said;
"HAY THER, UR PRETTY!" At first I was flattered, but the sex lust in his voice worried me.
"Um, well thank you good man, now if you will please excu-" I ejaculated quite bodaciously before he interupted me.
"I'M GOING TO KISS U NOA!" He spurted out of his lifeless, de ja vu inflicted face.
I attempted to run but his raw physical strength over powered me. He pushed me down and banged my nose against the concrete against the floor, several times, furiously. By this time, my head was split open and my nose was shattered completely. I wasn't amused. I pushed him off me and punched him in the face and he didn't respond at all, he just smiled at me with his gormless expressions, at first you'd think was retarded or something. You wouldn't be wrong.
So I resorted to calling him names like 'spanner', 'puff' and of course, 'spakka'. These names upset him greatly and his temper erupted, I had never seen such an angry mentally handicapped indivigual. But before I could examine his rage and the hilarious look on his face, he grabbed me by the leg and swung me against a concrete wall.
He pushed me against the wall and pulled down my pants, he slipped his thumb up my rectum, unfortunately for him I have a very sensitive bum and shat all over his fingers. I thought this would turn him off, but he just wiped it all over his face, the smell was baffling. He grabbed his cock and started to masturbate with great rage, squealing at the top of his booming voice, I was terrified. I caught a glimpse of his cock, and it was massive, never have I seen such a dinosauric cock. He pushed his cock deep into my dry, dusty arsehole, and proceeded to fuck me. It was so painful, but he was just laughing, laughing triumphantly as I screamed in hysterics. He would punch me in the back of the head when I passed out, and awaken me to the constant pain of my arsehole cracking wider. Blood started to gush from arsehole, and 5 minutes later it started to come out my ears. I started to get worried.
He exploded in my arsehole, I felt like my whole body expanded, it somehow shot up my intestines and into my lungs. I fell to the floor, covered in cum and blood. He giggled and started to stomp on my head, and I can't remember much from then. I woke up several hundred hours later in a corn field, with a man lying over the top of me, spitting on my head. I quickly pushed him off, bludgened his head with several stalks of corn, and went back to my bourdier.
So here I am NG, and I still haven't showered. Discuss.
