At 8/9/09 06:00 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: How can one find masturbation fun and exciting?
It does make you happy.....
trying to discover the cure for cancer,
Who says its not my cum?
building the most intelligent robot,
Who doesn't base intelligence on the ability to masturbate?
figuring out the creation of life,
Well, I know the creation of current life involved something more easily understood online as "Co-op Masturbation"
Ive had sex with grandma, apple pie, and baseball. That means that i have had sex with america.
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At 8/9/09 06:00 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: How can one find masturbation fun and exciting?
There are tons of things to do and discover in life, like climbing the highest mountain, exploring the deep mysterious sea, trying to discover the cure for cancer, building the most intelligent robot, landing on Mars and building a colony, figuring out the creation of life, ridding man of hunger!
All those things take ages and give a shitty feeling when completed. Wanking gives instant satisfaction.
You idiots sit in a quiet dark room, wasting your time by beating your filthy organ repeatedly. How wasteful of such a short life, when there are those advancing into the future! How shameful.
Good for them, I couldnt care less though I would prefer to wank than 'advance the human race'
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At 8/9/09 06:00 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: How can one find masturbation fun and exciting?
There are tons of things to do and discover in life, like climbing the highest mountain, exploring the deep mysterious sea, trying to discover the cure for cancer, building the most intelligent robot, landing on Mars and building a colony, figuring out the creation of life, ridding man of hunger
Or fucking the hottest chick, Getting 10,000 post on NG, or even quitting World of Warcraft!
You guys are wasting your time!
At 8/9/09 06:00 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: How can one find masturbation fun and exciting?
Tell me: Have you even try it?
There are tons of things to do and discover in life, like climbing the highest mountain, exploring the deep mysterious sea, trying to discover the cure for cancer, building the most intelligent robot, landing on Mars and building a colony, figuring out the creation of life, ridding man of hunger!
Every one of us are too lazy to do those things
You idiots sit in a quiet dark room, wasting your time by beating your filthy organ repeatedly. How wasteful of such a short life, when there are those advancing into the future! How shameful.
How about you try it and realize why people do it?
Well... If you do add it all up you've probably wasted a good week or two of your life beating your meat. Hmm...
This guy is totally not a troll.
At 8/9/09 07:03 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Thing is, I don't get the urge to climb a mountain every two hours.
Hahaha, it's true.
Without masturbation the world would be one step closer to perfect, and we don't want that.
Hahahah @ this thread
If only Newgrounds knew...
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At 8/9/09 09:56 PM, wtfyourface wrote: Hahahah @ this thread
If only Newgrounds knew...
Knew...?
At 8/9/09 09:53 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: This guy is totally not a troll.
This should have been established at the first post, but I'll ignore that.
Well, have you ever done any of those things? Of course not. And besides there are already people doing most those things anyways, and some try to but die failing. Do you want to die? Exactly.
If you want to then go ahead. You're not getting anything good out of most of that because you'll never reach it.
Never.
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I'm gonna go back to my room and be awesome.
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Y'know, the point of trolling is to NOT let people know that you're trolling. This is pretty damn obvious IMO.
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4/10 on troll attempt, you got some people in the beginning, but you were discovered pretty quickly. Lurk moar for better results
At 8/9/09 06:00 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: How can one find masturbation fun and exciting?
There are tons of things to do and discover in life, like climbing the highest mountain
u can die
, exploring the deep mysterious sea,
....u can still die
trying to discover the cure for cancer,
....u can get cancer and then die
building the most intelligent robot,
the robot might kill me
landing on Mars and building a colony,
....dude U CAN STILL DIE!
figuring out the creation of life,
your brain might expload!
ridding man of hunger!
....hmm cant find anything negative about this one....fk!
no wait got it! that would just increase the # of lazy fat people on earth!LOL!
You idiots sit in a quiet dark room, wasting your time by beating your filthy organ repeatedly. How wasteful of such a short life, when there are those advancing into the future! How shameful.
....if u read this I couldnt even look @ porn if I wanted 2......my family is always around.... ALWAYS!
so maybe U could change it to "whoever masturbaits is to pussy to do any problem solving shit!"
.....think about it.....
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¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥! LOL!
At 8/9/09 06:00 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: How can one find masturbation fun and exciting?
I came.
what was that?
sorry i was just jacking off
If you are reading this, you are a dick. If you are typing this, you are an even bigger dick.. o wait...
At 8/9/09 06:00 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: How can one find masturbation fun and exciting?
There are tons of things to do and discover in life, like climbing the highest mountain, exploring the deep mysterious sea, trying to discover the cure for cancer, building the most intelligent robot, landing on Mars and building a colony, figuring out the creation of life, ridding man of hunger!
You idiots sit in a quiet dark room, wasting your time by beating your filthy organ repeatedly. How wasteful of such a short life, when there are those advancing into the future! How shameful.
QUIET DOWN! it's hard to fap when you keep bitching like that!
DAMMIT! it's hard enough with my music on...but with you? hell noes!
STFU N00B!!!1!
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
I went 2 weeks without it once. When I came I thought I gave birth. I could have sworn it looked at me!
Do you realize your a hypocrite.
" I'm not bullying any one, I'm just giving out really harsh constructive criticism"
Hahaha, this thread is amusing. Obvious troll, but whatever.
Masturbation is a harmless way to pass the time. The NG community is going to spend their time in a dark room with no light but the one from their monitor anyway, so why not be enjoying yourself at the same time? And trust me, it's not just the guys.
I think you're doing it wrong.
I'll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
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At 8/9/09 06:02 PM, Breaderer wrote: you sound like one of those preachy annoying bible bangers
I'm not a bible banger and I haven't jerked off in my life either.....
.
why is it that people feel the need to come on this forum and bitch about nothing? seriously. Have you nothing better to do?
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At 8/10/09 01:01 AM, moquaga wrote: Have you nothing better to do?
Um... no.
In hindsight, there isn't one person who will say he doesn't regret masturbation, but it's a normal part of life mah boi. Just because the OP's accomplishments have given him an inflated ego doesn't mean he has the right to flame people who are most likely just younger and less experienced in life than he is.
...I had a victory masturbation after i climbed a mountain. i jwanked off a cliff i like to think it hit someone on the head
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