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Posted at: 8/10/09 12:29 PM
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HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH COCAINE. ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR BORING LIFE AS A LOUD OBNOXIOUS TELEVISION SALESMAN? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER. COCAINE GOES DIRECTLY UP THE NOSE AND WILL PROVIDE HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT NO QUESTIONS ASKED. YOU'LL BE GOING 90 ON THE FREEWAY WHILE NAKED AND EATING PEANUT BUTTER FROM A PARAPLEGIC STRIPPER'S VAGINA. HERE'S HOW TO ORDER: JUST GO BEHIND THE GAS STATION ACROSS FROM THE WAFFLE HOUSE AND ASK FOR JULIO. KNOCK 2 TIMES OR YOU WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT.
Posted at: 8/10/09 12:30 PM
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A Little late on that.
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Poor poor Crackhead Mays.
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Yeah, I know, it's sad. But remember, casual cocaine use doesn't kill people. Mays had chronic, untreated, heart disease.
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Posted at: 8/10/09 12:34 PM
At 8/10/09 12:30 PM, speeling wrote: A Little late on that.
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At 8/10/09 12:30 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: Yeah, I know, it's sad. But remember, casual cocaine use doesn't kill people. Mays had chronic, untreated, heart disease.
Coke and inflated hearts don't mix well over time. I'll miss this man no matter what.
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Posted at: 8/10/09 12:36 PM
At 8/10/09 12:34 PM, GiantDouche wrote: At 8/10/09 12:30 PM, speeling wrote: A Little late on that.Eat my dick.
Where is it?
Posted at: 8/10/09 12:37 PM
At 8/10/09 12:36 PM, speeling wrote: At 8/10/09 12:34 PM, GiantDouche wrote: At 8/10/09 12:30 PM, speeling wrote: A Little late on that.Eat my dick.Where is it?
In my leopard striped panties. Rawr.
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it was fake, apparently.
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Posted at: 8/10/09 12:38 PM
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Wahahahaha, this thread cracks me up.
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Posted at: 8/10/09 12:39 PM
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Posted at: 8/10/09 12:41 PM
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Incredibly. This has been done before way too many times. Shut the fuck up and let the man rest in peace.
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Posted at: 8/10/09 12:52 PM
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i used to sell him his fix ! we used to call him billy snuffnose mays
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Posted at: 8/10/09 12:53 PM
At 8/10/09 12:37 PM, GiantDouche wrote: At 8/10/09 12:36 PM, speeling wrote: At 8/10/09 12:34 PM, GiantDouche wrote: At 8/10/09 12:30 PM, speeling wrote: A Little late on that.Eat my dick.Where is it?In my leopard striped panties. Rawr.
May I just slowly...pull it down, while electronica music plays in the backround?
Posted at: 8/10/09 01:00 PM
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Woah, this thread's getting good.
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Posted at: 8/10/09 01:14 PM
At 8/10/09 12:53 PM, speeling wrote: In my leopard striped panties. Rawr.May I just slowly...pull it down, while electronica music plays in the backround?
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Posted at: 8/10/09 01:22 PM
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thats just sad...
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Posted at: 8/10/09 01:43 PM
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i friggin love cocaine
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Posted at: 8/10/09 02:00 PM
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Wow, you really ARE a giant douche.
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Posted at: 8/10/09 02:02 PM
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Posted at: 8/10/09 02:04 PM
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Out of all the celebrities...Billy Mays dies from reasons related to cocaine. A product pitchman. I have to say I didn't see it coming...
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It was the Shamwow guy... we all know it.
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Posted at: 8/10/09 02:05 PM
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I thought it was brains cocaine fucked up.
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I have eaten shrooms, smoked weed and taken ectasy, but I would NEVER snort coke. You know how addicting that shit is?
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Posted at: 8/10/09 02:11 PM
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You're a little late, my friend.
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Posted at: 8/10/09 02:34 PM
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At 8/10/09 02:11 PM, Zoidz wrote: You're a little late, my friend.
Yeah,i saw a thread like this before.
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Posted at: 8/10/09 02:46 PM
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hes shouting at angles
Posted at: 8/10/09 02:47 PM
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It figures, I mean he was obviously a crackhead.
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Posted at: 8/10/09 02:51 PM
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Mays was an asshole, I saw one episode of pitchmen and wow Billy was acting like a complete asswipe.
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