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Posted at: 8/10/09 06:01 PM
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You're not funny.
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Posted at: 8/10/09 06:02 PM
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But they talk about their periods and how shit men are over and over and over again.
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What about the men?
Posted at: 8/10/09 06:03 PM
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The Sarah Silverman Program only offered a few cheep laughs. Otherwise, I completely agree.
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Posted at: 8/10/09 06:05 PM
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i agree.
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Posted at: 8/10/09 06:06 PM
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Lisa Lampanelli begs to differ...
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Posted at: 8/10/09 06:08 PM
At 8/10/09 06:06 PM, fli wrote: Lisa Lampanelli begs to differ...
Oh god I can't stand her.
All she does is curse and say "offensive" things constantly.
She's the Carlos Mencia of women.
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At 8/10/09 06:02 PM, Raguel wrote: But they talk about their periods and how shit men are over and over and over again. Guffaw!!!
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Here here! Some are funny, but its a rare sight/sound.
Can you name any good ones you ask? Truth be told not off the top off my head. But there's loads of male ones. Now that list could go on. Actually maybe Sarah Silverman. It's actually quite tough to name some of them.
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Posted at: 8/10/09 06:09 PM
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Meh, most of them aren't funny.
Some I can get a few laughs from.
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Are you watching that right now as well?
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You watching Dave too?
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...as she's an unfunny whore whose routine relies solely upon her massive fucking twat and the fact that she likes chocolate dick.
I do, however think it's wrong to assume that all female comedians are unfunny. it's like stereotyping. Phyllis Diller is way funnier than most of the shit you see on Comedy Central.
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Posted at: 8/10/09 06:11 PM
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I find Lucy Porter funny but that's because I want to shag her, even if she does look a bit old at times.
Jo Brand on the other hand is just a big, fat, unfunny mess. She should have stuck to nursing.
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Lisa Lampanelli is fucking terrible. Not funny at all.
She tries to be as offensive as possible to be funny, and instead, she fails at both.
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Posted at: 8/10/09 06:12 PM
At 8/10/09 06:09 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: You watching Dave too?
I was enjoying it until she came on, I've gone form "this is pretty funny" to "what the fuck is this shit?". I hate female comedians, jo brand is the only bearable one.
Posted at: 8/10/09 06:14 PM
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A lot of male comedians are shite also. :)
Posted at: 8/10/09 06:16 PM
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yup. sarah silverman is pretty funny though, as others have stated. but besides her, i cant think of any decent female comedians.
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I agree, as I have only laughed about twice during any female comedians performance.
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Posted at: 8/10/09 06:18 PM
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I agree. But I got a few laughs out of Lisa Lampanelli. A few other than that she sucks.
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Posted at: 8/10/09 06:19 PM
At 8/10/09 06:12 PM, citricsquid wrote: I was enjoying it until she came on, I've gone form "this is pretty funny" to "what the fuck is this shit?". I hate female comedians, jo brand is the only bearable one.
Dave is rubbish at the moment. I swear I've seen everything they've ever shown. They love to show the live at the Apollo programmes with the women comedians.
Other than those rally programmes.
Posted at: 8/10/09 06:20 PM
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Ouch.
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The only way women can be remotely funny is if they act like men. But then again, that takes away the whole 'sexy' factor of it being a woman because women can't be sexy and funny. If they're not sexy and they're only remotely funny, you think "I could be watching a man do this 10x better."
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At 8/10/09 06:14 PM, xsdemonite wrote: A lot of male comedians are shite also. :)
Maybe, but all female comedians are shit.
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Posted at: 8/10/09 06:23 PM
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I have been watching stand up comedy for a very long time. There are many very good comedians. you just have to dig for them.
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Posted at: 8/10/09 06:24 PM
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I actually saw this one comedian once on.....I think a HBO channel. She was funnier than a good majority of male comedians, and she didn't touch upon subjects like her boyfriend and what not.
Anyway, why can't chick comedians talk about chick stuff anyway? It's what they know, like how a married dude uses his family or a guy who has no life makes fun of himself.
Posted at: 8/10/09 06:26 PM
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The only good comedians are Penn and Teller, and anyone who jokes about the bible.
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Posted at: 8/10/09 06:27 PM
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You only like her because she fucks minorities.
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