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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-08 19:17:59 Reply

Join in with the noise for the lulz.


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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-08 22:17:42 Reply

I'd listen, i mean why not?


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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-08 22:19:54 Reply

tell them to STFU and stop fucking like rabbits.

I'll watch porn if I wan't to hear that shit.

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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 00:06:13 Reply

Next time I go over there, if they start I'm going out side and recording it.

I think I'd rather file a noise complaint then join in.


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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 00:40:09 Reply

At 8/9/09 12:06 AM, tarahloveshentai wrote: Next time I go over there, if they start I'm going out side and recording it.

I think I'd rather file a noise complaint then join in.

Do it, do it. Then put it on the internet like everyone else has said, I will lol so much at this shit.

You should join in though lol.


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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 00:45:21 Reply

I'd wrap the towel around me and go, "Oh... hello..."


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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 01:07:56 Reply

At 8/8/09 04:45 PM, Lamar537 wrote: I'd fap to it.

This.


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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 01:11:16 Reply

lol that's funny.


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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 01:23:42 Reply

That sucks man. They're a couple of attention whores, just kick the guy in the nuts and cunt punt his partner.

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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 02:44:30 Reply

At 8/8/09 04:45 PM, Lamar537 wrote: I'd fap to it.

^^^Word^^^


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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 03:09:55 Reply

ask if you can join the orgy. :3


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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 03:14:25 Reply

U should bounce on the bed, after a few minutes, they will invite u in.


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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 03:14:38 Reply

Rewind about a year and a half ago:

So I live in apartment as well, and I have a neighbor I never talk to (next door) that is a female roughly the same age as me. And literally 2 weeks after i break up with a girlfriend of 3 years (We had sex 3 or 4 times a week) my neighbor decides to get a boyfriend or something, because about every other day or so, i'd hear a guy and a girl having sex. And our master bedrooms are back to back, so my head is basically against they wall they're heads are against.

The worst part wasn't that I had to hear other people having sex when i wasn't getting none... no no no... the worst part was that I heard the guy about 90% MORE than I heard the girl... After a few months of this, I got a new girlfriend, and she was a screamer. Sweet sweet redemption.

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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 03:19:23 Reply

At 8/8/09 04:45 PM, Lamar537 wrote: I'd fap to it.

I would need picutres or a poor quality video for me to.

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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 03:25:17 Reply

At 8/8/09 04:42 PM, tarahloveshentai wrote:
If this happened where you lived, how would you react?

If this happened, I would go on Newgrounds and tell everyone about it.


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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 03:29:22 Reply

haha I heard the people who live in the apartment above once.
Which is strange because I have never heard them do anything ever. In fact I didn't even know there were people there until one random night I heard some chick making noises for like 2 minutes.

Haven't heard anything since.


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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 03:31:40 Reply

Tell them to calm the fuck down, and if all else fails..
You know what to do *cocks gun* use it wisely.


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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 04:37:07 Reply

Life back and enjoy.


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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 04:46:19 Reply

You're still alive? Cool.

At any rate, I'd say go to some of the other neighbors and ask them what they think about it. If those two are as loud as you say, you should be able to gather at least ten people who also have a beef with 'em.

Then you take the folks you've talked to, go to the front door of the two lovers, and TELL them that they need to soundproof the room or quiet down a little.

Chances are they'll be embarassed as hell.

If they don't stop making noise after 11 p.m. even after that, just go to the cops. Simple as that.


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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 05:07:06 Reply

Order a pizza to their apartment.


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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 05:34:08 Reply

Since you said he texted you or whatever you should ask him if you could join, worth a try.


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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 06:31:25 Reply

At 8/8/09 04:46 PM, michelinman wrote: look at all the fucking views. goddamn you newgrounds. haha.

mine has 7100 views but anyway film it and watch it repetedley

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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 06:50:30 Reply

I'd jack off to it. And I'd let them see me jack off if there's any way possible. Dem lil fuckrats.


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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 08:22:38 Reply

I've no doubt the neighbours hear when I have sex with my friend too, I wouldnt see a problem with it either way as I'm sure most adults are aware of sexual desires.


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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 08:30:26 Reply

At 8/8/09 04:42 PM, tarahloveshentai wrote: ...In a small apartment complex.

He lives up stairs and the apartment across from him downstairs lives a couple that has sex from anywhere in the middle of the day to 2 am in the morning.

He would jokingly text me when they would go at it but I didn't think anything of it until I a couple nights when I spent the night. They are very very loud. There bed is right in front of the window which they always have open.

You can hear everything. The girl, the guy, the we noises, and the skin on skin.

If this happened where you lived, how would you react?
Do you have any situations where things like this have happened?

you would simply... get in your room... fuck a chick even louder.

maybe have a little switch-a-roo

u never know she could be even better

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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 09:05:47 Reply

I'm sorry bout that.


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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 09:12:38 Reply

This isn't really the topic I wanted to wake up and see at 4:00 in fucking morning. I'd just tell them to quiet the fuck down or take it elsewhere, it's not cool to be all up in peoples face with that shit.

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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 09:43:36 Reply

I'd probably ninja my way into the window and join them.

Or secretly record them.


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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 15:58:27 Reply

At 8/9/09 04:46 AM, LinkSilvermane wrote: You're still alive? Cool.

At any rate, I'd say go to some of the other neighbors and ask them what they think about it. If those two are as loud as you say, you should be able to gather at least ten people who also have a beef with 'em.

From what I have heard and seen , the neighbors next to my boyfriend laugh at it and think it's hilarious. Other neighbors usually close their windows when it starts.

Then you take the folks you've talked to, go to the front door of the two lovers, and TELL them that they need to soundproof the room or quiet down a little.

Can't you just go complain to the manager of the complex? I've never lived in an apartment before so I don't know what the actions are.

Chances are they'll be embarassed as hell.

I don't see that when there so fucking loud. And they have their window open.

If they don't stop making noise after 11 p.m. even after that, just go to the cops. Simple as that.

That would be interesting


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Response to Loud Sex... 2009-08-09 16:16:00 Reply

WOW


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