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This is why I stay indoors.

Intresting how this story is so similar to the one on your profile page. Both times you were drunk then blah blah blah then the police come then blah blah you're arrested. Don't have a lot of luck do you?

Well, For christmas i got a new phone, Sony erricson k800i and its lovely.
£70
A blanket
Lots of aftershave
and other shit :)

But on the downside Im grounded :( I shall tell the story of how I was grounded, to make this blog a little more worth reading ;P

Me and some friends stayed at this guys house. We drank lots of cider and decided to sneak out at 1am (Bad move)
We are dickheads. We made lots of noise and climbed on a garage and put 2 holes through the roof and invaded a few peoples gardens and stole someones watering pot.
We were strolling down the road very proud of our theft and then a police car pulled up beside us. Me, J and C decided to run for we knew if we were caught we'd be taken home and grounded :( The 2 fat ones couldnt be assed to run and stayed where they were.
So we ran like hell, I was sprinting behind joe and his shoe fell off, leaving him at a disadvantage.
I overtook him and fucked off down an alley, literally dived over a fence and hid in someones garden for about half an hour. J meanwhile followed me into the alley but i by then was out of sight. The coppa rugby tackled him to the ground and pwnt him :D I however escaped cuz im great :)
The cops took J home and told him mum and his mum told my mum, so, despite all my efforts, Im still fucking grounded.

So yeah, atleast now I have enough spare time to fucking get to level 80 on wow =D

I would kick you out instead of grounding you.. consider yourself lucky,

IMO you got off pretty easy. Had the police not shown up, the Chinese might have butchered you and you'd have been tomorrow's "Beef & Broccoli", or maybe the "Orange Chicken".

Sounds like you got off easy.

hmmm, there seems to be trechery afoot!

Must be an awful nice cell to have a computer with internet access in it.

Lol fyi everyone this story is true so dont bother with your "LUL HE'S OBVS TROLLING LUL" And TheReno who thought he was contradicting me by posting my blog. Yeah that's from December, its August.

I expected a timeout to be honest. It was only alcohol, its not like you are only a few years away from being 8 years from drinking.

Parents are such dicks.

At 8/8/09 08:02 PM, xWilson wrote: These storys are not interesting at all.

Your comment is very interesting, I feel ashamed quoting it.