At 8/10/09 12:20 PM, Eggys wrote:
1. Is 15 or 16 years old.
Joined at age 18, currently 19 and will be 20 in September.
2. Owns a Wii, and either a PS3 or a 360.
No Wii, and it's more my brother's 360 than mine.
3. Has at least one parent that left him when he was a baby. This parent might have been replaced by a stepparent.
No.
4. Has some acne. Not too much or too noticeable, but some.
Yes, that applies in my case.
5. Plays the guitar. Or at least tries to.
Nope.
6. Is Atheist but only admits it online.
Once upon a time, I had a crisis of faith. A religious experience or two fixed that.
7. Used to play WOW.
I've never used anything closer to an MMO than NG.
8. Owns a cell phone and never uses it.
Nope. Too damn broke, and I have no use for it.
9. Has slight homosexual tenancies.
In such a confusing world, with gays and transdikoni running around everywhere, you almost have to be me to not be queer.
10. Is not a female.
Obviously. Though there are some females who make it big here, and that's not to be ignored.
11. Attends middle school, or is about to.
Try "Attends college, or is about to." You'd hit nearer my mark.
12. Has a crush with every other girl he meets. Likes 1/10 guys he meets.
Not exactly, unless you take out the "guys" part and say it's in anime or video games.
13. Hardly interacts with other kids at school.
I interacted enough with others, though I'd much rather talk to people online, where nobody has to see my hideously fat face.
14. Is failing at least one class in school.
I'll admit, I failed a few.
15. Always goes to Newgrounds when he's supposed to do his homework.
So true... But NG is just that much more interesting than another fucking study guide on whatever shitty book that we're forced to read in English.
16. Is sentimental about certain childhood toys.
Most definitely. My stuffed dog Pershey is something I never want to lose.
17. Has been begging his parents to buy him a new computer, but they won't because at least one of them is unemployed.
Not really. I have asked my dad to let me try out Linux, he wasn't receptive to the idea, but why do I need a new computer, I just got this one in 2007. Also both of my parents have jobs.
18. Has tried to commit suicide at least once but failed miserably.
May 2008, and August 2008. The second time landed me in a hospital for a week.
19. Is angry at his siblings.
I go beyond that and would love to see my brother sold into slavery or killed.
20. Is still upset about losing his first girlfriend when he was 13.
It was 15, and she wasn't my girlfriend, and she was only "lost" because of some 21-year-old pedo fucker. Now, I'd love nothing more than to see all pedophiles put to death in as brutal a manner as possible, or at least castrated.
21. Is socially and economically liberal.
Once upon a time, but thank God that's over.
22. Hates South Park and Family Guy and the "movie" movies, even though he hasn't seen all of them.
Only Family Guy. South Park is tolerable, usually, and I've never seen the "Movie" movies so I can't judge.
23. Hates Republicans.
I am one, actually. As are both of my parents.
24. Is never dressed properly.
I guess that's true during the summer. I spend my afternoons and nights dressed in ill-fitting shirts and shorts, and my mornings sleeping in my underwear.
25. Has a very messy room.
Yes, times 71.
26. Says he dislikes anime and Twilight, but secretly likes them.
I love anime, and have never read Twilight but I can tell you that after that shit got popular, vampires lost about half of their "cool" factor. Except Remilia and Flandre Scarlet, they're still awesome.
27. Shops at Hot Topic sometimes.
Never even seen one.
28. Is American and lives on the east coast.
Close enough.
29. Masturbates daily.
Depends on if I find anything good on a Paheal crawl.
30. Is overpopulating this planet.
A lot of them, yes, but I'm actually earning the right to contribute to society with my education.
