apparently its easy to get laid

[The-word-destroyer]

Now what you require is a phone... And some numbers... OF the opposite sex. You gota be able to text though because i have just come to realize the joys of DTF which is text slang for down to fuck?

You see it's easy! just send that text to all of you're friends that our girls. Or for the girls reading this send to all your friends that are guys. Unless your gay then do whatever makes you happy.

Sned them : dtf? and if they say no it does not have to be awkward what so ever. and if they do not know what im means simply put this as a reply to keep it from being awkward: Lmfao it means down to fuck? You up for it? I have tested this 3 times. first 2 said no. Then i simply changed the subject and we we were talking about random shit. 3rd person said yes. That's why im skipping school today and waiting for her to come over here in bout 40 minutes. I have not been laid in 6 months and im fucking horny.

But yeah it's that easy and it doesnt have to be awkward what so ever!

[HungarianSupermarket]

1. Don't be a socially awkward fucktard.
2. Get laid.

[Biscuit-head]

At 8/10/09 10:39 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: 1. Don't be a socially awkward fucktard.
2. Get laid.

1 and a half worked for me.

[HungarianSupermarket]

At 8/10/09 10:40 AM, Biscuit-head wrote:

At 8/10/09 10:39 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: 1. Don't be a socially awkward fucktard.
2. Get laid.

1 and a half worked for me.

You must be doing it wrong. Try harder.

[HolyTomato]

Sex has always been available on the corner as long as you have some cash...

[MultiCanimefan]

At 8/10/09 10:38 AM, The-word-destroyer wrote:

That's why im skipping school today and waiting for her to come over here in bout 40 minutes. I have not been laid in 6 months and im fucking horny.

That's why I'm skipping school today.
That's why I'm skipping school.
Skipping school.

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[CalumnJohnston]

Woah, this really does work.
I just text my granma and she said yeah!!

[The-word-destroyer]

Shit's crazy lol. I did text my friend yestarday if she was dtf. She said "not right now im not relaxed"

So that means i just got aask her in the future!

Hooray for pure meaningless sex where all they want is your cock and not your personality!